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    <title type="text">Terence Eden’s Blog</title>
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    <updated>2026-11-05T09:49:54Z</updated>
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        <author>
            <name>Terence Eden</name>
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        <title type="html"><![CDATA[Gadget Review: Tozo NC9 Pro Bluetooth Headphones ★★★★⯪]]></title>
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        <id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76826</id>
        <updated>2026-11-05T09:49:54Z</updated>
        <published>2026-11-05T12:34:17Z</published>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="bluetooth"/>
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        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[The most interesting thing about these headphones isn&#039;t the headphones; it&#039;s their case.    The good folks at Tozo have sent me a pair of their new ear-blasters. They&#039;re a fairly standard pair of in-ear headphones. Sound quality is good, noise cancelling is excellent, battery life is fine. You know, all pretty standard. But what&#039;s actually a little bit special is the charging case.  As well…]]></summary>
        <content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/gadget-review-tozo-nc9-pro-bluetooth-headphones/">&lt;p&gt;The most interesting thing about these headphones isn't the headphones; it's their case.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Case.avif" alt="A small headphone case with a colourful touchscreen." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The good folks at Tozo have sent me a pair of their new ear-blasters. They're a fairly standard pair of in-ear headphones. Sound quality is good, noise cancelling is excellent, battery life is fine. You know, all pretty standard. But what's actually a little bit special is the charging case.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;As well providing charging to the cans, it has this cute little full-colour display!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Equaliser-settings.avif" alt="Case showing charging level and some buttons." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Which is also a touchscreen!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Everyone knows that hardware manufacturers can't write decent apps - and Tozo are no different. But here you don't have to rely on the app, or &lt;em&gt;anything&lt;/em&gt; on your phone. Tap the screen to wake, slide to unlock, fiddle about with the settings:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/LDAC-settings.avif" alt="Touchscreen options to set the connection or toggle LDAC." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Or change what song is playing:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Sinatra.avif" alt="Case showing the song title and artist. There are buttons to pause as well as skip forward or back." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Or interact with a dozen different helpful functions:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/QR-code.avif" alt="A QR code showing on screen to get the app." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;h2 id="specs"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/gadget-review-tozo-nc9-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#specs"&gt;Specs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You can &lt;a href="https://www.tozostore.com/products/tozo-nc9-pro-active-noise-cancelling-wireless-earbuds-ldac-hi-res-audio?variant=53470092329249"&gt;read about the headphones on the official site&lt;/a&gt; but the headline features for me are:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;14 hours playback with about 60 hours from the case.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;LDAC if you crave bit-perfect audio.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Active Noise Cancelling with various different modes.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Multi-function touch buttons on each side.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;

&lt;h2 id="the-app"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/gadget-review-tozo-nc9-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#the-app"&gt;The App&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;*sigh*&lt;/em&gt; OK, it isn't the &lt;em&gt;worst&lt;/em&gt; headphone app I've used, but it isn't great. In its defence, you do not need to create an account in order to use most of the features.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Log-in.avif" alt="A login screen." width="504" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The app isn't brilliantly translated, but you'll probably be able to figure it out.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Translation.avif" alt="A poorly translated screen. &amp;quot;After the notification is enabled, the APP message notification can be obtained immediately. To turn on&amp;quot;" width="504" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You can play about with some basic settings in the app.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Basic-settings-screen.avif" alt="A basic settings screen allowing you to change the time display, screen brightness, and wallpapers." width="504" height="1015" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Both headphones support multi-tap, so you can change them to your preference. There are four different types of tap each ear can support.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/touch-controls.avif" alt="Touch controls for click, double click, triple click, and long press. They can change volume, song, and change mode." width="504" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It's also possible to change the noise cancellation. The functions are perhaps a little indistinguishable - but they do work.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Noise-cancellation.avif" alt="Noise cancellation, transparency mode, reduce wind noise, leisure mode, normal, adaptive." width="504" height="499" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There is, sadly, a bunch of bullshit in the app. As well as a shop, there's also this weird "Community" tab given pride of place in the middle of the shortcut bar.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Community.avif" alt="A bunch of social media posts." width="504" height="1032" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Apparently you can earn points the more you post? Why? Who cares! You also get the now-ubiquitous AI tools, which you have to sign in to use, and some white noise to drown out the sounds of the world.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/AI.avif" alt="AI options to record meetings." width="504" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Ultimately, the app is usable. You can adjust the EQ to your preferences, check for firmware updates, and similar. But you'll play with it once or twice then forget it exists.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="audio-quality"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/gadget-review-tozo-nc9-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#audio-quality"&gt;Audio Quality&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'm not an audiophile. I'm not going to pretend that you need virgin-rolled cables adorned with mystic crystals in order to hear the true sonic soundstage of The Spice Girls.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Everything sounds fine. The default profile was good enough for me. I pumped up the bass and it was nice and boomy. There was no noticeable sound leakage at moderate volumes. The "spatial mode" didn't sound particularly nice to me and introduced a fair bit of distortion.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The noise cancellation was pretty decent as well. It won't drown out a crying baby next to you on public transport.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It will do LDAC on both Android:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/LDAC-and-spatial.avif" alt="Android screen showing LDAC and Spatial Audio." width="504" height="451" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And Linux:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Linux-showing-LDAC.avif" alt="Linux showing LDAC as an A2DP sink." width="1300" height="550" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Sound quality on both was excellent.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="usability"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/gadget-review-tozo-nc9-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#usability"&gt;Usability&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Pretty good! The taps are quick to respond and, of course, you can whip out the case if you want to change the settings. The touchscreen is small but responds well.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="price"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/gadget-review-tozo-nc9-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#price"&gt;Price&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;They're between &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B0hxpfc1S"&gt;£50 - £60&lt;/a&gt; on Amazon right now, or about &lt;a href="https://www.tozostore.com/products/tozo-nc9-pro-active-noise-cancelling-wireless-earbuds-ldac-hi-res-audio?variant=53470092329249"&gt;£40 direct from the manufacturer&lt;/a&gt;. That's bang on what I'd expect for normal headphones, but I think is decent value considering the little touch-screen it includes.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It's a pity that the app is &lt;em&gt;so&lt;/em&gt; woeful. But once you've set up your favourite EQ settings, you'll never need to touch it again.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But if you want noise cancelling, snug fitting, easy to use headphones, these are hard to beat.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Many thanks to Tozo for supplying me with the review unit.&lt;/p&gt;
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    <entry>
        <author>
            <name>Terence Eden</name>
            <uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
        </author>
        <title type="html"><![CDATA[Book Review: Practice by Rosalind Brown ★★★★☆]]></title>
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        <id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76815</id>
        <updated>2026-11-03T22:01:48Z</updated>
        <published>2026-11-04T12:34:07Z</published>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Book Review"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="NaBloPoMo"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="oxford"/>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[I have a simple rule - if I meet someone at a party and they say they&#039;ve written a book, then I will immediately buy that book. It&#039;s a strategy which has worked out well; leading me to some truly interesting and delightful prose.  Rosalind Brown (a fellow UEA graduate) has written a stunning little book. Practice is an almost Proustian meander through a day-in-the-life of a young woman going…]]></summary>
        <content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/book-review-practice-by-rosalind-brown/">&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/practice.webp" alt="Book cover featuring an illustration of a woman reading a book." width="240" class="alignleft"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I have a simple rule - if I meet someone at a party and they say they've written a book, then I will immediately buy that book. It's a strategy which has worked out well; leading me to some truly interesting and delightful prose.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Rosalind Brown (a fellow UEA graduate) has written a stunning little book. Practice is an almost Proustian meander through a day-in-the-life of a young woman going through an essay crisis.  Much like &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/03/book-review-katabasis-by-r-f-kuang/"&gt;R. F. Kuang's "Katabasis"&lt;/a&gt;, I'm rather glad the author found university to be a bewildering and, at times, upsetting experience as it provides rich fodder for this tale.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There is an inherent tragedy in studying English literature. The more you read, the more futile it becomes. Just like repeatedly saying a word aloud creates &lt;a href="https://doi.org/10.1038/s42003-024-06162-0"&gt;semantic satiation&lt;/a&gt;, so to does the repeated reading of sonnets drive away all their meaning. The closer you study a poem the further it slips from your grasp. The more introspective you become, the more you lose sight of what you really want out of life.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;As Proverbs 26:11 suggests, some students are like a snake which is compelled to eat its own tail. The protagonist, Annabel, isn't a caricature but she sure is a trope that you've met in halls. She's a woe-is-me wretch who'd rather cultivate a "Heated Rivalry" style interior monologue rather than engage with those around her. So self-absorbed to that she doesn't realise that, not only do other people have feelings, other people are carrying the same burden she does. I suspect her essay research really should have widened to include the seminal "&lt;a href="https://doi.org/10.1080/23268743.2015.1052937"&gt;Male gays in the female gaze&lt;/a&gt;"!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It's a short novel, but pleasingly thorough. Although there aren't any major twists, I can't say I predicted how the story would evolve and conclude. The punctuation and sentence structure is charmingly idiosyncratic and, I think, perfectly fits the story.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;A note on formatting. The ePub has &lt;em&gt;hard&lt;/em&gt; page breaks. That means some "pages" contain little more than a paragraph. I &lt;em&gt;suspect&lt;/em&gt; that's intentional as it gives a wonderfully staccato pace to the text. Our day is broken up into little moments which don't quite fit the strictures of a chapter, yet we experience the day as a cohesive whole.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;An excellent book - but one to read &lt;em&gt;after&lt;/em&gt; you've finished your homework.&lt;/p&gt;
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    <entry>
        <author>
            <name>Terence Eden</name>
            <uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
        </author>
        <title type="html"><![CDATA[Just a little AI resistance, as a treat]]></title>
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        <id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=73536</id>
        <updated>2026-09-25T11:08:13Z</updated>
        <published>2026-11-03T12:34:31Z</published>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="AI"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="EMFCamp"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="NaBloPoMo"/>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[At the recent EMFCamp, I bumped in to Professor Kate Devlin who was talking a little about the AI Resist List. I think one of the useful things we can do is loudly complain about shitty uses of AI. Here&#039;s an example.  As mentioned in a previous post, I&#039;m contacting companies which send malformed calendar invites. One of the organisation I contacted was the British online supermarket Ocado. They…]]></summary>
        <content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/just-a-little-ai-resistance-as-a-treat/">&lt;p&gt;At the recent EMFCamp, I bumped in to &lt;a href="https://www.kcl.ac.uk/people/kate-devlin"&gt;Professor Kate Devlin&lt;/a&gt; who was talking a little about the &lt;a href="https://airesistlist.org/"&gt;AI Resist List&lt;/a&gt;. I think one of the useful things we can do is loudly complain about shitty uses of AI. Here's an example.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;As mentioned in a previous post, I'm &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/07/google-calendar-unable-to-launch-event-caused-by-missing-dtstamp/"&gt;contacting companies which send malformed calendar invites&lt;/a&gt;. One of the organisation I contacted was the British online supermarket Ocado. They don't have an easy way to contact their technical team, and no obvious paths to raise a bug report, so I filled in their usual customer service feedback form. I included a clear statement of the problem and a detailed technical analysis of why I thought it was a problem with their service.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;After sending in my message, I received this back from "Lulu" at Ocado:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks for getting in touch and sharing this feedback about our calendar files.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You're entirely right—having a technical glitch pop up when you're trying to organise your delivery is a real pain, so I've made sure to pass your feedback on to our technical and webshop team.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;We really appreciate you taking the time to help us improve our service. I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I mean, that's AI right? It starts with the classic tell of a &lt;a href="https://github.com/anthropics/claude-code/issues/3382"&gt;sycophantic agreement&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Next up is the em-dash. &lt;a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/10/books/review/em-dash-chatbot-human-language.html"&gt;Beloved by chatbots&lt;/a&gt; but almost unheard of in British English style guides.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Finally (and this is hard to quantify) it just doesn't &lt;em&gt;feel&lt;/em&gt; like a customer service response. They're usually poorly spelled, have dodgy grammar, and ask a bunch of irrelevant questions. The message gave me no confidence that anyone had looked at the problem and I doubted it had been passed on to a technically competent human.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I immediately got a customer satisfaction survey. Usually I give top marks to humans because, even though &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2024/01/whats-the-incentive-to-tell-the-truth-on-surveys/"&gt;Net Promoter Score is bullshit&lt;/a&gt;, I don't want customer service agents to suffer the indignity of a bad review. But in this survey I vented my spleen - giving crappy 1 ⭐ scores on every metric and complaining vociferously about how &lt;em&gt;rude&lt;/em&gt; it is to use an AI to deal with a genuine complaint.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I was both surprised and delighted to receive this back a few days after my invective was sent:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I saw your survey comment about getting a robotic, AI-generated response previously, and I wanted to reach out personally to apologise. There is nothing more frustrating than pointing out a legitimate bug only to feel like you're talking to a brick wall. I promise you there is a real person typing this out!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Second, I wanted to send a massive thank you for the incredibly detailed diagnostic. It is rare to get feedback that tells us &lt;em&gt;exactly&lt;/em&gt; what is broken and how to fix it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I can assure you that this has been passed to our team to look into. Your feedback is going to make things much smoother for a lot of people, and we really appreciate you taking the extra time to help us get it right.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Thank you again, I do hope that this issue is resolved quickly. If there is anything else I can help with in the meantime, please don't hesitate to get in touch.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Perhaps I'm being touchingly naïve, but that &lt;em&gt;feels&lt;/em&gt; a lot more human, right? The grammar isn't perfect, the sentences are a bit more rambly, and it appears to have actually engaged with the contents of my message.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I get that having a million irate customer service messages is a hassle. Using AI to triage them probably makes business sense, summarising the verbose ones could be useful for customer service agents, and totting up general themes is almost certainly a sensible way to gather metrics without overloading the workforce.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But using an AI to reply to a human is just disrespectful. It says the organisation values their customer's time at less than their own.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It's OK to call out shitty AI responses and insist that a human engages with you.&lt;/p&gt;
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    <entry>
        <author>
            <name>Terence Eden</name>
            <uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
        </author>
        <title type="html"><![CDATA[Lorem Ipsum Dot Gov Dot UK]]></title>
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        <id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=75939</id>
        <updated>2026-10-23T10:27:50Z</updated>
        <published>2026-11-02T12:34:00Z</published>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="GOV.UK"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="government"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="NaBloPoMo"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="WebDev"/>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[I love testing in production. The thrill of accidentally publishing some dummy data - or taking down an entire website - is similar to skydiving without a parachute. Exquisite excitement followed by heart-stopping terror.  Before going live with a new website or service, it&#039;s sensible to test how text looks on it.  Most people don&#039;t test with readable text - it&#039;s too easy for management to start…]]></summary>
        <content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/lorem-ipsum-dot-gov-dot-uk/">&lt;p&gt;I love testing in production. The thrill of accidentally publishing some dummy data - or taking down an entire website - is similar to skydiving without a parachute. Exquisite excitement followed by heart-stopping terror.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Before going live with a new website or service, it's sensible to test how text looks on it.  Most people don't test with &lt;em&gt;readable&lt;/em&gt; text - it's too easy for management to start reading the content rather than looking at the layout. So the default is &lt;a href="https://www.lipsum.com/"&gt;the Latin text "Lorem ipsum"&lt;/a&gt;. Latin looks enough like English to get a feel for how text will render - but most people can't read it so they gloss over the words and look at the layout.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Say, it sure would be annoying if those dummy pages ever made their way to production, right?!?&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://blogs.fcdo.gov.uk/lorem-ipsum-dolor-sit-amet-5/"&gt;&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/lorem-ipsum-dolor-sit-amet-5-–-Foreign-Commonwealth-Development-Office-Blogs.webp" alt="FCDO blog post with dummy text." width="1178" height="954" class="aligncenter"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;One of the things that's fascinating about seeing testing data in a live environment is that you get a small peek behind the curtain of how a site was made. A tiny glimpse into the minds of the people who made it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Who was Alice? Did she enjoy her time working on the &lt;a href="https://www.londoncouncils.gov.uk/test-page-example-all-components-do-not-delete"&gt;London Councils' website&lt;/a&gt;?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.londoncouncils.gov.uk/test-page-example-all-components-do-not-delete"&gt;&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/Test-Page-Example-of-all-components-DO-NOT-DELETE-London-Councils.webp" alt="Lorem ipsum text, and a link to &amp;quot;Alice Test Docx&amp;quot;." width="1177" height="973" class="aligncenter"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Was she friends with &lt;a href="https://www.lambeth.gov.uk/henrys-test-subsite-overview"&gt;Henry at Lambeth council&lt;/a&gt;? We may never know.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Some of the placeholders eventually become load-bearing. For reasons which remain inscrutable to those who follow, the Elders declared some pages must remain sacrosanct &lt;em&gt;forever!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.hta.gov.uk/news/news-do-not-delete"&gt;&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/DO-NOT-DELETE.-Human-Tissue-Authority.webp" alt="A page of dummy text on the Human Tissue Authority website with the title &amp;quot;DO NOT DELETE&amp;quot;." width="1177" height="973" class="aligncenter"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;What would happen if that page were deleted? Would you dare risk it?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Sometimes finding a test page leads to a dead end. A &lt;a href="https://www.knutsfordtowncouncil.gov.uk/council-"&gt;stub of a page&lt;/a&gt; which should have been purged before go-live.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.knutsfordtowncouncil.gov.uk/council-"&gt;&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/Council-Knutsford-Town-Council.webp" alt="Knutsford town council page with dummy text." width="1177" height="973" class="aligncenter"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But other times it can lead us to a page hinting at something more. Deeper tests of long-forgotten functionality.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://customer.surreycc.gov.uk/article/824/Events"&gt;&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/Events-Surrey-County-Council.webp" alt="Surrey Council events page with lorem text and links to attendee plugin pages. One link says aaaaaaaa." width="997" height="1345" class="aligncenter"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;What did those plugins do? Aaaaaaaa indeed!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The purpose of this post isn't to point and laugh, it's to show that searching for dummy data is a good way to find interesting things. It might show you a style-guide, or lead to you to a forgotten and outdated plugin, or it might lead you to an &lt;a href="https://pre.redirect.contractawardservice.gca.gov.uk/digital-outcomes/opportunities"&gt;entire pre-production environment&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://pre.redirect.contractawardservice.gca.gov.uk/digital-outcomes/opportunities"&gt;&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/preprod-gca.webp" alt="Digital Outcomes page with a large &amp;quot;pre prod&amp;quot; banner and dummy text. This is a composite image." width="1009" height="746" class="aligncenter"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Finally, this image was on one of the FCDO blog posts. I assume that means it is available under the &lt;a href="https://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/doc/open-government-licence/version/3/"&gt;Open Government Licence&lt;/a&gt; and, therefore, &lt;a href="https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/184149181?ref=studio-promote"&gt;I can start T-Shirt production immediately&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/184149181?ref=studio-promote"&gt;&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/lorem-ipsum-dolor-sit-amet.webp" alt="The keep calm and carry on poster, but with the words Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet." width="600" height="700" class="aligncenter"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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    <entry>
        <author>
            <name>Terence Eden</name>
            <uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
        </author>
        <title type="html"><![CDATA[10 Years on Mastodon]]></title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/"/>
        <id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=65267</id>
        <updated>2026-09-25T11:07:56Z</updated>
        <published>2026-11-01T12:34:18Z</published>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="ActivityPub"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="mastodon"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="NaBloPoMo"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Social Media"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Social Networks"/>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[As of today, I&#039;ve been on the Mastodon social network for 10 years. I think that deserves a little reflection and celebration.     Post by <a rel="mention" class="u-url mention" href="https://mastodon.social/@Edent">@Edent</a> View on Mastodon      Social networks often launch in a blaze of glory but limp out of existence within a year or so. How many services have you signed up to, only to gradually drift away from? If you&#039;re anything like me, your password…]]></summary>
        <content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/">&lt;p&gt;As of today, I've been on the Mastodon social network for 10 years. I think that deserves a little reflection and celebration.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote class="mastodon-embed" data-embed-url="https://mastodon.social/@Edent/55342/embed" style="background: #FCF8FF; border-radius: 8px; border: 1px solid #C9C4DA; margin: 0; max-width: 540px; min-width: 270px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0;"&gt; &lt;a href="https://mastodon.social/@Edent/55342" target="_blank" style="align-items: center; color: #1C1A25; display: flex; flex-direction: column; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Fira Sans', 'Droid Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; justify-content: center; letter-spacing: 0.25px; line-height: 20px; padding: 24px; text-decoration: none;"&gt; &lt;svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink" width="32" height="32" viewBox="0 0 79 75"&gt;&lt;path d="M63 45.3v-20c0-4.1-1-7.3-3.2-9.7-2.1-2.4-5-3.7-8.5-3.7-4.1 0-7.2 1.6-9.3 4.7l-2 3.3-2-3.3c-2-3.1-5.1-4.7-9.2-4.7-3.5 0-6.4 1.3-8.6 3.7-2.1 2.4-3.1 5.6-3.1 9.7v20h8V25.9c0-4.1 1.7-6.2 5.2-6.2 3.8 0 5.8 2.5 5.8 7.4V37.7H44V27.1c0-4.9 1.9-7.4 5.8-7.4 3.5 0 5.2 2.1 5.2 6.2V45.3h8ZM74.7 16.6c.6 6 .1 15.7.1 17.3 0 .5-.1 4.8-.1 5.3-.7 11.5-8 16-15.6 17.5-.1 0-.2 0-.3 0-4.9 1-10 1.2-14.9 1.4-1.2 0-2.4 0-3.6 0-4.8 0-9.7-.6-14.4-1.7-.1 0-.1 0-.1 0s-.1 0-.1 0 0 .1 0 .1 0 0 0 0c.1 1.6.4 3.1 1 4.5.6 1.7 2.9 5.7 11.4 5.7 5 0 9.9-.6 14.8-1.7 0 0 0 0 0 0 .1 0 .1 0 .1 0 0 .1 0 .1 0 .1.1 0 .1 0 .1.1v5.6s0 .1-.1.1c0 0 0 0 0 .1-1.6 1.1-3.7 1.7-5.6 2.3-.8.3-1.6.5-2.4.7-7.5 1.7-15.4 1.3-22.7-1.2-6.8-2.4-13.8-8.2-15.5-15.2-.9-3.8-1.6-7.6-1.9-11.5-.6-5.8-.6-11.7-.8-17.5C3.9 24.5 4 20 4.9 16 6.7 7.9 14.1 2.2 22.3 1c1.4-.2 4.1-1 16.5-1h.1C51.4 0 56.7.8 58.1 1c8.4 1.2 15.5 7.5 16.6 15.6Z" fill="currentColor"&gt;&lt;/path&gt;&lt;/svg&gt; &lt;div style="color: #787588; margin-top: 16px;"&gt;Post by @Edent@mastodon.social&lt;/div&gt; &lt;div style="font-weight: 500;"&gt;View on Mastodon&lt;/div&gt; &lt;/a&gt; &lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;script data-allowed-prefixes="https://mastodon.social/" async="" src="https://mastodon.social/embed.js"&gt;&lt;/script&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Social networks often launch in a blaze of glory but limp out of existence within a year or so&lt;sup id="fnref:arse"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fn:arse" class="footnote-ref" title="I'm pulling these numbers out of my arse. But, come on, that feels about right, doesn't it?" role="doc-noteref"&gt;0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;. How many services have you signed up to, only to gradually drift away from? If you're anything like me&lt;sup id="fnref:pu"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fn:pu" class="footnote-ref" title="Poor you!" role="doc-noteref"&gt;1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;, your password manager is a graveyard of unloved services and your MFA app is filled with icons of websites you barely remember.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It could easily have been that way with Mastodon. I gradually drifted away from Slashdot. Despite a promising start, &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/tag/app-net/"&gt;AppDotNet&lt;/a&gt; died an untimely death. Slack works as a meta-social-network - but there are half-a-dozen communities which I know I'll never check in on. Once in a blue moon I'll think about uploading a photo to Flickr. I tried &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2012/09/i-didnt-quit-twitter-twitter-quit-me/"&gt;quitting Twitter&lt;/a&gt; several times - only to walk away cold turkey to prevent my soul being polluted by its filth.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I lurk on LinkedIn mainly to gawp at the brainworms. Threads just pushed too much crap into my feed. I &lt;em&gt;think&lt;/em&gt; I have a tumblr and a dozen other social media accounts which fell into disrepair.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;So what made Mastodon so sticky for me?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="silence-brand"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#silence-brand"&gt;Silence Brand&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Brands on social networks is an anti-pattern. You cannot be friends with a company.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;In the early days of Twitter, brands were &lt;em&gt;desperate&lt;/em&gt; to join the global conversation. They saw people complaining about them and wanted to intercede. Sadly that just promoted maladaptive behaviour as people (especially those with large followings) found they could bully brands into submission.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;So brands retreated into the only thing they know how to do; advertise.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Mastodon has been remarkably resistant to corporations coming along to plant their flags. The few that are on there are either genuinely interested in the technology or are broadcast only.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="algorithms-and-filters"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#algorithms-and-filters"&gt;Algorithms and Filters&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It's wrong to say that Mastodon doesn't have an algorithm. It displays posts in chronological order - that's an algorithm. It has decent enough spam filtering - again, an algorithm. But it never tries to promote far-right hate posts to me.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Even better, it has proper support for a user's personalised filters. I can easily block discussion of politics&lt;sup id="fnref:names"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fn:names" class="footnote-ref" title="I am grateful that so many politicians have reasonably unique names!" role="doc-noteref"&gt;2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt; and sport. I can turn off reposts from individual accounts that I follow - you know the guy who reposts every puppy video he finds.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That makes for a relaxing and stress-free experience.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="fun-technology"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fun-technology"&gt;Fun Technology&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I wasted years on the Twitter API. While I got some lovely swag from Twitter for faffing about with their tech, it was always clear that certain sections of Twitter's leadership hated that 3rd parties could use their APIs. Similarly, Facebook's API started as fun but quickly descended into a locked-down corporate hellscape.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Mastodon's API is mostly a delight to use. There aren't weird and arbitrary restrictions. Even better, because of the inherent open nature of the Fediverse, I can write my own ActivityPub software to interact with it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/08/activitybot-is-the-recipient-of-an-nlnet-grant/"&gt;I'm even getting paid to develop ActivityBot&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="nice-people"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#nice-people"&gt;Nice People&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Most of the people who join Mastodon&lt;sup id="fnref:fedi"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fn:fedi" class="footnote-ref" title="Yes, I know it is the Fediverse and they're not all on one platform. Cut me some slack." role="doc-noteref"&gt;3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt; feel rejected from more corporate social media. They've either made an active choice to try something different or they've been thrown off the mainstream apps. That's (mostly) good - and means that they're invested in making work something that's different.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss some of the people from Twitter. I think most of them are on BlueSky now - so I'm on there as well. Think of it like quitting smoking by taking up vaping. Sure, not ideal, but better than the alternative.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="what-it-is-missing"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#what-it-is-missing"&gt;What it is missing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I can't pretend everything is brilliant. In no particular order, here are some of the papercuts which annoy me daily.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h3 id="reply-controls"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#reply-controls"&gt;Reply Controls&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;

&lt;p&gt;BlueSky allows me to set a limit on who can reply to my posts. It is &lt;em&gt;bliss&lt;/em&gt;. Sometimes I don't want the world chatting back to me. Yes, there's the ability to restrict who can see my posts in the first place, or who can quote my posts, but it isn't the same.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h3 id="super-block"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#super-block"&gt;Super Block&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Similarly, I want to be able to remove replies to me. If someone is being abusive or annoying, I don't want my friends to see that. If I block them, I want their replies to vanish from view in my threads.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I can moderate replies to my blog posts - why can't I moderate replies to my microblog posts?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h3 id="reply-guys"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#reply-guys"&gt;Reply Guys&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The two issues above are caused by the same strain of reply-guy. There's something about Mastodon which attracts &lt;a href="https://german.millermanschool.com/"&gt;a certain class of person&lt;/a&gt;. I get so many replies from people who either have never heard of this Earth concept called humour, or think that their inexpert Googling is helpful, or want to argue about something I haven't said.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It can be infuriating and I understand why it drives people away.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h3 id="geolocation"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#geolocation"&gt;Geolocation&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I just think &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/07/scattered-thoughts-on-social-geolocation/"&gt;social geolocation would be nifty&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h3 id="more-people"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#more-people"&gt;More People&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'm in two minds about this. Services like &lt;a href="https://brid.gy/"&gt;Brid.gy&lt;/a&gt; allow me to follow my BSky friends on Masto, and vice-versa. Having more people on the Fediverse and away from corporate-owned social media would (hopefully) make it more viable in the long-term.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But more people means more spammers, grifters, and &lt;i lang="fr"&gt;agents provocateur&lt;/i&gt;. There's a delicate balance to be found - not enough people and the network fails, too many people and it collapses.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I don't know what the right number is.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The nice thing about the Fediverse is that it literally cannot fail completely. Much like IRC survives despite "everyone" moving to Discord and WhatsApp, it chugs along in the background. ActivityPub servers will be around for the foreseeable future. So I'll be available on Mastodon (or its successor) until the bitter end.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="heres-to-the-next-ten-years"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#heres-to-the-next-ten-years"&gt;Here's to the next ten years!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'm looking forward to seeing what happens to Mastodon (and the Fediverse as a whole) by 2036. I am sure it'll have some wobbles, I hope it will see a renaissance, I look forward to shitposting far into the future.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You can follow me on Mastodon - &lt;a href="https://mastodon.social/@edent"&gt;@edent@mastodon.social&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;div id="footnotes" role="doc-endnotes"&gt;
&lt;hr aria-label="Footnotes"&gt;
&lt;ol start="0"&gt;

&lt;li id="fn:arse"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'm pulling these numbers out of my arse. But, come on, that feels about right, doesn't it?&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fnref:arse" class="footnote-backref" role="doc-backlink"&gt;↩︎&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;

&lt;li id="fn:pu"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Poor you!&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fnref:pu" class="footnote-backref" role="doc-backlink"&gt;↩︎&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;

&lt;li id="fn:names"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am grateful that so many politicians have reasonably unique names!&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fnref:names" class="footnote-backref" role="doc-backlink"&gt;↩︎&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;

&lt;li id="fn:fedi"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yes, I &lt;em&gt;know&lt;/em&gt; it is the Fediverse and they're not all on one platform. Cut me some slack.&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fnref:fedi" class="footnote-backref" role="doc-backlink"&gt;↩︎&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;

&lt;/ol&gt;
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    </entry>
    <entry>
        <author>
            <name>Terence Eden</name>
            <uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
        </author>
        <title type="html"><![CDATA[Gig Review: The Witcher in Concert ★★★★☆]]></title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gig-review-the-witcher-in-concert/"/>
        <id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=77063</id>
        <updated>2026-10-30T18:07:11Z</updated>
        <published>2026-10-31T12:34:18Z</published>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="games"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="gig"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Review"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="TheWitcherInConcert"/>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[The most common way people experience classical style music these days is via movies and video-games. After seeing The Force Awakens - live in concert, I&#039;ve become rather a fan of watching movies performed with a live soundtrack.  But what about watching a video game with orchestral accompaniment? We travelled up to Wolverhampton to see &#34;The Witcher&#34;:  A one-of-a-kind live event that transforms…]]></summary>
        <content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gig-review-the-witcher-in-concert/">&lt;p&gt;The most common way people experience classical style music these days is via movies and video-games. After seeing &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2019/11/review-the-force-awakens-live-in-concert/"&gt;The Force Awakens - live in concert&lt;/a&gt;, I've become rather a fan of watching movies performed with a live soundtrack.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But what about watching a &lt;em&gt;video game&lt;/em&gt; with orchestral accompaniment? We travelled up to Wolverhampton to see "The Witcher":&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;A one-of-a-kind live event that transforms the lasting legacy and emotional storytelling of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt into an immersive concert&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;Obviously you can't have someone sat there with a PS5 controller while a band plays (although that'd be a hell of a Twitch stream!) instead a large screen projects various cut-scenes and in-game footage.  It works pretty well - most of the popular scenes are in there (Geralt in the bathtub got a big cheer) although there was no hyper-extended Gwent session. The videos were a &lt;em&gt;little&lt;/em&gt; repetitive. Some of the music is obviously composed to be swelling in the background and so repeated shots of swords looking cool or Geralt looking grumpy were sprinkled throughout.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The highlight was seeing &lt;a href="https://percival.pl/percival/?lang=en"&gt;Percival Schuttenbach&lt;/a&gt; play a variety of instruments with absolute joy and gusto. The entire band look like they're having a whale of a time, and the conductor encouraged us to whoop and cheer for our favourite scenes (with perhaps a few boos for some of the more notorious enemies).&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;As soundtracks go, it isn't particularly varied. There's a decent mix of tunes, some with singing, but they do tend to blur into one after a while. Nevertheless, a brilliant time for fans of the game who want to soak up the music.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The Witcher in Concert is on tour around the world now.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;iframe title="The Witcher in Concert | Trailer" width="620" height="349" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/VTsQzz2ukXA?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen=""&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;

&lt;h2 id="pre-and-post-show"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gig-review-the-witcher-in-concert/#pre-and-post-show"&gt;Pre- and Post-Show&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There was a merchandise stall hidden in one corner of the venue. Between doors opening and the start of the show (about an hour) a video looped through three screens - one of which encouraged up to share our photos with a hashtag. That's fine, but a few more videos wouldn't have gone amiss.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;After the show, the conductor said the band would stick around for selfies - which was nice of them.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;A touring show like this probably can't spare too much space for large scale models for people to pose with, or a couple of cosplayers to photograph, but it might have been nice if there were &lt;em&gt;something&lt;/em&gt; to interact with before and after the show.&lt;/p&gt;
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    <entry>
        <author>
            <name>Terence Eden</name>
            <uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
        </author>
        <title type="html"><![CDATA[Book Review: The God of Small Things by Arundhati Roy ★★☆☆☆]]></title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/book-review-the-god-of-small-things-by-arundhati-roy/"/>
        <id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76302</id>
        <updated>2026-10-27T21:11:03Z</updated>
        <published>2026-10-30T12:34:22Z</published>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Book Club"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Book Review"/>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[I did not care for this one bit. I found it cloying, infantilising, and far too circuitous.  It starts off as a bit of an overwritten melodrama, where every phrase is a delicious flower waiting to bloom, but ends up being a over-sugared mess with a rotten heart. Parts are just exhausting to read, with no time to catch your breath between scenes. That can work in some books when spaced out -…]]></summary>
        <content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/book-review-the-god-of-small-things-by-arundhati-roy/">&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/gost.webp" alt="Book cover." width="200" class="alignleft"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I did not care for this one bit. I found it cloying, infantilising, and far too circuitous.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It starts off as a bit of an overwritten melodrama, where every phrase is a delicious flower waiting to bloom, but ends up being a over-sugared mess with a rotten heart. Parts are just exhausting to read, with no time to catch your breath between scenes. That can work in some books when spaced out - here I just found it annoying.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;My main problem with it, though, is that it feels like it is &lt;em&gt;entirely&lt;/em&gt; exposition. Because of the (unnecessarily) jumbled order of the story, every paragraph feels like it is introducing us to something or someone. Rather than progress the plot, I felt like I was being drip-fed morsels for what was coming up. In the end, the story just isn't interesting enough to support that.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Parts of the writing are gorgeous, but they're in service of so little that it seems like an unfair sleight of hand; you're too busy admiring the prose to realise how dull and uneventful everything is. The repetition hammers away like a vocal tic - wearing out its welcome by the tenth occurrence. The mannered spelling, punctuation, and extemporising is similarly grating after a while.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I don't mind characters being unsympathetic - but every single one is painted as a monster or a simpleton. It's hard to keep reading when nearly all the main characters are so relentlessly unlikeable. I know I'm not a big fan of sad or upsetting books, but there was so &lt;em&gt;little&lt;/em&gt; joy or happiness in this one that I felt grimy reading it.  Afterwards I was left wondering what the point of it was. I do not doubt that the depictions of casteism were well done but, again, to what end?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I read this for a book club and wondered what my fellow readers made of it. All of us found it a challenging read, with most raising similar criticisms to mine. We all found the prose to be  beautiful but the plot lacking. Only one of use gave it a positive review - but we all agreed it was a fascinating book to discuss.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Perhaps we were all just philistines? Yet each of us came up with a compelling reason why we found it so unpalatable. There truly was something for everyone to complain about.&lt;/p&gt;
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    <entry>
        <author>
            <name>Terence Eden</name>
            <uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
        </author>
        <title type="html"><![CDATA[Gadget Review: SoundPEATS CC3 Pro Bluetooth Headphones ★★★★⯪]]></title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/"/>
        <id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=75488</id>
        <updated>2026-10-26T11:24:58Z</updated>
        <published>2026-10-28T12:34:54Z</published>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="gadget"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="headphones"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Review"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="USB-C"/>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[These are easily the most comfortable headphones I&#039;ve worn. I&#039;ve literally had them clipped around my ears all day without noticing them.    The good folks at SoundPEATS have sent me their latest cans to wrap around my lugs. I&#039;m a big fan of these new-style &#34;clip on&#34; headphones. Rather than encasing your ears, or sticking way down into the wax-mines, these clip over your ear. It isn&#039;t a tight…]]></summary>
        <content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/">&lt;p&gt;These are easily the &lt;em&gt;most&lt;/em&gt; comfortable headphones I've worn. I've literally had them clipped around my ears all day without noticing them.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/ccpro3.webp" alt="Clip on headphones." width="2048" height="1152" class="alignleft"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The good folks at &lt;a href="https://soundpeats.com/en-gb"&gt;SoundPEATS&lt;/a&gt; have sent me their latest cans to wrap around my lugs. I'm a big fan of these new-style "clip on" headphones. Rather than encasing your ears, or sticking way down into the wax-mines, these clip over your ear. It isn't a tight grip like a paperclip - more like the gentle caress of a tender but firm lover who wants only to delicately pinch your ears.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Look - it's hard writing about this stuff, OK?! Grab a pair and try them; you'll see what I mean. Here's a picture of an attractive model to give you an idea.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/female-model.webp" alt="Woman with clip on headphones." width="999" height="576" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;h2 id="specs"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#specs"&gt;Specs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;All the usual things you'd expect from headphones. AAC and SBC audio codecs are standard, it'll also do LDAC - which will get you higher quality but at the expense of battery life and the ability to connect to multiple devices at once.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The case recharges via USB-C, the battery seems fairly chunky and will quick-charges the headphones. 10 minutes in the case will give them 3 hours of playback.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Product-shot.webp" alt="Product shot showing the headphones and case." width="1024" height="683" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Each clip has a button - you can change what they do in the supplied app.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;IPX6 should be good for wearing in the rain, but you can't go swimming in them.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="useful-features"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#useful-features"&gt;Useful Features&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;We all know what headphones can do - play audio, provide a microphone, and let you control the audio coming from your device. The CC3 Pro also have a few other smart features.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Like most decent battery-powered headphones, they will automatically switch off after a predetermined period without use.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Scheduled-off.webp" alt="Screenshot of scheduled off functionality." width="504" height="616" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There's a privacy mode which adds an EQ filter to reduce sound leakage. It works, but does make the sound slightly murkier.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There's a button on each one - you can use the app to set actions for tap, double-tap, triple-tap, and long press.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Custom-gestures.webp" alt="Screenshot of custom gestures settings." width="504" height="751" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The case supports wireless charging, so you can chuck it on any charging puck for a quick top-up.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="comfort"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#comfort"&gt;Comfort&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Outstanding. After a few minutes you will genuinely forget that you're wearing them. Shake your head as hard as you like and they will not fall off. Here's a genuine photo of me doing some manly exercises while wearing them.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/male-model.webp" alt="Male model, slightly sweaty, wearing headphones." width="1024" height="576" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;h2 id="sound-quality"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#sound-quality"&gt;Sound Quality&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Excellent - with a couple of caveats. These are open-ear devices. You can hear the world around you. That is by design and is extremely useful if you need to be aware of your surroundings. You can't block out the world or do active noise cancelling. I was not a fan of the default EQ. The bass wasn't bassy enough for me. It's easy enough to change in &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#the-app"&gt;the app&lt;/a&gt; - but that does require a login.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Voice quality when speaking on the phone was also good. The people I spoke to could hear me clearly and with minimal background noise.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="android"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#android"&gt;Android&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Piece of cake. Open the case, press the button on the back, they're ready to pair.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Android.webp" alt="Android showing HD Audio." width="504" height="462" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Sound quality was great, my voice transmitted just fine, and I could easily play/pause and adjust the volume.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="linux"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#linux"&gt;Linux&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Again, dead easy. Ubuntu detected and paired with them instantly.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="the-app"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#the-app"&gt;The App&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I've complained to SoundPEATS before about their lousy app. The best thing I can say about it is that you don't &lt;em&gt;have&lt;/em&gt; to use it. It's handy for downloading the occasional firmware update and fiddling with the setting. But that's about it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It obnoxiously insists on needing an Internet connection to change &lt;em&gt;some&lt;/em&gt; settings. Stuck on a train in the middle of nowhere and want to adjust your EQ? Tough. Similarly, some functionality is gated behind a login wall - such as the custom EQ and custom sound effects.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Login-to-get-more.webp" alt="Screenshot showing log in to get more." width="504" height="705" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Thankfully, the rest of the app is fairly simple to use and will work offline. You can adjust what the buttons do, for example:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Weirdly, you can also download other people's EQ settings.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/EQ-Marketplace.webp" alt="Screenshot of the EQ marketplace." width="504" height="892" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There's also a firmware update and a bunch of other things to flick on and off.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="downsides"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#downsides"&gt;Downsides&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Other than the app, there are a few niggles which are only slightly annoying.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Firstly, they don't pause when you take them out of your ear. That's a feature which was on &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2025/11/gadget-review-soundpeats-clip1-cuff-headphones/"&gt;the first set of SoundPeats&lt;/a&gt; I had and is sorely missed.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Secondly, the default sound profile wasn't very bass heavy. A bit of fiddling in the app and they sounded much better.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;While they do charge in either slot within the case, they're incompatible with previous SoundPeats cases. The risk with smaller manufacturers like this is that you won't be able to find a cheap replacement case if you need it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="price"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#price"&gt;Price&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Launch price is about £75 / €80. That's getting towards the upper end of what I think is acceptable for headphones like this.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Readers of this blog can use code &lt;code&gt;PRCC3PRO&lt;/code&gt; for an &lt;em&gt;extra&lt;/em&gt; 10% off at &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B06umgpc8"&gt;Amazon UK&lt;/a&gt; or other &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B06umgpc8"&gt;international Amazon stores&lt;/a&gt;. The code should work from today until 30th November 2026.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Ultimately, these are ridiculously comfortable headphones. They won't block out the noise of the environment around you - but that's their selling point. You use these while cycling, wandering through the city, or any other time you need to be aware of your surrounding. If you can put up with the slightly shonky app, these are well worth the price.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Many thanks to SoundPeats for the review pair.&lt;/p&gt;
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    <entry>
        <author>
            <name>Terence Eden</name>
            <uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
        </author>
        <title type="html"><![CDATA[Book Review: You Could Do Something Amazing with Your Life [You Are Raoul Moat] - Andrew Hankinson ★★★★☆]]></title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/book-review-you-could-do-something-amazing-with-your-life-you-are-raoul-moat-andrew-hankinson/"/>
        <id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76955</id>
        <updated>2026-10-25T12:10:21Z</updated>
        <published>2026-10-27T12:34:53Z</published>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Book Review"/>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[It is hard to write a book in the second person. It is even harder to make it this good. It would have been easier to write a salacious cash-in with a dozen shocking revelations in each chapter. Instead, Andrew Hankinson attempts to use Raoul Moat&#039;s own words to build up a picture of the man.  You have nine days and your whole life to prove you are more than a callous murderer.  Go.  It is…]]></summary>
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&lt;p&gt;It is hard to write a book in the second person. It is even harder to make it this good. It would have been easier to write a salacious cash-in with a dozen shocking revelations in each chapter. Instead, Andrew Hankinson attempts to use Raoul Moat's own words to build up a picture of the man.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;You have nine days and your whole life to prove you are more than a callous murderer.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Go.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It is written with sympathy, but without being sympathetic. A stream of consciousness interrupted only occasionally by the voice of god [it probably isn't god] to provide clarity to an unreliable narrator. The paranoia and delusion come streaming off the page, couched in a tone of voice that exudes reasonableness. It doesn't glorify the man, nor does it make excuses for him, instead it asks you to consider what you choices you could have made under similar circumstances.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Almost every sentence is set up as a challenge to the reader. Is this man telling the truth? If so, are his actions understandable or explainable? If not, where is the truth and how would you know? When someone has such a fundamental disconnect from reality, when their model of the world and human interactions is so broken, what can society do to help?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;From Moat's point of view, he is the Biblical Job. A callous god tests and torments him. Beset by challenges he never loses faith even after the all the world can throw at him. The god [in parentheses] is &lt;em&gt;also&lt;/em&gt; an unreliable narrator. The author has built upon all the official reports, the suicide notes, the rambling messages, and interviews with contemporaries. But, as is acknowledged, we can never truly know what goes on in someone's head; we can only judge their actions and their aftermath.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;A constant drumbeat is the way Moat claims he was repeatedly victimised by the police. Given all his other delusions, the reader might easily conclude that this is yet another piece of self-pitying nonsense. And yet, when discussing how Moat actually died there &lt;em&gt;does&lt;/em&gt; appear to be a conspiracy of silence. The police's behaviour and attitudes are exactly what you would expect from people perpetrating a cover-up.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Naturally, this is a depressing and often upsetting read. It reminds me of the autobiography &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2018/08/week-notes-5/#non-fiction"&gt;Mini and Me&lt;/a&gt; about a child arsonist. In both that book and this, we witness people being offered help and refusing it. Much like &lt;a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable_of_the_drowning_man"&gt;the parable of the drowning man&lt;/a&gt; it seems people often overlook the helping hand.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Are you responsible for this? The start of the book describes Moat reaching out for psychiatric help. He is offered an appointment but never turns up. He's offered another one, but still doesn't attend. Whereupon the offer of help is withdrawn. Our society strongly favours individual responsibility. Autonomy is to be persevered for all but the most extreme cases. Should Moat have been forcibly removed from home and made to attend his appointments?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Do you want to live in a society where missing a few meetings with a social worker results in you being detained against your will? Are you happy to accept his attacks as a price worth paying for your freedom?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;If a journalist took words you'd written in the heat of the moment, would it paint you in a terrible light? How confident are you that you know the truth of any situation? Are you lying to yourself right now?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is an excellent and provocative book. I picked this up after &lt;a href="https://bsky.app/profile/robmanuel.b3ta.com/post/3mxdzridrm22p"&gt;seeing Rob Manuel post about it&lt;/a&gt;. I like the idea of an informal online book club! If someone wants to set one up, please do invite me.&lt;/p&gt;
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        <author>
            <name>Terence Eden</name>
            <uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
        </author>
        <title type="html"><![CDATA[Theatre Review: Opera UnTouched's "The Telephone" ★★★★★]]></title>
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        <id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76940</id>
        <updated>2026-10-26T11:19:06Z</updated>
        <published>2026-10-26T12:34:15Z</published>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="london"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="opera"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Theatre Review"/>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Why shouldn&#039;t an opera be set in an office? Not merely set there; performed there! On Saturday night, a couple of dozen audience members were ushered in to a genuine office in Tooting to watch a short comic opera by Opera UnTouched. It was a burst of sunshine in a rainy day.  We&#039;re at Ben&#039;s leaving party. A flustered woman is busy on the telephone. Will Ben ever get her attention?  Both Grace…]]></summary>
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&lt;p&gt;Why &lt;em&gt;shouldn't&lt;/em&gt; an opera be set in an office? Not merely &lt;em&gt;set&lt;/em&gt; there; &lt;strong&gt;performed&lt;/strong&gt; there! On Saturday night, a couple of dozen audience members were ushered in to a genuine office in Tooting to watch a short comic opera by Opera UnTouched. It was a burst of sunshine in a rainy day.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;We're at Ben's leaving party. A flustered woman is busy on the telephone. Will Ben ever get her attention?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Both &lt;a href="https://encoremusicians.com/Grace-Watkins"&gt;Grace Watkins&lt;/a&gt; &amp;amp; &lt;a href="https://www.stephenwhitford.co.uk/"&gt;Stephen Whitford&lt;/a&gt; are astonishingly good opera singers. They cover all the tropes, hit all the notes, and interact well with the audience.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I know that &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2025/10/every-theatre-show-is-immersive/"&gt;every production now claims it is immersive&lt;/a&gt; - but here, it genuinely is! The audience wanders through the set to get to the seats scattered around the office, there's a naff PowerPoint presentation projected on to the wall, a leaving card is waiting for us to sign, the singers prance among us.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Just intensely joyful.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;My only real criticism it that it is too short! I suspect it is designed to be a pop-up experience, fringe show, or performed during a break in the corporate drudgery. I'd've gladly watched a full length production and traipsed through a series of office spaces to get the the next scene.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You can &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/operauntouched/reel/DerzyjVR_b_/"&gt;watch excerpts on Instagram&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="pre-and-post-show"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/theatre-review-opera-untoucheds-the-telephone/#pre-and-post-show"&gt;Pre- and Post-Show&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;As I've written about before, &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2024/12/the-art-of-the-pre-show-and-post-show/"&gt;theatrical shows need to do something special to warm up their audiences&lt;/a&gt;. Opera UnTouched had a tough job with an audience drenched in London's rain.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The "office manager" ushered us in to the space and told us that it was Ben's last day, so we were all welcome at his leaving drinks. It being a modern office, we were each given a lanyard to wear throughout the show (which also sneakily doubled as an audience feedback QR).&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;As it was a party, as we wandered round the office space, we were each handed a glass of Prosecco - what a lovely touch! There's a reason your Chinese takeaway comes with "free" prawn crackers; receiving a gift makes you feel cherished. For the cost of a few dozen reusable plastic flutes and all of about 73p worth of fizz each, the audience were positively beaming by the time the show started.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Why can't more shows do that? OK, it might eat in to the takings at the bar. But a welcome drink on arrival is such an easy way to win over the audience.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;As for post-show, there was the obligatory plea to fill in the feedback form. Charmingly, after receiving rapturous applause, the cast and creatives came back and were happy to chat to the audience and discuss the show.&lt;/p&gt;
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        <author>
            <name>Terence Eden</name>
            <uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
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        <title type="html"><![CDATA[Gadget Review: LiberNovo Omni - the USB-C powered office chair ★★★★⯪]]></title>
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        <id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76246</id>
        <updated>2026-10-25T11:14:08Z</updated>
        <published>2026-10-25T12:34:01Z</published>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="chair"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="furniture"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="gadget"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Review"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="USB-C"/>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Whenever a company asks me to review their gadgets, I always ask if it is USB-C powered. If not, I&#039;m not interested. So, welcome to the future where your chair is USC-C rechargeable!  WHAT?!    The LiberNovo Omni looks like a standard office chair - but has two secret features.  First, is that it is exceedingly comfortable. Full foam cushions, lovely headrest, and a recline which almost gets you…]]></summary>
        <content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/">&lt;p&gt;Whenever a company asks me to review their gadgets, I always ask if it is USB-C powered. If not, I'm not interested. So, welcome to the future where your chair is USC-C rechargeable!&lt;/p&gt;

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I get a lot of random companies asking me to review their stuff. Sometimes it is bargain basement crap, but once in a while there's something like this. Is it *really* worth a grand? Well, seats like this aren't cheap and the competition is around that price. But yeeeeeesh! I do love sitting on it though.

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&lt;p&gt;The LiberNovo Omni looks like a standard office chair - but has two secret features.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;First, is that it is exceedingly comfortable. Full foam cushions, lovely headrest, and a recline which almost gets you horizontal.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Second, it is USB-C powered. There's a small battery pack which plugs in to the chair. Why? Read on!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;OK, let's start at the beginning.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="assembly"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#assembly"&gt;Assembly&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Flat-pack chairs like this are normally notoriously hard to assemble. The LiberNovo bucks that trend - not only does it include a how-to video, it prints the instructions on a MASSIVE piece of cardboard.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Big-instructions.webp" alt="Massive instructions on a big bit of card printed in colour." width="1024" height="771" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'm used to peering at tiny black-and-white diagrams in a flimsy paper booklet. IKEA could learn a thing or two from this.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The screws are all labelled and a hex-driver is included. What's an even nicer touch, however, is some safety gloves:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Screws-and-gloves.webp" alt="Screws in labelled pouches, a driver, and a pair of white gloves." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That's the sort of thing which doesn't cost much to the manufacturer, but is such a thoughtful gesture. There's nothing &lt;em&gt;too&lt;/em&gt; sharp as you assemble, but who wants to cover their new chair in blood, eh?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The parts come in two large boxes, but there aren't that many separate bits.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/ready-for-assembly.webp" alt="All the bits, ready for assembly." width="1024" height="629" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Building it took about half an hour. It's easier with a friend to help - as are most things in life - but doesn't require much skill.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="go-back-to-the-usb-c-part-again-please"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#go-back-to-the-usb-c-part-again-please"&gt;Go Back To The USB-C Part Again Please?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The battery pack is a 2200mAh unit with a USB-C port to recharge. It connects in to the chair with this slightly unusual connector:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Battery.webp" alt="A battery pack with a handle." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The internals of the chair have a USB-C cable to connect everything up.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/USB-C-Up-The-BUM.webp" alt="USB-C cable protruding from the chair - it looks like it goes RIGHT UP YOUR BUM!" width="2475" height="2475" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;LOL!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="yes-but-why-does-a-chair-need-a-battery-pack"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#yes-but-why-does-a-chair-need-a-battery-pack"&gt;YES BUT WHY DOES A CHAIR NEED A BATTERY PACK??!?!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;On the side of the left arm-rest are three buttons.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Two of them move the lumbar-support up and down. Depending on how your back is feeling and how far you are reclined, you can adjust the the back-support position.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="and-the-3rd-button"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#and-the-3rd-button"&gt;And the 3rd button?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That's the build-in back massager, silly!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;video autoplay="" loop="" muted="" src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/omni-back-massage.mp4"&gt;&lt;/video&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="is-that-useful"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#is-that-useful"&gt;Is that useful?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Yes. Being able to instantly adjust the back support without having to twist around is fantastic, especially for those of us reaching a certain age.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The "massage" feature essentially just moves the support up and down for five minutes before returning to its previous location. When sat upright, it feels great. But the real benefit is when you're laying down.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="how-flat-does-this-thing-go"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#how-flat-does-this-thing-go"&gt;How flat does this thing go?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;160° - not quite flat, but good enough when you're taking a break from Typing Real Hard. You don't want a photo of me sprawled out, so LiberNovo have helpfully provided some stock photos of much better looking folk.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/recline.webp" alt="Guy leaning all the way back on the chair." width="1024" height="576" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It is incredibly stable. At no point did it tip over or feel like it was going to deposit me on the floor. What really helps is the included foot stall.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="no-feets-on-seats"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#no-feets-on-seats"&gt;No Feets On Seats&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Unsurprisingly, this is &lt;em&gt;not&lt;/em&gt; USB-C powered. A sturdy plastic footrest with a deeply padded leg rest on top.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Again, assembly was a cinch - follow the large printed instructions and clip it together. It's rated for 40㎏, so you shouldn't stand on it but it is more than enough to rest your weary legs.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="price"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#price"&gt;Price&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I hope you're sitting down for this.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Direct from LiberNovo, you can expect to &lt;a href="https://uk.libernovo.com/pages/libernovo-omni-dynamic-ergonomic-chair"&gt;pay around £700&lt;/a&gt; - although there are bundles with extra batteries, the footrest, and even an eye mask which will shoot that price up. You can get the &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B04FRSESZ"&gt;full bundle on Amazon for around £1,000&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There's two ways to look at that price. Firstly, youch. But, alternatively, that's still cheaper than a Herman Miller Aeron. And Herm's doesn't come with a built-in lumbar massage.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(There is also an upgraded version which has a built in fan under the seat. Personally, I suggest eating a healthier diet.)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I can't deny that's a chunk of change. If you're anything like me, you probably spend most of your day sat down. You might as well sit on something comfortable.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="final-thoughts"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#final-thoughts"&gt;Final Thoughts&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Having the back-rest adjustable via arm-rest buttons is a genius touch. I just wish it went further. I'd love a control panel (or, dare I say it, app) which let me adjust the seat height, recline, headrest position etc. Who can be bothered with fiddly manual levers when electricity can do the work for us?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Building this chair was a breeze - and it was delightful to get a pair of safety gloves with it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The chair is extraordinarily comfortable and the back massage, while not on the level of a "shiatsu" style heated massage pillow, is delightfully pleasant. Would I lie all the way back and sleep in it? Yeah! Certainly more comfortable than an economy airline seat.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;If you spend a lot of time sitting at your computer, your arse deserves something supportive. Your back deserves some love too. Yes, the USB-C power-pack is a little bit of a gimmick - but it is a hell of a good one.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;In my opinion, this is worth splashing out on.&lt;/p&gt;
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    <entry>
        <author>
            <name>Terence Eden</name>
            <uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
        </author>
        <title type="html"><![CDATA[Book Review: Get Ahead of Being Dead by Evie King ★★★★☆]]></title>
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        <id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76286</id>
        <updated>2026-10-04T20:07:29Z</updated>
        <published>2026-10-24T11:34:25Z</published>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Book Review"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="death"/>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[After reading Evie King&#039;s previous book Ashes To Admin - Tales from the Caseload of a Council Funeral Officer I was eager to read her not-quite-a-sequel.  We know what happens after death; paperwork. Gas bills need to be cancelled, funeral wishes need to be carried out, money needs to be apportioned between warring family members. When you die, you won&#039;t be there to experience the annoyance and …]]></summary>
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&lt;p&gt;After reading Evie King's previous book &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/02/book-review-ashes-to-admin-tales-from-the-caseload-of-a-council-funeral-officer-by-evie-king/"&gt;Ashes To Admin - Tales from the Caseload of a Council Funeral Officer&lt;/a&gt; I was eager to read her not-quite-a-sequel.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;We know what happens after death; paperwork. Gas bills need to be cancelled, funeral wishes need to be carried out, money needs to be apportioned between warring family members. When you die, you won't be there to experience the annoyance and distress - but other people will. So do you help them or not?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This book is a chatty and informal guide to how to set out your wishes - including that you have no wishes.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Much like her previous book, it cheerfully mixes anecdotes about death with a powerful political message about how we treat the dead (and, I suppose, nearly dead).&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It is one of those rare eBooks which is probably better as a &lt;em&gt;paper&lt;/em&gt; book because the end of every chapter has a few dozen questions to fill in. Some are seemingly banal (library card number) and other potentially a little distressing (who do you &lt;em&gt;not&lt;/em&gt; want invited to your funeral). The aim is to keep the answers somewhere prominent so that, come the inevitable, there's a one-stop-shop for all your deadmin.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Evie does an excellent job of making the slightly terrifying first steps accessible and approachable. It's fully trans, non-binary, and poly inclusive. It doesn't shy away from some of the more uncomfortable aspects of death, but it really does feel like the author is having a coffee &amp;amp; natter with you.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The style won't be for everyone. I think I'd rather have this as just a plain list of questions. But, then again, I &lt;em&gt;did&lt;/em&gt; find it compelling to read the stories about what happens when things go wrong. So maybe I don't know myself as well as I think. Say, what song &lt;em&gt;do&lt;/em&gt; I want playing at my funeral?&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;There's no doubt this is a slightly challenging and provocative read - but you should absolutely buy a copy for yourself and fill it in. Whether you buy it for your friends and relatives…&lt;/p&gt;
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    </entry>
    <entry>
        <author>
            <name>Terence Eden</name>
            <uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
        </author>
        <title type="html"><![CDATA[More phishing messages via Booking.com and Novotel]]></title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/more-phishing-messages-via-booking-com-and-novotel/"/>
        <id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76842</id>
        <updated>2026-11-02T13:45:33Z</updated>
        <published>2026-10-23T11:34:15Z</published>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="CyberSecurity"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="phishing"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="scam"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="spam"/>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[A few days ago I booked a Novotel hotel on Booking.com - two days later I received these phishing messages via WhatsApp. Both knew my exact name, phone number, location of stay, and date of stay.  Luckily, both were fairly inept. Let&#039;s take a quick look at them.  The first came from a Portuguese business account.    Obviously the name doesn&#039;t match that of the large chain hotel I booked with. The …]]></summary>
        <content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/more-phishing-messages-via-booking-com-and-novotel/">&lt;p&gt;A few days ago I booked a Novotel hotel on Booking.com - two days later I received these phishing messages via WhatsApp. Both knew my exact name, phone number, location of stay, and date of stay.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Luckily, both were fairly inept. Let's take a quick look at them.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The first came from a Portuguese business account.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Spam1.webp" alt="Spam message from a Portuguese business." width="490" height="1452" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Obviously the name doesn't match that of the large chain hotel I booked with. The domain name doesn't look anything like what I'd expect from either Booking.com or Novotel. They note this isn't an emergency - presumably to bypass the warnings that you shouldn't act on any message trying to convey a sense of urgency. The "Cancel" button on the bottom makes this look more genuine though.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The second one is slightly different.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Spam2.webp" alt="A similar message from a UK spammer." width="504" height="1101" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is from a much more generic business account, albeit a UK-based one. The date is formatted differently. There's no cancel button. But the wording is identical.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;So are these both from the &lt;em&gt;same&lt;/em&gt; scammer?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The domains were both registered on the same day - the 21st of October - within hours of each other. They're both protected by CloudFlare, but were registered at two different registrars - one Chinese and one Japanese. Lots of scammers use CloudFlare (who seem to relish in being the protectors of all sorts of unsavoury characters). A smart scammer would register their domains on multiple registrars to avoid all of them getting banned at once. So that's a bit inconclusive.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Looking at the source code for the pages, they appear to be identical.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That means one of two things:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;There is one incompetent scammer who doesn't keep a record of which messages they've sent to which victims.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;There are multiple scammers who are all using the same "off the shelf" phishing kit.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But how did my data leak in the first place?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The first place to look, as always, is within. My Booking.com account uses a strong and unique password. It has a unique email address tied to it. I have MFA via an authenticator app. I regularly use the "Sign out of other sessions" options in the Booking.com app.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;My email is similarly secure. And, frankly, if scammers were in there then they could do a lot more damage than sending me a phishing link!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That leaves either Booking.com, Novotel, or one of their systems.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It's fair to say this is a &lt;em&gt;persistent&lt;/em&gt; problem with Booking.com - they were &lt;a href="https://www.smashingsecurity.com/346-how-hackers-are-breaching-booking-com-and-the-untrustworthy-reviews/"&gt;breached in 2023&lt;/a&gt; and these sorts of phishing attacks &lt;a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Bookingcom/comments/1sji0gf/serious_security_breach_confirmed_by_bookingcom/"&gt;happen regularly&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Although I couldn't find any record of Accor (the owners of Novotel) being breached, it's fair to say &lt;a href="https://www.surinenglish.com/spain/the-aepd-fines-hotel-7000-euros-for-20240704075826-nt.html"&gt;other hotels suffer from this problem&lt;/a&gt;. It seems depressingly easy to con or bribe a worker into allowing scammers access into a booking system.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This sort of "&lt;a href="https://www.ap.org/news-highlights/spotlights/2026/travel-scams-are-getting-harder-to-spot-heres-how-to-stay-safe/"&gt;reservation hijacking&lt;/a&gt;" is now depressingly common.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There's a slight twist in the tale. A few moments after I made the original reservation, I received this message directly from the hotel via the Booking.com messaging system:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Property-Message.webp" alt="Dear Terence, This hotel will never send you a message or email ask for you to pay or we will cancel your rooms. You have booked via booking.com and will not be able to check in on line - please disregard any email regarding online check in or payment. If you have received such a message please ignore this and contact the hotel directly. Kind regards. Reservations" width="660" height="780" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I can only assume that Novotel are aware of the persistent problem they're facing and this is their attempt to deflect blame.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;So I called the hotel (using the number on their website) and they confirmed my reservation. When I mentioned the phishing messages the hotel were very quick to tell me they were a scam, that I shouldn't click any links, and to delete them right away. I did ask if they'd suffered a data breach but, understandably, they don't tell receptionists that.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I've reported the problem to both Accor and Booking.com - we'll see who comes up with the most convincing explanation.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;As it happens, a few days ago, the &lt;a href="https://ec.europa.eu/commission/presscorner/detail/en/ip_26_2223"&gt;European Commission announced it was investigating Booking.com&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Commission will also investigate whether the provider of Booking.com has diligently assessed and addressed the risks that phishing scams pose to consumers.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;In particular, the investigation will focus on risks related to the way reservation and guest data is shared with accommodation providers, and the design and functioning of Booking.com's messaging service.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The Commission will also examine whether the company has put in place sufficient safeguards to prevent data from being misused to carry out phishing and solicit fraudulent payments.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Stay safe out there!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;hr&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;ins datetime="2026-11-02T13:39:02+00:00"&gt;Update: 2nd November 2026&lt;/ins&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;After some back and forth with the hotel, they said to me:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;To clarify, the information automatically transferred from Booking.com to our hotel’s property management system (PMS) is limited to guests’ names and dates of stay. Telephone numbers, email addresses and credit card details are not shared through this system so it is unlikely the breach was from our system which has two factor authentication.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That seems relatively convincing to me. Regardless of how effective their 2FA is, if they don't have my details then they can't leak them.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Booking.com have not meaningfully replied to my queries.&lt;/p&gt;
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    </entry>
    <entry>
        <author>
            <name>Terence Eden</name>
            <uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
        </author>
        <title type="html"><![CDATA[Gadget Review: Mokin 17 Port USB-C Tower ★★☆☆☆]]></title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/"/>
        <id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76136</id>
        <updated>2026-10-19T09:00:07Z</updated>
        <published>2026-10-22T11:34:36Z</published>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="gadget"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Mokin"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Review"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="USB-C"/>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[The good folks at Mokin have sent me their new USB-C hub and it is a beast.    This is the MODK2403 - the latest in their line of high-tech USB-C docks. It does close to everything you could want and has an LCD monitor for showing the weather.  Errr… What?  OK, a quick product shots, then on to the specs.    On to the ports:   Triple display   Either 3x HDMI or 1x HDMI and 2x DisplayPort  4x U…]]></summary>
        <content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/">&lt;p&gt;The good folks at Mokin have sent me their new USB-C hub and it is a &lt;em&gt;beast&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/product-shot.webp" alt="Photo of the front and back of the hub." width="1024" height="576" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is the &lt;a href="https://mokinglobal.com/products/mokin-17-in-1-usb-c-docking-station-for-triple-monitors-with-smart-lcd"&gt;MODK2403&lt;/a&gt; - the latest in their line of high-tech USB-C docks. It does close to everything you could want &lt;em&gt;and&lt;/em&gt; has an LCD monitor for showing the weather.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Errr… What?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;OK, a quick product shots, then on to the specs.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/All-the-ports.webp" alt="All the ports." width="1024" height="771" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;On to the ports:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Triple display

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Either 3x HDMI or 1x HDMI and 2x DisplayPort&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;4x USB-A

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;2x 2.0 480Mbps, 1x 3.0 5Gbps, 1x 3.1 10Gbps&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;2x USB-C

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;1x 3.0 5Gbps, 1x 3.1 10Gbps&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;USB-C PD input

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;100W&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;USB-C to host computer

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;USB-C to C cable included&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Ethernet port

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;1Gbps&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;SD and microSD&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;3.5m Audio Jack&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Suction cup&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Yup! At the bottom of the tower is a silicone surround which allows it to firmly plant on any flat surface. It's strong enough to take any gentle nudges without toppling over, but easy enough to lift off if you need to move the unit.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/suction.webp" alt="A square suction cup." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It is &lt;em&gt;slightly&lt;/em&gt; cheeky to describe this as 17 ports. The two DisplayPorts are tied to the HDMI ports - so you can only have 3 screens active at a time, not five. But as each screen can do 4K @ 60Hz, I'll let it slide.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="screen"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/#screen"&gt;Screen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There's a black and white screen included which can show you a bunch of information. Tap the power-button on top to cycle between them.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Which ports are connected:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/Whats-plugged-in.webp" alt="A list of ports. Some are illuminated." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Screen resolution of attached devices:
&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/Displayinfo.webp" alt="Screen resolution, size, and refresh rate." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Total power draw:
&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/what-watts.webp" alt="A weird smiley face showing 49 Watts." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;WiFi set up:
&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/WiFi-Info.webp" alt="WiFi Info." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Wait? What! If you connect to the hub's WiFi, you get this set-up screen.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/WiFi-setup.webp" alt="A long settings screen to allow WiFi and set various options." width="504" height="1344" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Once it is connected, it'll show you the weather in your area:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/Weather-no-location.webp" alt="Weather and time." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'm not &lt;em&gt;entirely&lt;/em&gt; convinced about whether that's useful. Although you can change the units from ℉ to ℃, and show or hide your area, there's no other customisation available. No 24 hour clock, no date formatting, nothing. There's also no privacy policy or indication of which weather provider it is connecting to.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The screen switches off after a few minutes - so it isn't a constant distraction. Tapping the top button turns it on again.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Double-pressing the power-button switches the external monitors off. Which is useful for privacy I guess?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="linux-info"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/#linux-info"&gt;Linux Info&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Worked perfectly with my Linux laptop. I drove two external screens via DisplayPort, a bunch of USB peripherals, Ethernet, etc.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;A full read-out gives:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;pre&gt;&lt;code class="language-_"&gt;0bda:8153 Realtek Semiconductor Corp. RTL8153 Gigabit Ethernet Adapter
0bda:0411 Realtek Semiconductor Corp. Hub
2109:0822 VIA Labs, Inc. USB3.1 Hub
2109:8822 VIA Labs, Inc. USB Billboard Device
0020:0b21 Generic AB13X USB Audio
0bda:1100 Realtek Semiconductor Corp. HID Device
0bda:5411 Realtek Semiconductor Corp. RTS5411 Hub
1a86:8095 QinHeng Electronics USB Hub
303a:1001 Espressif USB JTAG/serial debug unit
2109:2822 VIA Labs, Inc. USB2.0 Hub
&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;

&lt;h2 id="speed"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/#speed"&gt;Speed&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I have 1Gbps broadband, and I was able to get 850Mbps through the Mokin's Ethernet port. That's pretty much what I'd expect.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Copying files via USB-C to a Pixel phone topped out at about 200MBps, which was a little underwhelming, but fast enough for my needs. I tried a variety of cables, including the bundled one.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="sound"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/#sound"&gt;Sound&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The AB13X USB Audio presents as both analogue and S/PDIF. There was no meaningful difference between the two in terms of sound quality. There was minimal hum on output when nothing was being played.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="wifi-and-security"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/#wifi-and-security"&gt;WiFi and Security&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'm slightly uneasy about the built-in WiFi connection this hub offers. It is primarily used for showing the weather on screen, but it can also be used to upload new firmware.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Worryingly, it has a weak default password set - &lt;code&gt;mokin123&lt;/code&gt;. I think that might be &lt;a href="https://www.gov.uk/government/news/new-laws-to-protect-consumers-from-cyber-criminals-come-into-force-in-the-uk"&gt;against the law&lt;/a&gt;. The password can be changed by the user - but I wonder how many people will bother?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;When I mentioned this to Mokin, they replied:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;After the initial password is set, the user can change the password themselves rather than continuing to use a fixed default password.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I don't think that's good enough to protect users.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Similarly, the SSID can be hidden and is randomised, but I wonder if that's suitable defence against a determined hacker?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'm glad that the unit doesn't hijack the Ethernet connection - but who knows what a future firmware update might do.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There's also a &lt;code&gt;303a:1001 Espressif USB JTAG/serial debug unit&lt;/code&gt; exposed on the hub. I tried connecting to it with &lt;code&gt;esptool&lt;/code&gt; and the hub crashed! I had to pull out the power to get it to restart. I'm not smart enough to probe it further, but I can't help wondering why it is there.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Finally, there's a mysterious &lt;code&gt;0bda:1100 Realtek Semiconductor Corp. HID Device&lt;/code&gt;. I thought that was used for blanking the external screens when the power-button is double-pressed, but that didn't register on &lt;code&gt;evtest&lt;/code&gt;. So what is it for? I don't like the idea of a random Human Interface Device (usually a keyboard or mouse) being attached to my computer.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I spoke to Mokin about it and they said:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;our technical manager confirmed that these two entries are reserved for future firmware updates.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Personally, I would expect these to be disabled if they aren't going to be used.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="privacy"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/#privacy"&gt;Privacy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;With any device which connects to the Internet, you have to be concerned about what data it is collecting, storing, and transmitting. I asked Mokin if they had a privacy policy related to their weather service. They said:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;There is no need to worry about your personal or location information being uploaded or stored remotely. The relevant user information is stored locally on the device.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The weather/location information is provided through Google services, and no personal information is uploaded or stored by us. Therefore, there should be no privacy or data security concern from our side.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I don't find that terribly convincing. At the very least they should tell users who their weather provider is and what their privacy says.  I assume that the device is doing a GeoIP lookup before sending the request to Google - again, that should be explained to users.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I've no evidence that the hub is collecting data about what is attached and then sending it off somewhere - but without a privacy policy from Mokin, who can say?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="cracking-it-open"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/#cracking-it-open"&gt;Cracking It Open&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The suction cup at the bottom is only lightly glued on and peeled off easily. Underneath are four screws.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Bottom-Screws.webp" alt="Four cross head screws." width="512" height="531" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The base removes easily, exposing the three circuit boards.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Internal-guts.webp" alt="Two circuit boards with a middle board and some wires." width="2048" height="1824" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Here's a close up:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/guts.webp" alt="Close up of the circuits." width="2048" height="1798" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I couldn't easily get them out, and the front plastic was held on securely. I'm sure it would be possible to snap off, but I didn't want to damage it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="price-and-final-thoughts"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/#price-and-final-thoughts"&gt;Price and Final Thoughts&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It's usually about &lt;a href="https://mokinglobal.com/products/mokin-17-in-1-usb-c-docking-station-for-triple-monitors-with-smart-lcd"&gt;£90 from the manufacturer&lt;/a&gt; or around &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B08w3yaiS"&gt;£70 from Amazon&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You can get a basic hub for less than half that price - but what you're paying for here having &lt;em&gt;all the ports&lt;/em&gt;. It's an attractive package, well designed, quiet, and unobtrusive.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The screen is moderately useful - being able to see which ports are in use was handy, as was seeing the total power draw. The screen debugging was also handy. I'm not that interested in the weather, but I can see how it would be helpful as a single-use screen.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I have significant concerns about the always-on WiFi, especially given its easy to guess password. I've contacted the manufacturer to see if anything can be done about that but they don't seem interested in fixing it. The lack of privacy policy is also worrying.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Similarly, the HID and JTAG are also something I wouldn't expect to see on a hub like this. Ideally they should be disabled if not in use.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;In terms of ports and performance, this can't be beat. But I would be reluctant to connect it to my home WiFi network.&lt;/p&gt;
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    </entry>
    <entry>
        <author>
            <name>Terence Eden</name>
            <uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
        </author>
        <title type="html"><![CDATA[Book Review: Quackery - A Brief History of the Worst Ways to Cure Everything by Lydia Kang ★★★⯪☆]]></title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/book-review-quackery-a-brief-history-of-the-worst-ways-to-cure-everything-by-lydia-kang/"/>
        <id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=74296</id>
        <updated>2026-09-27T21:29:18Z</updated>
        <published>2026-10-20T11:34:35Z</published>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Book Review"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="medicine"/>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[This is a charming and funny book all about the various ways humans have promoted fake medical cures in exchange for money.  Despite the grim (and occasionally distressing) subject matter, the tone remains light and poppy throughout. There are lots of snarky asides (especially about the fake medical practitioners) and a real appreciation for the bizarre. It&#039;s fun the whole way through, although …]]></summary>
        <content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/book-review-quackery-a-brief-history-of-the-worst-ways-to-cure-everything-by-lydia-kang/">&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/9781523501854.webp" alt="Book cover." width="200" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-74298"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is a charming and funny book all about the various ways humans have promoted fake medical cures in exchange for money.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Despite the grim (and occasionally distressing) subject matter, the tone remains light and poppy throughout. There are lots of snarky asides (especially about the fake medical practitioners) and a real appreciation for the bizarre. It's fun the whole way through, although sometimes at the expense of people who perhaps didn't know better than to trust charlatans.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;One thing that is constantly brought back is how it can be hard to determine what &lt;em&gt;is&lt;/em&gt; patent nonsense and what is a &lt;i lang="la"&gt;bone fide&lt;/i&gt; cure:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Prevent blood clotting: Extract mucus from the intestinal membranes of slaughtered pigs or from the lungs of slaughtered cows. Inject. (heparin)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Is that any more believable than injecting goat testicles to cure impotence?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It also brings to light how squeamish we can be, especially when faced with unusual medical procedures:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;We borrow other people’s wombs for surrogacy. And yet, plenty of people squirm at the idea of breastmilk banks. We are a society of contradictions.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The eBook is &lt;em&gt;beautifully&lt;/em&gt; formatted. For once, images are in-line with the text! Usually in books of this sort, publishers treat the eBook like a mass-market paperback and stick the illustrations at the end.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It ends rather abruptly, after taking us through light, electricity, colour therapy, animal magnetism, and a couple of dozen other "cure-alls"&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Sadly, there are no references or footnotes. While I have no reason to doubt the veracity of the claims, for a book about scientific misinformation and malpractice, I'd've expected a way to find out more information.&lt;/p&gt;
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    </entry>
    <entry>
        <author>
            <name>Terence Eden</name>
            <uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
        </author>
        <title type="html"><![CDATA[Una Watch TOTP - MFA on your wrist!]]></title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/una-watch-totp-mfa-on-your-wrist/"/>
        <id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76104</id>
        <updated>2026-10-12T10:48:42Z</updated>
        <published>2026-10-18T11:34:08Z</published>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="c++"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="HowTo"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="UnaWatch"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="watch"/>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Let&#039;s get this out of the way first - this is a terrible idea!  I want my two-factor authentication codes to be easily accessible to me, so I&#039;ve built a watch app which will display them. That&#039;s really convenient for me - but makes for a terrible security posture. Anyone who steals my watch will be able to see my one-time code. If they&#039;re clever, they can decompile the app and find the secret…]]></summary>
        <content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/una-watch-totp-mfa-on-your-wrist/">&lt;p&gt;Let's get this out of the way first - this is a &lt;em&gt;terrible&lt;/em&gt; idea!  I want my two-factor authentication codes to be easily accessible to me, so I've built a watch app which will display them. That's really convenient for me - but makes for a terrible security posture. Anyone who steals my watch will be able to see my one-time code. If they're clever, they can decompile the app and find the secret which powers the code generation.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You should absolutely not do this and, if you ignore my warnings, you should only do this for codes which aren't critical to your security.&lt;/p&gt;

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You know what? I *do* use this. I have a low-ish security account which constantly needs my MFA number. Sometimes I can't be bothered unlocking my phone to get it. Of course, on my wrist I save it under a different name. Perhaps I'm an idiot for doing so, but sometimes convenience wins.

Anyway, the three rules of Comment Club are…

1. You must not tell anyone about Comment Club - let them find out about it themselves.
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3. You should drop an email to anyone whose comments you've read. Start by sending me a friendly message at comment.club@shkspr.mobi

Keep your eyes peeled for more comments in my other blog posts 😃

TTFN.
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&lt;p&gt;In my defence, an attacker would still need my username and password to make any use of these codes - but please don't trust your security to my deranged witterings.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="what-it-looks-like"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/una-watch-totp-mfa-on-your-wrist/#what-it-looks-like"&gt;What It Looks Like&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/MFA.webp" alt="My wristwatch showing &amp;quot;HSBC MFA Code 751646&amp;quot;. Don't worry, this isn't my real code. OR IS IT?!?!" width="1024" height="576" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;h2 id="prior-art"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/una-watch-totp-mfa-on-your-wrist/#prior-art"&gt;Prior Art&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'm sure many other people have done this. Indeed, three years ago I built &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2023/07/an-eink-wrist-mounted-totp-generator/"&gt;An eInk, Wrist-Mounted, TOTP Generator&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Wrist-TOTP.jpg" alt="A chunky wristwatch showing the time and a selection of 6 digit codes and their corresponding entities." width="1024" height="1024" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;h2 id="the-service"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/una-watch-totp-mfa-on-your-wrist/#the-service"&gt;The Service&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is in my &lt;code&gt;Service.cpp&lt;/code&gt; - as you can see, it's pretty simple. This won't let you add in hundreds of codes - you get one and that's it. There's no countdown when a code is about to expire, so I recommend waiting until a new one pops up before you start typing it in.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'll be candid, I haven't used C++ properly since university - and that was in the last century. I've mostly just cut things out to see what breaks. Feel free to educate me on the correct idiomatic code.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You will need to set your own secret in here.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;pre&gt;&lt;code class="language-cpp"&gt;//  Standard includes.
#include "Service.hpp"
#include "SDK/Messages/CommandMessages.hpp"
#include "SDK/Messages/MessageGuard.hpp"

//  Needed for PureTOTP.
#include &amp;lt;iostream&amp;gt;
#include "TOTP.h"

#include &amp;lt;string&amp;gt;
#include &amp;lt;sstream&amp;gt;

//  What this Glance can do.
Service::Service(SDK::Kernel &amp;amp;kernel)
    : mKernel(kernel)
    , mGlanceUI()
    , mGlanceTitle()
    , mGlanceValue()
{}

void Service::createGuiControls()
{
    //  Set the main title in the Glance.
    mGlanceTitle = mGlanceUI.createText();
    mGlanceTitle.pos({ kTitleX, kTitleY }, { kTitleW, kTitleH })
        .font(GlanceFont_t::GLANCE_FONT_POPPINS_SEMIBOLD_20)
        .color(GlanceColor_t::GLANCE_COLOR_TEAL)
        .setText("HSBC MFA Code")
        .alignment(GlanceAlignH_t::GLANCE_ALIGN_H_CENTER);

    //  Set the default text for the value.
    mGlanceValue = mGlanceUI.createText();
    mGlanceValue.pos({ 20, kValueY }, { 200, kValueH })
        .font(GlanceFont_t::GLANCE_FONT_POPPINS_SEMIBOLD_20)
        .color(GlanceColor_t::GLANCE_COLOR_YELLOW_DARK)
        .setText( "Waiting for update" )
        .alignment(GlanceAlignH_t::GLANCE_ALIGN_H_CENTER);
}

void Service::glanceUpdate()
{
    //  Set the Base32 encoded secret (all uppercase).
    std::string secret = "QWERTYUIOP";
    //  Generate the code based on the Unix timestamp right now.
    const std::time_t t = std::time(0);
    std::string code = TOTP::GenerateTOTP( 6, 30, TOTP::HMAC_SHA1, secret, t );

    std::ostringstream ss;
    ss &amp;lt;&amp;lt; t;

    //  Convert the string to char* and display it as the value.
    mGlanceValue.print( code.c_str() ); 

    //  Show the Unix time to check the timezone is correct.
    // mGlanceTitle.print( ss.str().c_str() );
}

//  No service.
Service::~Service(){}

//  When this glance is opened.
void Service::run()
{
    while (true) {
        SDK::MessageBase *msg;
        if(!mKernel.comm.getMessage(msg)) {
            continue;
        }

        switch (msg-&amp;gt;getType()) {
            //  The Glance has started.
            case SDK::MessageType::EVENT_GLANCE_START:
                if (configGui()) {
                    createGuiControls();
                } else {
                    mKernel.comm.releaseMessage(msg);
                    mKernel.sys.exit(0);
                }
                break;
            //  The Glance has been stopped.
            case SDK::MessageType::COMMAND_APP_STOP:
            case SDK::MessageType::EVENT_GLANCE_STOP:
                mKernel.comm.releaseMessage(msg);
                return;
                break;

            //  Every second, perform an action.
            case SDK::MessageType::EVENT_GLANCE_TICK:
                onGlanceTick();
                break;

            default:
                break;
        }

        mKernel.comm.releaseMessage(msg);
    }
}

void Service::onGlanceTick()
{
    if (mGlanceUI.isInvalid()) {
        if (auto upd = SDK::make_msg&amp;lt;SDK::Message::RequestGlanceUpdate&amp;gt;(mKernel)) {
            upd-&amp;gt;name           = APP_NAME;
            upd-&amp;gt;controls       = mGlanceUI.data();
            upd-&amp;gt;controlsNumber = static_cast&amp;lt;uint32_t&amp;gt;(mGlanceUI.size());
            upd.send(100);
        }

        mGlanceUI.setValid();
    }
    glanceUpdate();
}

bool Service::configGui()
{
    bool status = false;
    if (auto gc = SDK::make_msg&amp;lt;SDK::Message::RequestGlanceConfig&amp;gt;(mKernel)) {
        if (gc.send(100) &amp;amp;&amp;amp; gc.ok()) {
            if (gc-&amp;gt;maxControls &amp;gt;= 3) {
                mGlanceUI.setWidth(gc-&amp;gt;width);
                mGlanceUI.setHeight(gc-&amp;gt;height);
                status = true;
            }
        }
    }
    return status;
}
&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;

&lt;h2 id="the-library"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/una-watch-totp-mfa-on-your-wrist/#the-library"&gt;The Library&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There are dozens of C++ libraries for RFC 6238 generation. I ended up using &lt;a href="https://github.com/Einztein/PureTOTP"&gt;PureTOTP&lt;/a&gt; as it didn't require any external dependencies and was only two files.  As I only needed SHA1 TOTP codes, I stripped out a bunch of functionality which was unnecessary for me. Similarly, I only wanted to generate 6 digit codes with a 30 second period - so took out anything which did more than that.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I've tidied up the code and comments where I can. The original was MIT Licenced - so this is as well.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There are two parts to this. First, the header&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;pre&gt;&lt;code class="language-_"&gt;// TOTP.h
//
#pragma once
#include &amp;lt;string&amp;gt;
class TOTP
{
public:
    const static int HMAC_SHA1 = 20;    //  Length of HMAC.

    static std::string GenerateTOTP(const std::string&amp;amp; secret);
    static std::string GenerateTOTP(int digit, int refreshSeconds, int algorithm, const std::string&amp;amp; secret, int specTime);

    TOTP(int digit, int refreshSeconds, int algorithm, const std::string&amp;amp; secret): digit(digit), refreshSeconds(refreshSeconds), algorithm(algorithm), secret(secret) {}
    TOTP(const std::string&amp;amp; secret): digit(6), refreshSeconds(30), algorithm(HMAC_SHA1), secret(secret) {}

    std::string currentTOTP();

private:
    int digit, refreshSeconds, algorithm;

    std::string secret;
};
&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Next is the standalone library which does the TOTP generation, &lt;code&gt;TOTP.cpp&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;pre&gt;&lt;code class="language-cpp"&gt;// TOTP.cpp
//
#include "TOTP.h"
#include &amp;lt;vector&amp;gt;
#include &amp;lt;stack&amp;gt;
#include &amp;lt;queue&amp;gt;
#include &amp;lt;sstream&amp;gt;
#include &amp;lt;iomanip&amp;gt;
#include &amp;lt;cstdint&amp;gt;
#include &amp;lt;cstring&amp;gt;
#include &amp;lt;array&amp;gt;
#include &amp;lt;stdexcept&amp;gt;
#include &amp;lt;algorithm&amp;gt;
using namespace std;

struct JEVP_MD
{
    enum Kind {
        SHA1
    };

    Kind kind;
    int  md_size;
    int  block_size;
};

static inline uint32_t rotl32(uint32_t x, uint32_t n) { return (x &amp;lt;&amp;lt; n) | (x &amp;gt;&amp;gt; (32 - n)); }
static inline uint32_t rotr32(uint32_t x, uint32_t n) { return (x &amp;gt;&amp;gt; n) | (x &amp;lt;&amp;lt; (32 - n)); }
static inline uint64_t rotr64(uint64_t x, uint64_t n) { return (x &amp;gt;&amp;gt; n) | (x &amp;lt;&amp;lt; (64 - n)); }

static uint32_t load_be32(const unsigned char* p)
{
    return (uint32_t(p[0]) &amp;lt;&amp;lt; 24) |
           (uint32_t(p[1]) &amp;lt;&amp;lt; 16) |
           (uint32_t(p[2]) &amp;lt;&amp;lt;  8) |
            uint32_t(p[3]);
}

static void store_be32(uint32_t v, unsigned char* p)
{
    p[0] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;((v &amp;gt;&amp;gt; 24) &amp;amp; 0xFF);
    p[1] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;((v &amp;gt;&amp;gt; 16) &amp;amp; 0xFF);
    p[2] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;((v &amp;gt;&amp;gt;  8) &amp;amp; 0xFF);
    p[3] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;( v        &amp;amp; 0xFF);
}

static void store_be64(uint64_t v, unsigned char* p)
{
    p[0] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;((v &amp;gt;&amp;gt; 56) &amp;amp; 0xFF);
    p[1] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;((v &amp;gt;&amp;gt; 48) &amp;amp; 0xFF);
    p[2] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;((v &amp;gt;&amp;gt; 40) &amp;amp; 0xFF);
    p[3] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;((v &amp;gt;&amp;gt; 32) &amp;amp; 0xFF);
    p[4] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;((v &amp;gt;&amp;gt; 24) &amp;amp; 0xFF);
    p[5] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;((v &amp;gt;&amp;gt; 16) &amp;amp; 0xFF);
    p[6] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;((v &amp;gt;&amp;gt;  8) &amp;amp; 0xFF);
    p[7] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;( v        &amp;amp; 0xFF);
}

static vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; sha1_hash(const unsigned char* data, size_t len)
{
    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; msg(data, data + len);
    uint64_t              bit_len = static_cast&amp;lt;uint64_t&amp;gt;(len) * 8;

    msg.push_back(0x80);
    while ((msg.size() % 64) != 56) msg.push_back(0x00);

    unsigned char lenbuf[8];
    store_be64(bit_len, lenbuf);
    msg.insert(msg.end(), lenbuf, lenbuf + 8);

    uint32_t h0 = 0x67452301;
    uint32_t h1 = 0xEFCDAB89;
    uint32_t h2 = 0x98BADCFE;
    uint32_t h3 = 0x10325476;
    uint32_t h4 = 0xC3D2E1F0;

    for (size_t chunk = 0; chunk &amp;lt; msg.size(); chunk += 64)
    {
        uint32_t w[80];
        for (int i = 0; i &amp;lt; 16; ++i)
            w[i] = load_be32(&amp;amp;msg[chunk + i * 4]);
        for (int i = 16; i &amp;lt; 80; ++i)
            w[i] = rotl32(w[i - 3] ^ w[i - 8] ^ w[i - 14] ^ w[i - 16], 1);

        uint32_t a = h0, b = h1, c = h2, d = h3, e = h4;

        for (int i = 0; i &amp;lt; 80; ++i)
        {
            uint32_t f, k;
            if (i &amp;lt; 20)
            {
                f = (b &amp;amp; c) | ((~b) &amp;amp; d);
                k = 0x5A827999;
            }
            else if (i &amp;lt; 40)
            {
                f = b ^ c ^ d;
                k = 0x6ED9EBA1;
            }
            else if (i &amp;lt; 60)
            {
                f = (b &amp;amp; c) | (b &amp;amp; d) | (c &amp;amp; d);
                k = 0x8F1BBCDC;
            }
            else
            {
                f = b ^ c ^ d;
                k = 0xCA62C1D6;
            }

            uint32_t temp = rotl32(a, 5) + f + e + k + w[i];

            e = d;
            d = c;
            c = rotl32(b, 30);
            b = a;
            a = temp;
        }

        h0 += a;
        h1 += b;
        h2 += c;
        h3 += d;
        h4 += e;
    }

    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; out(20);
    store_be32(h0, &amp;amp;out[ 0]);
    store_be32(h1, &amp;amp;out[ 4]);
    store_be32(h2, &amp;amp;out[ 8]);
    store_be32(h3, &amp;amp;out[12]);
    store_be32(h4, &amp;amp;out[16]);
    return out;
}

static const JEVP_MD g_sha1   = {JEVP_MD::SHA1, 20, 64};

const JEVP_MD* JEVP_sha1() { return &amp;amp;g_sha1; }

unsigned char* JHMAC(const JEVP_MD* JEVP_MD, const void* key, int key_len, const unsigned char* data, size_t data_len, unsigned char* md, unsigned int* md_len)
{
    if (!JEVP_MD || !key || key_len &amp;lt; 0 || !data)
        return nullptr;

    static thread_local unsigned char static_md[64];

    if (!md)
        md = static_md;

    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; key_block(JEVP_MD-&amp;gt;block_size, 0);
    const unsigned char*  key_bytes = static_cast&amp;lt;const unsigned char*&amp;gt;(key);

    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; real_key;
    if (key_len &amp;gt; JEVP_MD-&amp;gt;block_size)
    {
        real_key = sha1_hash(key_bytes, static_cast&amp;lt;size_t&amp;gt;(key_len));
        std::copy(real_key.begin(), real_key.end(), key_block.begin());
    }
    else
    {
        std::copy(key_bytes, key_bytes + key_len, key_block.begin());
    }

    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; ipad(JEVP_MD-&amp;gt;block_size);
    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; opad(JEVP_MD-&amp;gt;block_size);
    for (int i = 0; i &amp;lt; JEVP_MD-&amp;gt;block_size; ++i)
    {
        ipad[i] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;(key_block[i] ^ 0x36);
        opad[i] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;(key_block[i] ^ 0x5C);
    }

    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; inner;
    inner.reserve(JEVP_MD-&amp;gt;block_size + data_len);
    inner.insert(inner.end(), ipad.begin(), ipad.end());
    inner.insert(inner.end(), data, data + data_len);

    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; inner_hash = sha1_hash(inner.data(), inner.size());

    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; outer;
    outer.reserve(JEVP_MD-&amp;gt;block_size + inner_hash.size());
    outer.insert(outer.end(), opad.begin(), opad.end());
    outer.insert(outer.end(), inner_hash.begin(), inner_hash.end());

    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; final_hash = sha1_hash(outer.data(), outer.size());

    std::memcpy(md, final_hash.data(), final_hash.size());
    if (md_len) *md_len = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned int&amp;gt;(final_hash.size());

    return md;
}

//  Base32 decoding table.
/* clang-format off */
const int base32_reverse_map[128] =
{
    255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, // 15
    255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, // 31
    255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, // 47
//      (49)   2    3    4    5    6    7  (56)
    255, 255,  26,  27,  28,  29,  30,  31, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, // 63
// (64)   A    B    C    D    E    F    G    H    I    J    K    L    M    N    O
    255,   0,   1,   2,   3,   4,   5,   6,   7,   8,   9,  10,  11,  12,  13,  14, // 79
//   P    Q    R    S    T    U    V    W    X    Y    Z  (91)
    15,  16,  17,  18,  19,  20,  21,  22,  23,  24,  25, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, // 95
// (96)   A    B    C    D    E    F    G    H    I    J    K    L    M    N    O  // lower case instead
    255,   0,   1,   2,   3,   4,   5,   6,   7,   8,   9,  10,  11,  12,  13,  14, // 111
//   P    Q    R    S    T    U    V    W    X    Y    Z (123)                     // lower case instead
    15,  16,  17,  18,  19,  20,  21,  22,  23,  24,  25, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255  // 127
};
/* clang-format on */

//  Base32 decoding function.
vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; base32_decode(const string&amp;amp; base32)
{
    queue&amp;lt;int&amp;gt; q_rev;
    for (const char&amp;amp; c : base32)
    {
        if (c &amp;lt;= 49 || (c &amp;gt;= 56 &amp;amp;&amp;amp; c &amp;lt;= 64) || (c &amp;gt;= 91 &amp;amp;&amp;amp; c &amp;lt;= 96) || c &amp;gt;= 123)
        { //    Illegal lower case will be treat as upper case thanks to base32_reverse_map.
            if (c == '=') break;
        }
        else
        {
            q_rev.push(base32_reverse_map[(int)c]); //  Get integers of base32.
        }
    }
    queue&amp;lt;bool&amp;gt; q_bin;
    while (!q_rev.empty()) //   Transform the integers into bits and queue them up.
    {
        int now = q_rev.front(); // Get a integer from queue.
        q_rev.pop();
        stack&amp;lt;bool&amp;gt; sb;
        for (int i = 0; i &amp;lt; 5; i++) //  Push the bits of this integer into stack
        {                           //  5 bits into 1 group
            sb.push(now &amp;amp; 1);       //  Push the last bit of this integer into stack.
            now &amp;gt;&amp;gt;= 1;              //  Flush the last bit.
        }
        while (!sb.empty()) //  Flush the bits of this integer into binary queue.
        {
            q_bin.push(sb.top()); //    Pop bits from stack into binary queue.
            sb.pop();
        }
    }
    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; uc;
    while (!q_bin.empty()) //   Transform the bits into bytes.
    {
        int thehex = 0;
        for (int i = 0; i &amp;lt; 8; i++) //  Read a byte from the bits queue.
        {
            if (q_bin.empty())
            {                     //    If the bits queue is empty now,
                thehex &amp;lt;&amp;lt;= 8 - i; //    set 0 on the last bits of a byte.
                break;
            }
            thehex &amp;lt;&amp;lt;= 1;                 //    Make the space for the new bit.
            thehex |= (int)q_bin.front(); //    Push this bit into byte.
            q_bin.pop();
        }
        uc.push_back((unsigned char)thehex);
    }

    if (uc.back() == 0) uc.pop_back();     //   TOTP may abandon last zero.
    if (uc.size() % 2 != 0) uc.pop_back(); //   TOTP may abandon odd res.
    return uc;
}

//  Get Unix Time.
time_t getUnixTime()
{
    return time(0);
}

//  Calculate the TOTP time signature.
time_t getTimeSign(int refreshPeriod, time_t specUnixTime)
{
    time_t outTime = specUnixTime / refreshPeriod;
    return outTime;
}

//  Transform time_t aka &amp;lt;long long&amp;gt; to bytes.
vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; llong2bytes(time_t tt)
{
    uint64_t value = static_cast&amp;lt;uint64_t&amp;gt;(tt);

    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; bytes(8);

    for (int i = 7; i &amp;gt;= 0; --i)
    {
        bytes[i] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;(value &amp;amp; 0xFF);
        value &amp;gt;&amp;gt;= 8;
    }

    return bytes;
}

//  Fast Exponentiation algorithm.
unsigned fastpow(unsigned base, unsigned index)
{
    if (index == 0) return 1;
    unsigned t = 1;
    while (index != 0)
    {
        if (index &amp;amp; 1) t *= base;
        index &amp;gt;&amp;gt;= 1;
        base *= base;
    }
    return t;
}

//  Calculate TOTP according to RFC standard.
std::string hash_to_TOTP(const unsigned char* hmac, unsigned int length, int digit)
{
    int offset = hmac[length - 1] &amp;amp; 0x0F;

    uint32_t bin_code = ((hmac[offset]     &amp;amp; 0x7F) &amp;lt;&amp;lt; 24) |
                        ((hmac[offset + 1] &amp;amp; 0xFF) &amp;lt;&amp;lt; 16) |
                        ((hmac[offset + 2] &amp;amp; 0xFF) &amp;lt;&amp;lt; 8)  |
                        ( hmac[offset + 3] &amp;amp; 0xFF);

    uint32_t mod = 1;
    for (int i = 0; i &amp;lt; digit; ++i) mod *= 10;

    uint32_t otp = bin_code % mod;

    std::ostringstream oss;
    oss &amp;lt;&amp;lt; std::setw(digit) &amp;lt;&amp;lt; std::setfill('0') &amp;lt;&amp;lt; otp;
    return oss.str();
}

std::string TOTP::GenerateTOTP(const std::string&amp;amp; secret)
{
    return GenerateTOTP(6, 30, HMAC_SHA1, secret, getUnixTime());
}

std::string TOTP::GenerateTOTP(int digit, int refreshSeconds, int algorithm, const std::string&amp;amp; secret, int specTime)
{
    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; h_msg = llong2bytes(getTimeSign(refreshSeconds, specTime)); //    Get current time signature and transform time_t aka &amp;lt;long long&amp;gt; to bytes.
    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; h_key = base32_decode(secret); // Transform base32 encoded secret key to decoded bytes.

    unsigned char* out_hmac = new unsigned char[algorithm]; //  Perform openssl function to calculate HMAC-SHA1 hash.
    unsigned int   out_hmac_length;
    const JEVP_MD* emd;
    emd = JEVP_sha1();
    JHMAC(emd, h_key.data(), (int)h_key.size(), h_msg.data(), (int)h_msg.size(), out_hmac, &amp;amp;out_hmac_length);

    string fine = hash_to_TOTP(out_hmac, out_hmac_length, digit);
    delete[] out_hmac;

    return fine; // Calculate TOTP according to RFC standard.
}

std::string TOTP::currentTOTP()
{
    return GenerateTOTP(digit, refreshSeconds, algorithm, secret, getUnixTime());
}
&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
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    </entry>
    <entry>
        <author>
            <name>Terence Eden</name>
            <uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
        </author>
        <title type="html"><![CDATA[Book Review: Are You *Really* The Doctor? by Matthew Hutchinson ★★★⯪☆]]></title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/book-review-are-you-really-the-doctor-by-matthew-hutchinson/"/>
        <id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76754</id>
        <updated>2026-10-17T11:26:13Z</updated>
        <published>2026-10-17T11:34:57Z</published>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Book Review"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="NHS"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="racism"/>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[A few months ago, I went to see Dr Hutchinson record his stand-up comedy special for the BBC - it&#039;s about his experiences working in the NHS as a Black doctor. As the title of the book implies, some of the public can be a mite suspicious that anyone with even a hint of melanin can rise beyond being a porter or, at a push, a nurse.  Much like Adam Kay&#039;s &#34;This Is Going To Hurt&#34;, this is part…]]></summary>
        <content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/book-review-are-you-really-the-doctor-by-matthew-hutchinson/">&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/are-you-really-the-doctor.avif" alt="Book cover featuring a pair of crossed plasters in a dark brown colour." width="200" class="alignleft"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;A few months ago, I went to see &lt;a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m002vbxx"&gt;Dr Hutchinson record his stand-up comedy special for the BBC&lt;/a&gt; - it's about his experiences working in the NHS as a Black doctor. As the title of the book implies, some of the public can be a mite suspicious that anyone with even a hint of melanin can rise beyond being a porter or, at a push, a nurse.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Much like &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2019/01/book-review-this-is-going-to-hurt/"&gt;Adam Kay's "This Is Going To Hurt"&lt;/a&gt;, this is part biography, part rant about the NHS, and part humorous look at what it takes to be a modern doctor. Hutchinson's book has rather less gallows humour and rather more racism.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The problems of racial inequality in the NHS aren't just focussed on patients; they're also reflected in the way staff are treated. Rather than just recounting all the abuse he's been subject to, the book takes a good look at the actual statistics. Of course, this makes for slightly grim reading at times, so the frequent injections of humour are most welcome.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The UK quite often seems in the shadow of larger cultures. As the book points out:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;This same issue is understudied in the UK – to the point where the absence of research is glaring. While we are clearly not just a little America, we aren’t so different that we can be confident we’re not replicating the same here.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Because of that, at times the book does feel a little bit like the "&lt;a href="https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/we-have-food-at-home"&gt;we have [racism] at home&lt;/a&gt;" meme.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There's an almost relentlessly cheery irreverence to some of the issues - but what else can you do? Sometimes it takes a good dose of comedy to cut through the bleakness. There's a slight streak of ageism within the book - especially when it comes to older doctors trying to use new technology. Although, to be fair, that was also my experience when working at NHSX. There are some people within the system who are desperate for it to remain preserved in aspic as even minor improvements are a threat to their position in the hierarchy.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;A minor grumble, the problem I have with books like this - and with &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2019/05/review-the-secret-barrister/"&gt;The Secret Barrister&lt;/a&gt; - is that a lot of the moaning about how hard it is to become a professional doctor / lawyer just generates a giant shrug from me. Every piece of medical media in the last 50 years talks about how bone-crunchingly hard it is. All I can think of is "none of this should be coming as a surprise to you!" Should it be easier (and less sleep depriving) to be a doctor? Sure! But given it isn't, perhaps dial down on the clichés of how uniquely awful your &lt;em&gt;chosen&lt;/em&gt; career is.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The book isn't just a list of complaints, of course, everything is backed up with statistics (although unreferenced). Thankfully, the book ends with some practical suggestions of how the NHS can improve. It would certainly be interesting to read a version of this from 2046 to see how much has changed - given the improvements already bearing fruit, I'd hope that the UK health service would become much less racist over time.&lt;/p&gt;
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    <entry>
        <author>
            <name>Terence Eden</name>
            <uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
        </author>
        <title type="html"><![CDATA[Book Review: Africa Is Not A Country - Breaking Stereotypes of Modern Africa by Dipo Faloyin ★★★★⯪]]></title>
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        <id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=72594</id>
        <updated>2026-10-04T21:30:46Z</updated>
        <published>2026-10-16T11:34:14Z</published>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="africa"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Book Review"/>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[It&#039;s hard to craft a book with so much righteous indignation - let alone make it funny, accessible, and informative. Nevertheless, Dipo Faloyin has succeeded in writing a spectacular takedown of the myths which are often perpetrated about Africa.  It starts in the best way possible:  [Insert generic African proverb here. Ideally an allegory about a wise monkey and his interaction with a tree,…]]></summary>
        <content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/book-review-africa-is-not-a-country-breaking-stereotypes-of-modern-africa-by-dipo-faloyin/">&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/9781473593435-jacket-large.webp" alt="Book cover showing the various countries of Africa." width="326" height="500" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-72595"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It's hard to craft a book with so much righteous indignation - let alone make it funny, accessible, and informative. Nevertheless, Dipo Faloyin has succeeded in writing a spectacular takedown of the myths which are often perpetrated about Africa.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It starts in the best way possible:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;[Insert generic African proverb here. Ideally an allegory about a wise monkey and his interaction with a tree, or the relationship between the donkey and the ant that surprisingly speaks to grand gestures of valour. Sign it off: Ancient African proverb]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;How many times have you seen that? Think about all the tropes played out in every Hollywood movie set vaguely in Africa - would you accept the same stereotypes about &lt;em&gt;your&lt;/em&gt; continent?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And yet, it does rely a little too much about &lt;em&gt;internalised&lt;/em&gt; stereotypes:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;The point is: there are a lot of people in Lagos. None of them are shy.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'm sure there's at least one introvert in Lagos who cringes every time people expect them to be boisterous!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The horrors and complexities of colonisation and its aftermath are on display for all to see. In many way, much like cryptobros discovering why banking regulations exist, some African countries are speed-running Europe's history of bloody internecine warfare and mad kings. A predilection that some parts of Europe (and America) are still struggling to move past.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I think it could have benefited from just a few maps or illustrations. I also found some of the language a little… infantilising? The way he capitalises certain phrases like "These Powerful Men In The Capital" felt to me a little out of place. That said, there's some excellent caustic humour and some quite beautiful prose.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;In the end, it shows that while Africa is not a country, the stories are often of different countries tackling the same problems in the same ways. [Insert something about everyone's hearts beating to the rhythm of an African drum, while an elephant wanders into an impossibly huge sunset.]&lt;/p&gt;
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    </entry>
    <entry>
        <author>
            <name>Terence Eden</name>
            <uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
        </author>
        <title type="html"><![CDATA[The Internet of Very Cheap Things]]></title>
        <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/"/>
        <id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=75776</id>
        <updated>2026-11-01T20:48:47Z</updated>
        <published>2026-10-14T11:34:08Z</published>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="gadget"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Internet Of Things"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="IoT"/>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Smart Home"/>
        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[Twelve years ago, I was complaining that IoT devices were too expensive.  Last week I bought a colour changing Zigbee lighbulb for £4. Not a typo - less than a fiver.  While the aipocalypse is devouring RAM with its insatiable appetite, Moore&#039;s Law appears to be keeping up its end of the bargain when it comes to domestic gadgetry.  This blog posts compares today&#039;s prices with those from a little …]]></summary>
        <content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/">&lt;p&gt;Twelve years ago, I was &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2014/09/the-internet-of-expensive-things/"&gt;complaining that IoT devices were too expensive&lt;/a&gt;.  Last week I bought a colour changing Zigbee lighbulb for £4. Not a typo - less than a fiver.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;While the aipocalypse is devouring RAM with its insatiable appetite, Moore's Law appears to be keeping up its end of the bargain when it comes to domestic gadgetry.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This blog posts compares today's prices with those from a little over a decade ago. Some of the changes are startling, others less so. I'm basing the prices on what a customer can easily get today from Amazon. Yes, AliExpress is cheaper - but delivery takes and age and returns are a faff. Also, I get delicious affiliate revenue when you click the links which allows me to buy more tech crap to review. Everyone's a winner!&lt;/p&gt;

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Running this blog is lots of fun - but the steady drip of affiliate revenue is a great motivator. It isn't life-changing sums, but it helps pay for hosting etc - so I don't feel /too/ guilty for shoving those Amazon links in everywhere.

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&lt;h2 id="door-window-sensors"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/#door-window-sensors"&gt;Door / Window Sensors&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I don't know how many doors and windows you have in your property - we have about fifteen, not including internal doors and cupboards. Back then a single sensor cost around £30. Today you can get &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B02mpa9ff"&gt;Zigbee door sensors&lt;/a&gt; for between £15 - £30 &lt;em&gt;for a pack of four&lt;/em&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Prices are at least quartered. Do you &lt;em&gt;need&lt;/em&gt; a sensor on every cupboard door or drawer? It is useful to be able to check your phone to see if the toilet seat is up or down? These are reaching the price where you might as well hook them up to anything.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="lightbulbs"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/#lightbulbs"&gt;Lightbulbs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Hue's WiFi lightbulbs were about fifty-quid each. Again, count the number of lights you need in your home and run to your bank-manager for an overdraft!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Today, &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B09UCBQh1"&gt;Hue Bulbs are about £16 each&lt;/a&gt;. That's a pretty steep drop. If you want generic &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B042fOMp3"&gt;Zigbee Bulbs&lt;/a&gt; you can expect to pay a tenner each. That's down to a fifth of the price from 2014. If you're happy buying from AliExpress, they're usually under a fiver.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="smart-electrical-sockets"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/#smart-electrical-sockets"&gt;Smart Electrical Sockets&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It's useful to be able to remotely control a power socket. It used to be the case they'd cost £30 per plug. Nowadays &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B06WYAKty"&gt;smart plugs are about £7.50&lt;/a&gt;. These ones come with energy monitoring and will easily integrate with HomeAssistant and other smarthome controllers.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There's still a limit to the things which can be directly controlled from a socket. That said, I'm love my &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2018/11/building-an-alexa-powered-electric-blanket/"&gt;IoT Electric Blanket&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="bluetooth-finders"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/#bluetooth-finders"&gt;Bluetooth Finders&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The dream is to have a magic tag stuck on everything you might lose. Back in 2014, we thought iBeacons / Eddystones would win out. Sadly that dream died and instead we're stuck with proprietary "Find My" networks from Google and Apple.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The iBeacons were about a tenner each back then. &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B0ehVOGpF"&gt;Today they're £5 - £10 each&lt;/a&gt; depending on the features you want. That's still not cheap enough to attach to every sock - but there's no excuse for losing your keys, wallet, bag, or spouse again.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Annoyingly they don't use an open standard, so you'll need a Google or Apple account to use them.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="nfc-tags"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/#nfc-tags"&gt;NFC Tags&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I still prefer QR codes (free!) to NFC, but I concede they do have their uses. Their capacity and features are much the same as they were a decade ago, but prices have dropped from about 75p per tag &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B09WNLkdw"&gt;down to about 10p-20p per tag&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;At that price, it's just about cheap enough to stick them in every book you own or sew them into all your underpants. Quite &lt;em&gt;why&lt;/em&gt; you'd want to do that is left as an exercise for the reader.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="internet-fridge"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/#internet-fridge"&gt;Internet Fridge&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You know what, I didn't bother looking at the actual cost of an Internet Fridge all those years ago. But earlier this year I got a WiFi enabled tumble dryer. It was as cheap as all the other models and means I can shout "ALEXA! MAKE DRY!" then receive a notification from HomeAssistant when the dry is fully maked.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I hope my next fridge comes with a sensor that alerts me if the door is left open or the freezer is getting too warm. That would be handy.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B0eRlU9jW"&gt;cost of an ESP32&lt;/a&gt; is basically a rounding error for most large appliances, especially when bought in bulk. If it uses electricity, it is probably trivial to add WiFi and Bluetooth.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="whats-next"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/#whats-next"&gt;What's Next?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There's probably a realistic limit to how low prices can go while the products still remain safe and durable. For smaller items that appears to be between a fiver in bulk direct from China to about a tenner sourced from a mainstream UK supplier.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;For domestic appliances, there doesn't seem to be any significant extra cost. Take a look at these &lt;a href="https://markselectrical.co.uk/laundry/tumble-dryers/heat-pump?sort=price"&gt;heat pump tumble dryers&lt;/a&gt; - even the cheapest of them comes with an app.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There are a few bits of my home which haven't yet been given their own IP address - although they're mostly towards the mechanical side of things.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Locks

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;There are some &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B0gkcYQHT"&gt;smart-locks for doors&lt;/a&gt;. I've not seen any for windows. I'm not sure how well I'd trust their security.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Opening / Closing Mechanisms

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It's a cold day, how do I get my windows to automatically close? Would involved either running wiring everywhere or constantly recharging batteries.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Drawing Curtains

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B01XlBC1d"&gt;These do exist&lt;/a&gt;! But are mainly for blinds. Again, power requirements make this a bit more difficult.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Cooking

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I have a &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2024/03/receive-push-notifications-from-your-rice-cooker/"&gt;smart rice cooker&lt;/a&gt;. For everything else, I have to rely on an Alexa beep-detector to know when my kitchen needs attention.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Water Pipes

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I already have a basic leak detector and a smart meter for gas / electric. How about &lt;a href="https://watergate.ai/"&gt;a smart water meter&lt;/a&gt;? Not sure I want to start sawing into my plumbing though!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;

&lt;h2 id="but-i-dont-want-to-live-in-a-smarthome-%f0%9f%98%a1"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/#but-i-dont-want-to-live-in-a-smarthome-%f0%9f%98%a1"&gt;But I Don't Want To Live In A Smarthome 😡&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Literally no one is forcing you. If you don't want your TV to spy on you, it'll work just fine if you don't connect it to your WiFi.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;If you like getting out of bed to make sure you switched off the downstairs lights, that option is still available to you.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There's no law which says you have to connect your solar panels to the web - but I like seeing exciting graphs each day.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I cannot pre-heat my &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2024/04/toilet-review-better-bathrooms-_27403/"&gt;smart toilet seat&lt;/a&gt;, nor can I change the bidet's water pressure from my phone. That's &lt;em&gt;probably&lt;/em&gt; a good thing?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But I &lt;em&gt;like&lt;/em&gt; gadgets! Sure, some of them are crappy - but I find it fun to get them working with HomeAssistant. Might they get hacked and send all my data to Arstotzka? Meh, they're all on a separate LAN and are connected to things which are unlikely to burn down my house. Might I wake up one day and find that the machine has stopped and my ability to draw my own curtains has atrophied? That's a chance I'm willing to take.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The practical advantage I get from being about to check my security cameras on my phone from the other side of the planet is worth the theoretical risks.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I wonder what other domestic gadgetry will fall prey to the irresistible lure of cheap connectivity?&lt;/p&gt;
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        <title type="html"><![CDATA[Book Review: The Thousand Deaths of Romeo and Juliet - Caroline Finch ★★★★★]]></title>
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        <updated>2026-10-13T10:00:03Z</updated>
        <published>2026-10-13T11:34:37Z</published>
        <category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Book Review"/>
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        <summary type="html"><![CDATA[The thing about Romeo and Juliet is that it is a true story. It isn&#039;t literally true, but it is literary true. We see the same motif repeated throughout all cultures and all times. Caroline Lea (writing as Caroline Finch) asks an important question - what if every pair of star-cross&#039;d lovers were reincarnations of the original Verona duo?  The essence of tragedy is that the end is unavoidable.…]]></summary>
        <content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/book-review-the-thousand-deaths-of-romeo-and-juliet-caroline-finch/">&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/randj.webp" alt="Book cover." width="200" class="alignleft"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The thing about Romeo and Juliet is that it is a true story. It isn't literally true, but it &lt;em&gt;is&lt;/em&gt; literary true. We see the same motif repeated throughout all cultures and all times. Caroline Lea (writing as Caroline Finch) asks an important question - what if every pair of star-cross'd lovers were reincarnations of the original Verona duo?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The essence of tragedy is that the end is unavoidable. You've probably watched Romeo sup poison a hundred times. It is &lt;em&gt;inevitable&lt;/em&gt; that Juliet will take her own life in response. Horrific! Yet, not only do you refuse to look away, you gleefully seek it out for another viewing. There's a reason why Tony and Maria cannot escape their destinies in West Side Story - something more than fate is pushing them onto a path that will accept no deviation. The only way through is, of course, death.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The Thousand Deaths starts slowly - the first "act" felt like an excuse to retell the classic tale in a new setting. Nothing wrong with that, of course, and it is suffused with lovely writing - but it felt a bit "so what?"&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And then they die.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;As the acts progress and they get closer to the their thousandth death the pace picks up. The writing is absolutely gorgeous, packed with allusions and references for the careful reader (more on that later). The story is heartbreaking - as well you know - and the author has the perfect knack of keeping her characters on just the right side of histrionics.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'd sort of classify this as &lt;em&gt;almost&lt;/em&gt; romantasy. There's an undercurrent of sci-fi and fantasy which can't be ignored - but you can also hear the stirring of the violins in the background. Our hero and heroine come together and are violently broken apart for our insatiable entertainment. Do we care about whether that's good for them? What does it feel like to be a Mercutio forever used as a pawn-sacrifice? Does Tybalt resent his forcible reincarnation into a perpetual baddie? Are we culpable for insisting that they strut upon an endless stage just so we can wipe tears from our eyes?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The book builds to a fine crescendo. It is heartfelt and &lt;em&gt;utterly&lt;/em&gt; tragic. The ending will, I suspect, divide people. I found it mostly satisfactory and completely in keeping with the rest of the story.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;One final thing - the end notes are &lt;em&gt;superb&lt;/em&gt;. They go through all the references you might have missed, explain where certain phrases came from, and point the curious reader to the books which were an inspiration. Too many authors treat their literary allusions as a precious puzzle and jealously guard them. I'm delighted that Caroline Finch is generous enough to share her secrets with us.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Many thanks to NetGalley for the review copy. The book will be released in 2027 - I strongly recommend putting it on your pre-order list.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Gadget Review: Tozo NC9 Pro Bluetooth Headphones ★★★★⯪]]></title>
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		<updated>2026-11-05T09:49:54Z</updated>
		<published>2026-11-05T12:34:17Z</published>
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		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[The most interesting thing about these headphones isn&#039;t the headphones; it&#039;s their case.    The good folks at Tozo have sent me a pair of their new ear-blasters. They&#039;re a fairly standard pair of in-ear headphones. Sound quality is good, noise cancelling is excellent, battery life is fine. You know, all pretty standard. But what&#039;s actually a little bit special is the charging case.  As well…]]></summary>

					<content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/gadget-review-tozo-nc9-pro-bluetooth-headphones/">&lt;p&gt;The most interesting thing about these headphones isn't the headphones; it's their case.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Case.avif" alt="A small headphone case with a colourful touchscreen." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The good folks at Tozo have sent me a pair of their new ear-blasters. They're a fairly standard pair of in-ear headphones. Sound quality is good, noise cancelling is excellent, battery life is fine. You know, all pretty standard. But what's actually a little bit special is the charging case.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;As well providing charging to the cans, it has this cute little full-colour display!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Equaliser-settings.avif" alt="Case showing charging level and some buttons." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Which is also a touchscreen!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Everyone knows that hardware manufacturers can't write decent apps - and Tozo are no different. But here you don't have to rely on the app, or &lt;em&gt;anything&lt;/em&gt; on your phone. Tap the screen to wake, slide to unlock, fiddle about with the settings:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/LDAC-settings.avif" alt="Touchscreen options to set the connection or toggle LDAC." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Or change what song is playing:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Sinatra.avif" alt="Case showing the song title and artist. There are buttons to pause as well as skip forward or back." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Or interact with a dozen different helpful functions:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/QR-code.avif" alt="A QR code showing on screen to get the app." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;h2 id="specs"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/gadget-review-tozo-nc9-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#specs"&gt;Specs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You can &lt;a href="https://www.tozostore.com/products/tozo-nc9-pro-active-noise-cancelling-wireless-earbuds-ldac-hi-res-audio?variant=53470092329249"&gt;read about the headphones on the official site&lt;/a&gt; but the headline features for me are:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;14 hours playback with about 60 hours from the case.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;LDAC if you crave bit-perfect audio.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Active Noise Cancelling with various different modes.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Multi-function touch buttons on each side.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;

&lt;h2 id="the-app"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/gadget-review-tozo-nc9-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#the-app"&gt;The App&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;*sigh*&lt;/em&gt; OK, it isn't the &lt;em&gt;worst&lt;/em&gt; headphone app I've used, but it isn't great. In its defence, you do not need to create an account in order to use most of the features.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Log-in.avif" alt="A login screen." width="504" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The app isn't brilliantly translated, but you'll probably be able to figure it out.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Translation.avif" alt="A poorly translated screen. &amp;quot;After the notification is enabled, the APP message notification can be obtained immediately. To turn on&amp;quot;" width="504" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You can play about with some basic settings in the app.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Basic-settings-screen.avif" alt="A basic settings screen allowing you to change the time display, screen brightness, and wallpapers." width="504" height="1015" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Both headphones support multi-tap, so you can change them to your preference. There are four different types of tap each ear can support.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/touch-controls.avif" alt="Touch controls for click, double click, triple click, and long press. They can change volume, song, and change mode." width="504" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It's also possible to change the noise cancellation. The functions are perhaps a little indistinguishable - but they do work.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Noise-cancellation.avif" alt="Noise cancellation, transparency mode, reduce wind noise, leisure mode, normal, adaptive." width="504" height="499" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There is, sadly, a bunch of bullshit in the app. As well as a shop, there's also this weird "Community" tab given pride of place in the middle of the shortcut bar.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Community.avif" alt="A bunch of social media posts." width="504" height="1032" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Apparently you can earn points the more you post? Why? Who cares! You also get the now-ubiquitous AI tools, which you have to sign in to use, and some white noise to drown out the sounds of the world.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/AI.avif" alt="AI options to record meetings." width="504" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Ultimately, the app is usable. You can adjust the EQ to your preferences, check for firmware updates, and similar. But you'll play with it once or twice then forget it exists.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="audio-quality"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/gadget-review-tozo-nc9-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#audio-quality"&gt;Audio Quality&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'm not an audiophile. I'm not going to pretend that you need virgin-rolled cables adorned with mystic crystals in order to hear the true sonic soundstage of The Spice Girls.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Everything sounds fine. The default profile was good enough for me. I pumped up the bass and it was nice and boomy. There was no noticeable sound leakage at moderate volumes. The "spatial mode" didn't sound particularly nice to me and introduced a fair bit of distortion.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The noise cancellation was pretty decent as well. It won't drown out a crying baby next to you on public transport.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It will do LDAC on both Android:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/LDAC-and-spatial.avif" alt="Android screen showing LDAC and Spatial Audio." width="504" height="451" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And Linux:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Linux-showing-LDAC.avif" alt="Linux showing LDAC as an A2DP sink." width="1300" height="550" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Sound quality on both was excellent.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="usability"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/gadget-review-tozo-nc9-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#usability"&gt;Usability&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Pretty good! The taps are quick to respond and, of course, you can whip out the case if you want to change the settings. The touchscreen is small but responds well.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="price"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/gadget-review-tozo-nc9-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#price"&gt;Price&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;They're between &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B0hxpfc1S"&gt;£50 - £60&lt;/a&gt; on Amazon right now, or about &lt;a href="https://www.tozostore.com/products/tozo-nc9-pro-active-noise-cancelling-wireless-earbuds-ldac-hi-res-audio?variant=53470092329249"&gt;£40 direct from the manufacturer&lt;/a&gt;. That's bang on what I'd expect for normal headphones, but I think is decent value considering the little touch-screen it includes.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It's a pity that the app is &lt;em&gt;so&lt;/em&gt; woeful. But once you've set up your favourite EQ settings, you'll never need to touch it again.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But if you want noise cancelling, snug fitting, easy to use headphones, these are hard to beat.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Many thanks to Tozo for supplying me with the review unit.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Book Review: Practice by Rosalind Brown ★★★★☆]]></title>
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		<id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76815</id>
		<updated>2026-11-03T22:01:48Z</updated>
		<published>2026-11-04T12:34:07Z</published>
		<category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Book Review" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="NaBloPoMo" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="oxford" />
		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[I have a simple rule - if I meet someone at a party and they say they&#039;ve written a book, then I will immediately buy that book. It&#039;s a strategy which has worked out well; leading me to some truly interesting and delightful prose.  Rosalind Brown (a fellow UEA graduate) has written a stunning little book. Practice is an almost Proustian meander through a day-in-the-life of a young woman going…]]></summary>

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&lt;p&gt;I have a simple rule - if I meet someone at a party and they say they've written a book, then I will immediately buy that book. It's a strategy which has worked out well; leading me to some truly interesting and delightful prose.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Rosalind Brown (a fellow UEA graduate) has written a stunning little book. Practice is an almost Proustian meander through a day-in-the-life of a young woman going through an essay crisis.  Much like &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/03/book-review-katabasis-by-r-f-kuang/"&gt;R. F. Kuang's "Katabasis"&lt;/a&gt;, I'm rather glad the author found university to be a bewildering and, at times, upsetting experience as it provides rich fodder for this tale.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There is an inherent tragedy in studying English literature. The more you read, the more futile it becomes. Just like repeatedly saying a word aloud creates &lt;a href="https://doi.org/10.1038/s42003-024-06162-0"&gt;semantic satiation&lt;/a&gt;, so to does the repeated reading of sonnets drive away all their meaning. The closer you study a poem the further it slips from your grasp. The more introspective you become, the more you lose sight of what you really want out of life.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;As Proverbs 26:11 suggests, some students are like a snake which is compelled to eat its own tail. The protagonist, Annabel, isn't a caricature but she sure is a trope that you've met in halls. She's a woe-is-me wretch who'd rather cultivate a "Heated Rivalry" style interior monologue rather than engage with those around her. So self-absorbed to that she doesn't realise that, not only do other people have feelings, other people are carrying the same burden she does. I suspect her essay research really should have widened to include the seminal "&lt;a href="https://doi.org/10.1080/23268743.2015.1052937"&gt;Male gays in the female gaze&lt;/a&gt;"!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It's a short novel, but pleasingly thorough. Although there aren't any major twists, I can't say I predicted how the story would evolve and conclude. The punctuation and sentence structure is charmingly idiosyncratic and, I think, perfectly fits the story.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;A note on formatting. The ePub has &lt;em&gt;hard&lt;/em&gt; page breaks. That means some "pages" contain little more than a paragraph. I &lt;em&gt;suspect&lt;/em&gt; that's intentional as it gives a wonderfully staccato pace to the text. Our day is broken up into little moments which don't quite fit the strictures of a chapter, yet we experience the day as a cohesive whole.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;An excellent book - but one to read &lt;em&gt;after&lt;/em&gt; you've finished your homework.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Terence Eden</name>
							<uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
						</author>

		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Just a little AI resistance, as a treat]]></title>
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		<id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=73536</id>
		<updated>2026-09-25T11:08:13Z</updated>
		<published>2026-11-03T12:34:31Z</published>
		<category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="AI" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="EMFCamp" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="NaBloPoMo" />
		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[At the recent EMFCamp, I bumped in to Professor Kate Devlin who was talking a little about the AI Resist List. I think one of the useful things we can do is loudly complain about shitty uses of AI. Here&#039;s an example.  As mentioned in a previous post, I&#039;m contacting companies which send malformed calendar invites. One of the organisation I contacted was the British online supermarket Ocado. They…]]></summary>

					<content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/just-a-little-ai-resistance-as-a-treat/">&lt;p&gt;At the recent EMFCamp, I bumped in to &lt;a href="https://www.kcl.ac.uk/people/kate-devlin"&gt;Professor Kate Devlin&lt;/a&gt; who was talking a little about the &lt;a href="https://airesistlist.org/"&gt;AI Resist List&lt;/a&gt;. I think one of the useful things we can do is loudly complain about shitty uses of AI. Here's an example.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;As mentioned in a previous post, I'm &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/07/google-calendar-unable-to-launch-event-caused-by-missing-dtstamp/"&gt;contacting companies which send malformed calendar invites&lt;/a&gt;. One of the organisation I contacted was the British online supermarket Ocado. They don't have an easy way to contact their technical team, and no obvious paths to raise a bug report, so I filled in their usual customer service feedback form. I included a clear statement of the problem and a detailed technical analysis of why I thought it was a problem with their service.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;After sending in my message, I received this back from "Lulu" at Ocado:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Thanks for getting in touch and sharing this feedback about our calendar files.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You're entirely right—having a technical glitch pop up when you're trying to organise your delivery is a real pain, so I've made sure to pass your feedback on to our technical and webshop team.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;We really appreciate you taking the time to help us improve our service. I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I mean, that's AI right? It starts with the classic tell of a &lt;a href="https://github.com/anthropics/claude-code/issues/3382"&gt;sycophantic agreement&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Next up is the em-dash. &lt;a href="https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/10/books/review/em-dash-chatbot-human-language.html"&gt;Beloved by chatbots&lt;/a&gt; but almost unheard of in British English style guides.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Finally (and this is hard to quantify) it just doesn't &lt;em&gt;feel&lt;/em&gt; like a customer service response. They're usually poorly spelled, have dodgy grammar, and ask a bunch of irrelevant questions. The message gave me no confidence that anyone had looked at the problem and I doubted it had been passed on to a technically competent human.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I immediately got a customer satisfaction survey. Usually I give top marks to humans because, even though &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2024/01/whats-the-incentive-to-tell-the-truth-on-surveys/"&gt;Net Promoter Score is bullshit&lt;/a&gt;, I don't want customer service agents to suffer the indignity of a bad review. But in this survey I vented my spleen - giving crappy 1 ⭐ scores on every metric and complaining vociferously about how &lt;em&gt;rude&lt;/em&gt; it is to use an AI to deal with a genuine complaint.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I was both surprised and delighted to receive this back a few days after my invective was sent:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I saw your survey comment about getting a robotic, AI-generated response previously, and I wanted to reach out personally to apologise. There is nothing more frustrating than pointing out a legitimate bug only to feel like you're talking to a brick wall. I promise you there is a real person typing this out!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Second, I wanted to send a massive thank you for the incredibly detailed diagnostic. It is rare to get feedback that tells us &lt;em&gt;exactly&lt;/em&gt; what is broken and how to fix it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I can assure you that this has been passed to our team to look into. Your feedback is going to make things much smoother for a lot of people, and we really appreciate you taking the extra time to help us get it right.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Thank you again, I do hope that this issue is resolved quickly. If there is anything else I can help with in the meantime, please don't hesitate to get in touch.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Perhaps I'm being touchingly naïve, but that &lt;em&gt;feels&lt;/em&gt; a lot more human, right? The grammar isn't perfect, the sentences are a bit more rambly, and it appears to have actually engaged with the contents of my message.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I get that having a million irate customer service messages is a hassle. Using AI to triage them probably makes business sense, summarising the verbose ones could be useful for customer service agents, and totting up general themes is almost certainly a sensible way to gather metrics without overloading the workforce.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But using an AI to reply to a human is just disrespectful. It says the organisation values their customer's time at less than their own.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It's OK to call out shitty AI responses and insist that a human engages with you.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Terence Eden</name>
							<uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
						</author>

		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Lorem Ipsum Dot Gov Dot UK]]></title>
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		<id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=75939</id>
		<updated>2026-10-23T10:27:50Z</updated>
		<published>2026-11-02T12:34:00Z</published>
		<category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="GOV.UK" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="government" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="NaBloPoMo" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="WebDev" />
		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[I love testing in production. The thrill of accidentally publishing some dummy data - or taking down an entire website - is similar to skydiving without a parachute. Exquisite excitement followed by heart-stopping terror.  Before going live with a new website or service, it&#039;s sensible to test how text looks on it.  Most people don&#039;t test with readable text - it&#039;s too easy for management to start…]]></summary>

					<content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/lorem-ipsum-dot-gov-dot-uk/">&lt;p&gt;I love testing in production. The thrill of accidentally publishing some dummy data - or taking down an entire website - is similar to skydiving without a parachute. Exquisite excitement followed by heart-stopping terror.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Before going live with a new website or service, it's sensible to test how text looks on it.  Most people don't test with &lt;em&gt;readable&lt;/em&gt; text - it's too easy for management to start reading the content rather than looking at the layout. So the default is &lt;a href="https://www.lipsum.com/"&gt;the Latin text "Lorem ipsum"&lt;/a&gt;. Latin looks enough like English to get a feel for how text will render - but most people can't read it so they gloss over the words and look at the layout.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Say, it sure would be annoying if those dummy pages ever made their way to production, right?!?&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://blogs.fcdo.gov.uk/lorem-ipsum-dolor-sit-amet-5/"&gt;&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/lorem-ipsum-dolor-sit-amet-5-–-Foreign-Commonwealth-Development-Office-Blogs.webp" alt="FCDO blog post with dummy text." width="1178" height="954" class="aligncenter"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;One of the things that's fascinating about seeing testing data in a live environment is that you get a small peek behind the curtain of how a site was made. A tiny glimpse into the minds of the people who made it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Who was Alice? Did she enjoy her time working on the &lt;a href="https://www.londoncouncils.gov.uk/test-page-example-all-components-do-not-delete"&gt;London Councils' website&lt;/a&gt;?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.londoncouncils.gov.uk/test-page-example-all-components-do-not-delete"&gt;&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/Test-Page-Example-of-all-components-DO-NOT-DELETE-London-Councils.webp" alt="Lorem ipsum text, and a link to &amp;quot;Alice Test Docx&amp;quot;." width="1177" height="973" class="aligncenter"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Was she friends with &lt;a href="https://www.lambeth.gov.uk/henrys-test-subsite-overview"&gt;Henry at Lambeth council&lt;/a&gt;? We may never know.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Some of the placeholders eventually become load-bearing. For reasons which remain inscrutable to those who follow, the Elders declared some pages must remain sacrosanct &lt;em&gt;forever!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.hta.gov.uk/news/news-do-not-delete"&gt;&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/DO-NOT-DELETE.-Human-Tissue-Authority.webp" alt="A page of dummy text on the Human Tissue Authority website with the title &amp;quot;DO NOT DELETE&amp;quot;." width="1177" height="973" class="aligncenter"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;What would happen if that page were deleted? Would you dare risk it?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Sometimes finding a test page leads to a dead end. A &lt;a href="https://www.knutsfordtowncouncil.gov.uk/council-"&gt;stub of a page&lt;/a&gt; which should have been purged before go-live.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.knutsfordtowncouncil.gov.uk/council-"&gt;&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/Council-Knutsford-Town-Council.webp" alt="Knutsford town council page with dummy text." width="1177" height="973" class="aligncenter"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But other times it can lead us to a page hinting at something more. Deeper tests of long-forgotten functionality.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://customer.surreycc.gov.uk/article/824/Events"&gt;&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/Events-Surrey-County-Council.webp" alt="Surrey Council events page with lorem text and links to attendee plugin pages. One link says aaaaaaaa." width="997" height="1345" class="aligncenter"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;What did those plugins do? Aaaaaaaa indeed!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The purpose of this post isn't to point and laugh, it's to show that searching for dummy data is a good way to find interesting things. It might show you a style-guide, or lead to you to a forgotten and outdated plugin, or it might lead you to an &lt;a href="https://pre.redirect.contractawardservice.gca.gov.uk/digital-outcomes/opportunities"&gt;entire pre-production environment&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://pre.redirect.contractawardservice.gca.gov.uk/digital-outcomes/opportunities"&gt;&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/preprod-gca.webp" alt="Digital Outcomes page with a large &amp;quot;pre prod&amp;quot; banner and dummy text. This is a composite image." width="1009" height="746" class="aligncenter"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Finally, this image was on one of the FCDO blog posts. I assume that means it is available under the &lt;a href="https://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/doc/open-government-licence/version/3/"&gt;Open Government Licence&lt;/a&gt; and, therefore, &lt;a href="https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/184149181?ref=studio-promote"&gt;I can start T-Shirt production immediately&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/184149181?ref=studio-promote"&gt;&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/lorem-ipsum-dolor-sit-amet.webp" alt="The keep calm and carry on poster, but with the words Lorem Ipsum Dolor Sit Amet." width="600" height="700" class="aligncenter"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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		<author>
			<name>Terence Eden</name>
							<uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[10 Years on Mastodon]]></title>
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		<id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=65267</id>
		<updated>2026-09-25T11:07:56Z</updated>
		<published>2026-11-01T12:34:18Z</published>
		<category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="ActivityPub" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="mastodon" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="NaBloPoMo" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Social Media" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Social Networks" />
		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[As of today, I&#039;ve been on the Mastodon social network for 10 years. I think that deserves a little reflection and celebration.     Post by <a rel="mention" class="u-url mention" href="https://mastodon.social/@Edent">@Edent</a> View on Mastodon      Social networks often launch in a blaze of glory but limp out of existence within a year or so. How many services have you signed up to, only to gradually drift away from? If you&#039;re anything like me, your password…]]></summary>

					<content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/">&lt;p&gt;As of today, I've been on the Mastodon social network for 10 years. I think that deserves a little reflection and celebration.&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;Social networks often launch in a blaze of glory but limp out of existence within a year or so&lt;sup id="fnref:arse"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fn:arse" class="footnote-ref" title="I'm pulling these numbers out of my arse. But, come on, that feels about right, doesn't it?" role="doc-noteref"&gt;0&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;. How many services have you signed up to, only to gradually drift away from? If you're anything like me&lt;sup id="fnref:pu"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fn:pu" class="footnote-ref" title="Poor you!" role="doc-noteref"&gt;1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt;, your password manager is a graveyard of unloved services and your MFA app is filled with icons of websites you barely remember.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It could easily have been that way with Mastodon. I gradually drifted away from Slashdot. Despite a promising start, &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/tag/app-net/"&gt;AppDotNet&lt;/a&gt; died an untimely death. Slack works as a meta-social-network - but there are half-a-dozen communities which I know I'll never check in on. Once in a blue moon I'll think about uploading a photo to Flickr. I tried &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2012/09/i-didnt-quit-twitter-twitter-quit-me/"&gt;quitting Twitter&lt;/a&gt; several times - only to walk away cold turkey to prevent my soul being polluted by its filth.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I lurk on LinkedIn mainly to gawp at the brainworms. Threads just pushed too much crap into my feed. I &lt;em&gt;think&lt;/em&gt; I have a tumblr and a dozen other social media accounts which fell into disrepair.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;So what made Mastodon so sticky for me?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="silence-brand"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#silence-brand"&gt;Silence Brand&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Brands on social networks is an anti-pattern. You cannot be friends with a company.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;In the early days of Twitter, brands were &lt;em&gt;desperate&lt;/em&gt; to join the global conversation. They saw people complaining about them and wanted to intercede. Sadly that just promoted maladaptive behaviour as people (especially those with large followings) found they could bully brands into submission.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;So brands retreated into the only thing they know how to do; advertise.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Mastodon has been remarkably resistant to corporations coming along to plant their flags. The few that are on there are either genuinely interested in the technology or are broadcast only.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="algorithms-and-filters"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#algorithms-and-filters"&gt;Algorithms and Filters&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It's wrong to say that Mastodon doesn't have an algorithm. It displays posts in chronological order - that's an algorithm. It has decent enough spam filtering - again, an algorithm. But it never tries to promote far-right hate posts to me.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Even better, it has proper support for a user's personalised filters. I can easily block discussion of politics&lt;sup id="fnref:names"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fn:names" class="footnote-ref" title="I am grateful that so many politicians have reasonably unique names!" role="doc-noteref"&gt;2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt; and sport. I can turn off reposts from individual accounts that I follow - you know the guy who reposts every puppy video he finds.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That makes for a relaxing and stress-free experience.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="fun-technology"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fun-technology"&gt;Fun Technology&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I wasted years on the Twitter API. While I got some lovely swag from Twitter for faffing about with their tech, it was always clear that certain sections of Twitter's leadership hated that 3rd parties could use their APIs. Similarly, Facebook's API started as fun but quickly descended into a locked-down corporate hellscape.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Mastodon's API is mostly a delight to use. There aren't weird and arbitrary restrictions. Even better, because of the inherent open nature of the Fediverse, I can write my own ActivityPub software to interact with it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/08/activitybot-is-the-recipient-of-an-nlnet-grant/"&gt;I'm even getting paid to develop ActivityBot&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="nice-people"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#nice-people"&gt;Nice People&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Most of the people who join Mastodon&lt;sup id="fnref:fedi"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fn:fedi" class="footnote-ref" title="Yes, I know it is the Fediverse and they're not all on one platform. Cut me some slack." role="doc-noteref"&gt;3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/sup&gt; feel rejected from more corporate social media. They've either made an active choice to try something different or they've been thrown off the mainstream apps. That's (mostly) good - and means that they're invested in making work something that's different.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss some of the people from Twitter. I think most of them are on BlueSky now - so I'm on there as well. Think of it like quitting smoking by taking up vaping. Sure, not ideal, but better than the alternative.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="what-it-is-missing"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#what-it-is-missing"&gt;What it is missing&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I can't pretend everything is brilliant. In no particular order, here are some of the papercuts which annoy me daily.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h3 id="reply-controls"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#reply-controls"&gt;Reply Controls&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;

&lt;p&gt;BlueSky allows me to set a limit on who can reply to my posts. It is &lt;em&gt;bliss&lt;/em&gt;. Sometimes I don't want the world chatting back to me. Yes, there's the ability to restrict who can see my posts in the first place, or who can quote my posts, but it isn't the same.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h3 id="super-block"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#super-block"&gt;Super Block&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Similarly, I want to be able to remove replies to me. If someone is being abusive or annoying, I don't want my friends to see that. If I block them, I want their replies to vanish from view in my threads.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I can moderate replies to my blog posts - why can't I moderate replies to my microblog posts?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h3 id="reply-guys"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#reply-guys"&gt;Reply Guys&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The two issues above are caused by the same strain of reply-guy. There's something about Mastodon which attracts &lt;a href="https://german.millermanschool.com/"&gt;a certain class of person&lt;/a&gt;. I get so many replies from people who either have never heard of this Earth concept called humour, or think that their inexpert Googling is helpful, or want to argue about something I haven't said.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It can be infuriating and I understand why it drives people away.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h3 id="geolocation"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#geolocation"&gt;Geolocation&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I just think &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/07/scattered-thoughts-on-social-geolocation/"&gt;social geolocation would be nifty&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h3 id="more-people"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#more-people"&gt;More People&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'm in two minds about this. Services like &lt;a href="https://brid.gy/"&gt;Brid.gy&lt;/a&gt; allow me to follow my BSky friends on Masto, and vice-versa. Having more people on the Fediverse and away from corporate-owned social media would (hopefully) make it more viable in the long-term.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But more people means more spammers, grifters, and &lt;i lang="fr"&gt;agents provocateur&lt;/i&gt;. There's a delicate balance to be found - not enough people and the network fails, too many people and it collapses.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I don't know what the right number is.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The nice thing about the Fediverse is that it literally cannot fail completely. Much like IRC survives despite "everyone" moving to Discord and WhatsApp, it chugs along in the background. ActivityPub servers will be around for the foreseeable future. So I'll be available on Mastodon (or its successor) until the bitter end.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="heres-to-the-next-ten-years"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#heres-to-the-next-ten-years"&gt;Here's to the next ten years!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'm looking forward to seeing what happens to Mastodon (and the Fediverse as a whole) by 2036. I am sure it'll have some wobbles, I hope it will see a renaissance, I look forward to shitposting far into the future.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You can follow me on Mastodon - &lt;a href="https://mastodon.social/@edent"&gt;@edent@mastodon.social&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;li id="fn:arse"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'm pulling these numbers out of my arse. But, come on, that feels about right, doesn't it?&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fnref:arse" class="footnote-backref" role="doc-backlink"&gt;↩︎&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;

&lt;li id="fn:pu"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Poor you!&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fnref:pu" class="footnote-backref" role="doc-backlink"&gt;↩︎&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;

&lt;li id="fn:names"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am grateful that so many politicians have reasonably unique names!&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fnref:names" class="footnote-backref" role="doc-backlink"&gt;↩︎&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/li&gt;

&lt;li id="fn:fedi"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yes, I &lt;em&gt;know&lt;/em&gt; it is the Fediverse and they're not all on one platform. Cut me some slack.&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fnref:fedi" class="footnote-backref" role="doc-backlink"&gt;↩︎&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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			<name>Terence Eden</name>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Gig Review: The Witcher in Concert ★★★★☆]]></title>
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		<id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=77063</id>
		<updated>2026-10-30T18:07:11Z</updated>
		<published>2026-10-31T12:34:18Z</published>
		<category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="games" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="gig" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Review" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="TheWitcherInConcert" />
		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[The most common way people experience classical style music these days is via movies and video-games. After seeing The Force Awakens - live in concert, I&#039;ve become rather a fan of watching movies performed with a live soundtrack.  But what about watching a video game with orchestral accompaniment? We travelled up to Wolverhampton to see &#34;The Witcher&#34;:  A one-of-a-kind live event that transforms…]]></summary>

					<content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gig-review-the-witcher-in-concert/">&lt;p&gt;The most common way people experience classical style music these days is via movies and video-games. After seeing &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2019/11/review-the-force-awakens-live-in-concert/"&gt;The Force Awakens - live in concert&lt;/a&gt;, I've become rather a fan of watching movies performed with a live soundtrack.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But what about watching a &lt;em&gt;video game&lt;/em&gt; with orchestral accompaniment? We travelled up to Wolverhampton to see "The Witcher":&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;A one-of-a-kind live event that transforms the lasting legacy and emotional storytelling of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt into an immersive concert&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;Obviously you can't have someone sat there with a PS5 controller while a band plays (although that'd be a hell of a Twitch stream!) instead a large screen projects various cut-scenes and in-game footage.  It works pretty well - most of the popular scenes are in there (Geralt in the bathtub got a big cheer) although there was no hyper-extended Gwent session. The videos were a &lt;em&gt;little&lt;/em&gt; repetitive. Some of the music is obviously composed to be swelling in the background and so repeated shots of swords looking cool or Geralt looking grumpy were sprinkled throughout.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The highlight was seeing &lt;a href="https://percival.pl/percival/?lang=en"&gt;Percival Schuttenbach&lt;/a&gt; play a variety of instruments with absolute joy and gusto. The entire band look like they're having a whale of a time, and the conductor encouraged us to whoop and cheer for our favourite scenes (with perhaps a few boos for some of the more notorious enemies).&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;As soundtracks go, it isn't particularly varied. There's a decent mix of tunes, some with singing, but they do tend to blur into one after a while. Nevertheless, a brilliant time for fans of the game who want to soak up the music.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The Witcher in Concert is on tour around the world now.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;iframe title="The Witcher in Concert | Trailer" width="620" height="349" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/VTsQzz2ukXA?feature=oembed" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen=""&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;

&lt;h2 id="pre-and-post-show"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gig-review-the-witcher-in-concert/#pre-and-post-show"&gt;Pre- and Post-Show&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There was a merchandise stall hidden in one corner of the venue. Between doors opening and the start of the show (about an hour) a video looped through three screens - one of which encouraged up to share our photos with a hashtag. That's fine, but a few more videos wouldn't have gone amiss.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;After the show, the conductor said the band would stick around for selfies - which was nice of them.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;A touring show like this probably can't spare too much space for large scale models for people to pose with, or a couple of cosplayers to photograph, but it might have been nice if there were &lt;em&gt;something&lt;/em&gt; to interact with before and after the show.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Book Review: The God of Small Things by Arundhati Roy ★★☆☆☆]]></title>
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		<updated>2026-10-27T21:11:03Z</updated>
		<published>2026-10-30T12:34:22Z</published>
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		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[I did not care for this one bit. I found it cloying, infantilising, and far too circuitous.  It starts off as a bit of an overwritten melodrama, where every phrase is a delicious flower waiting to bloom, but ends up being a over-sugared mess with a rotten heart. Parts are just exhausting to read, with no time to catch your breath between scenes. That can work in some books when spaced out -…]]></summary>

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&lt;p&gt;I did not care for this one bit. I found it cloying, infantilising, and far too circuitous.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It starts off as a bit of an overwritten melodrama, where every phrase is a delicious flower waiting to bloom, but ends up being a over-sugared mess with a rotten heart. Parts are just exhausting to read, with no time to catch your breath between scenes. That can work in some books when spaced out - here I just found it annoying.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;My main problem with it, though, is that it feels like it is &lt;em&gt;entirely&lt;/em&gt; exposition. Because of the (unnecessarily) jumbled order of the story, every paragraph feels like it is introducing us to something or someone. Rather than progress the plot, I felt like I was being drip-fed morsels for what was coming up. In the end, the story just isn't interesting enough to support that.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Parts of the writing are gorgeous, but they're in service of so little that it seems like an unfair sleight of hand; you're too busy admiring the prose to realise how dull and uneventful everything is. The repetition hammers away like a vocal tic - wearing out its welcome by the tenth occurrence. The mannered spelling, punctuation, and extemporising is similarly grating after a while.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I don't mind characters being unsympathetic - but every single one is painted as a monster or a simpleton. It's hard to keep reading when nearly all the main characters are so relentlessly unlikeable. I know I'm not a big fan of sad or upsetting books, but there was so &lt;em&gt;little&lt;/em&gt; joy or happiness in this one that I felt grimy reading it.  Afterwards I was left wondering what the point of it was. I do not doubt that the depictions of casteism were well done but, again, to what end?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I read this for a book club and wondered what my fellow readers made of it. All of us found it a challenging read, with most raising similar criticisms to mine. We all found the prose to be  beautiful but the plot lacking. Only one of use gave it a positive review - but we all agreed it was a fascinating book to discuss.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Perhaps we were all just philistines? Yet each of us came up with a compelling reason why we found it so unpalatable. There truly was something for everyone to complain about.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<author>
			<name>Terence Eden</name>
							<uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Gadget Review: SoundPEATS CC3 Pro Bluetooth Headphones ★★★★⯪]]></title>
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		<id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=75488</id>
		<updated>2026-10-26T11:24:58Z</updated>
		<published>2026-10-28T12:34:54Z</published>
		<category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="gadget" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="headphones" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Review" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="USB-C" />
		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[These are easily the most comfortable headphones I&#039;ve worn. I&#039;ve literally had them clipped around my ears all day without noticing them.    The good folks at SoundPEATS have sent me their latest cans to wrap around my lugs. I&#039;m a big fan of these new-style &#34;clip on&#34; headphones. Rather than encasing your ears, or sticking way down into the wax-mines, these clip over your ear. It isn&#039;t a tight…]]></summary>

					<content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/">&lt;p&gt;These are easily the &lt;em&gt;most&lt;/em&gt; comfortable headphones I've worn. I've literally had them clipped around my ears all day without noticing them.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/ccpro3.webp" alt="Clip on headphones." width="2048" height="1152" class="alignleft"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The good folks at &lt;a href="https://soundpeats.com/en-gb"&gt;SoundPEATS&lt;/a&gt; have sent me their latest cans to wrap around my lugs. I'm a big fan of these new-style "clip on" headphones. Rather than encasing your ears, or sticking way down into the wax-mines, these clip over your ear. It isn't a tight grip like a paperclip - more like the gentle caress of a tender but firm lover who wants only to delicately pinch your ears.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Look - it's hard writing about this stuff, OK?! Grab a pair and try them; you'll see what I mean. Here's a picture of an attractive model to give you an idea.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/female-model.webp" alt="Woman with clip on headphones." width="999" height="576" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;h2 id="specs"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#specs"&gt;Specs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;All the usual things you'd expect from headphones. AAC and SBC audio codecs are standard, it'll also do LDAC - which will get you higher quality but at the expense of battery life and the ability to connect to multiple devices at once.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The case recharges via USB-C, the battery seems fairly chunky and will quick-charges the headphones. 10 minutes in the case will give them 3 hours of playback.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Product-shot.webp" alt="Product shot showing the headphones and case." width="1024" height="683" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Each clip has a button - you can change what they do in the supplied app.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;IPX6 should be good for wearing in the rain, but you can't go swimming in them.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="useful-features"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#useful-features"&gt;Useful Features&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;We all know what headphones can do - play audio, provide a microphone, and let you control the audio coming from your device. The CC3 Pro also have a few other smart features.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Like most decent battery-powered headphones, they will automatically switch off after a predetermined period without use.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Scheduled-off.webp" alt="Screenshot of scheduled off functionality." width="504" height="616" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There's a privacy mode which adds an EQ filter to reduce sound leakage. It works, but does make the sound slightly murkier.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There's a button on each one - you can use the app to set actions for tap, double-tap, triple-tap, and long press.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Custom-gestures.webp" alt="Screenshot of custom gestures settings." width="504" height="751" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The case supports wireless charging, so you can chuck it on any charging puck for a quick top-up.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="comfort"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#comfort"&gt;Comfort&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Outstanding. After a few minutes you will genuinely forget that you're wearing them. Shake your head as hard as you like and they will not fall off. Here's a genuine photo of me doing some manly exercises while wearing them.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/male-model.webp" alt="Male model, slightly sweaty, wearing headphones." width="1024" height="576" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;h2 id="sound-quality"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#sound-quality"&gt;Sound Quality&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Excellent - with a couple of caveats. These are open-ear devices. You can hear the world around you. That is by design and is extremely useful if you need to be aware of your surroundings. You can't block out the world or do active noise cancelling. I was not a fan of the default EQ. The bass wasn't bassy enough for me. It's easy enough to change in &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#the-app"&gt;the app&lt;/a&gt; - but that does require a login.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Voice quality when speaking on the phone was also good. The people I spoke to could hear me clearly and with minimal background noise.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="android"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#android"&gt;Android&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Piece of cake. Open the case, press the button on the back, they're ready to pair.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Android.webp" alt="Android showing HD Audio." width="504" height="462" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Sound quality was great, my voice transmitted just fine, and I could easily play/pause and adjust the volume.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="linux"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#linux"&gt;Linux&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Again, dead easy. Ubuntu detected and paired with them instantly.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="the-app"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#the-app"&gt;The App&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I've complained to SoundPEATS before about their lousy app. The best thing I can say about it is that you don't &lt;em&gt;have&lt;/em&gt; to use it. It's handy for downloading the occasional firmware update and fiddling with the setting. But that's about it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It obnoxiously insists on needing an Internet connection to change &lt;em&gt;some&lt;/em&gt; settings. Stuck on a train in the middle of nowhere and want to adjust your EQ? Tough. Similarly, some functionality is gated behind a login wall - such as the custom EQ and custom sound effects.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Login-to-get-more.webp" alt="Screenshot showing log in to get more." width="504" height="705" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Thankfully, the rest of the app is fairly simple to use and will work offline. You can adjust what the buttons do, for example:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Weirdly, you can also download other people's EQ settings.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/EQ-Marketplace.webp" alt="Screenshot of the EQ marketplace." width="504" height="892" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There's also a firmware update and a bunch of other things to flick on and off.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="downsides"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#downsides"&gt;Downsides&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Other than the app, there are a few niggles which are only slightly annoying.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Firstly, they don't pause when you take them out of your ear. That's a feature which was on &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2025/11/gadget-review-soundpeats-clip1-cuff-headphones/"&gt;the first set of SoundPeats&lt;/a&gt; I had and is sorely missed.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Secondly, the default sound profile wasn't very bass heavy. A bit of fiddling in the app and they sounded much better.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;While they do charge in either slot within the case, they're incompatible with previous SoundPeats cases. The risk with smaller manufacturers like this is that you won't be able to find a cheap replacement case if you need it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="price"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#price"&gt;Price&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Launch price is about £75 / €80. That's getting towards the upper end of what I think is acceptable for headphones like this.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Readers of this blog can use code &lt;code&gt;PRCC3PRO&lt;/code&gt; for an &lt;em&gt;extra&lt;/em&gt; 10% off at &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B06umgpc8"&gt;Amazon UK&lt;/a&gt; or other &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B06umgpc8"&gt;international Amazon stores&lt;/a&gt;. The code should work from today until 30th November 2026.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Ultimately, these are ridiculously comfortable headphones. They won't block out the noise of the environment around you - but that's their selling point. You use these while cycling, wandering through the city, or any other time you need to be aware of your surrounding. If you can put up with the slightly shonky app, these are well worth the price.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Many thanks to SoundPeats for the review pair.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Terence Eden</name>
							<uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
						</author>

		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Book Review: You Could Do Something Amazing with Your Life [You Are Raoul Moat] - Andrew Hankinson ★★★★☆]]></title>
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		<id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76955</id>
		<updated>2026-10-25T12:10:21Z</updated>
		<published>2026-10-27T12:34:53Z</published>
		<category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Book Review" />
		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[It is hard to write a book in the second person. It is even harder to make it this good. It would have been easier to write a salacious cash-in with a dozen shocking revelations in each chapter. Instead, Andrew Hankinson attempts to use Raoul Moat&#039;s own words to build up a picture of the man.  You have nine days and your whole life to prove you are more than a callous murderer.  Go.  It is…]]></summary>

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&lt;p&gt;It is hard to write a book in the second person. It is even harder to make it this good. It would have been easier to write a salacious cash-in with a dozen shocking revelations in each chapter. Instead, Andrew Hankinson attempts to use Raoul Moat's own words to build up a picture of the man.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;You have nine days and your whole life to prove you are more than a callous murderer.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Go.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It is written with sympathy, but without being sympathetic. A stream of consciousness interrupted only occasionally by the voice of god [it probably isn't god] to provide clarity to an unreliable narrator. The paranoia and delusion come streaming off the page, couched in a tone of voice that exudes reasonableness. It doesn't glorify the man, nor does it make excuses for him, instead it asks you to consider what you choices you could have made under similar circumstances.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Almost every sentence is set up as a challenge to the reader. Is this man telling the truth? If so, are his actions understandable or explainable? If not, where is the truth and how would you know? When someone has such a fundamental disconnect from reality, when their model of the world and human interactions is so broken, what can society do to help?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;From Moat's point of view, he is the Biblical Job. A callous god tests and torments him. Beset by challenges he never loses faith even after the all the world can throw at him. The god [in parentheses] is &lt;em&gt;also&lt;/em&gt; an unreliable narrator. The author has built upon all the official reports, the suicide notes, the rambling messages, and interviews with contemporaries. But, as is acknowledged, we can never truly know what goes on in someone's head; we can only judge their actions and their aftermath.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;A constant drumbeat is the way Moat claims he was repeatedly victimised by the police. Given all his other delusions, the reader might easily conclude that this is yet another piece of self-pitying nonsense. And yet, when discussing how Moat actually died there &lt;em&gt;does&lt;/em&gt; appear to be a conspiracy of silence. The police's behaviour and attitudes are exactly what you would expect from people perpetrating a cover-up.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Naturally, this is a depressing and often upsetting read. It reminds me of the autobiography &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2018/08/week-notes-5/#non-fiction"&gt;Mini and Me&lt;/a&gt; about a child arsonist. In both that book and this, we witness people being offered help and refusing it. Much like &lt;a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable_of_the_drowning_man"&gt;the parable of the drowning man&lt;/a&gt; it seems people often overlook the helping hand.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Are you responsible for this? The start of the book describes Moat reaching out for psychiatric help. He is offered an appointment but never turns up. He's offered another one, but still doesn't attend. Whereupon the offer of help is withdrawn. Our society strongly favours individual responsibility. Autonomy is to be persevered for all but the most extreme cases. Should Moat have been forcibly removed from home and made to attend his appointments?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Do you want to live in a society where missing a few meetings with a social worker results in you being detained against your will? Are you happy to accept his attacks as a price worth paying for your freedom?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;If a journalist took words you'd written in the heat of the moment, would it paint you in a terrible light? How confident are you that you know the truth of any situation? Are you lying to yourself right now?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is an excellent and provocative book. I picked this up after &lt;a href="https://bsky.app/profile/robmanuel.b3ta.com/post/3mxdzridrm22p"&gt;seeing Rob Manuel post about it&lt;/a&gt;. I like the idea of an informal online book club! If someone wants to set one up, please do invite me.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<author>
			<name>Terence Eden</name>
							<uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
						</author>

		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Theatre Review: Opera UnTouched's "The Telephone" ★★★★★]]></title>
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		<id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76940</id>
		<updated>2026-10-26T11:19:06Z</updated>
		<published>2026-10-26T12:34:15Z</published>
		<category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="london" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="opera" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Theatre Review" />
		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Why shouldn&#039;t an opera be set in an office? Not merely set there; performed there! On Saturday night, a couple of dozen audience members were ushered in to a genuine office in Tooting to watch a short comic opera by Opera UnTouched. It was a burst of sunshine in a rainy day.  We&#039;re at Ben&#039;s leaving party. A flustered woman is busy on the telephone. Will Ben ever get her attention?  Both Grace…]]></summary>

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&lt;p&gt;Why &lt;em&gt;shouldn't&lt;/em&gt; an opera be set in an office? Not merely &lt;em&gt;set&lt;/em&gt; there; &lt;strong&gt;performed&lt;/strong&gt; there! On Saturday night, a couple of dozen audience members were ushered in to a genuine office in Tooting to watch a short comic opera by Opera UnTouched. It was a burst of sunshine in a rainy day.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;We're at Ben's leaving party. A flustered woman is busy on the telephone. Will Ben ever get her attention?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Both &lt;a href="https://encoremusicians.com/Grace-Watkins"&gt;Grace Watkins&lt;/a&gt; &amp;amp; &lt;a href="https://www.stephenwhitford.co.uk/"&gt;Stephen Whitford&lt;/a&gt; are astonishingly good opera singers. They cover all the tropes, hit all the notes, and interact well with the audience.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I know that &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2025/10/every-theatre-show-is-immersive/"&gt;every production now claims it is immersive&lt;/a&gt; - but here, it genuinely is! The audience wanders through the set to get to the seats scattered around the office, there's a naff PowerPoint presentation projected on to the wall, a leaving card is waiting for us to sign, the singers prance among us.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Just intensely joyful.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;My only real criticism it that it is too short! I suspect it is designed to be a pop-up experience, fringe show, or performed during a break in the corporate drudgery. I'd've gladly watched a full length production and traipsed through a series of office spaces to get the the next scene.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You can &lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/operauntouched/reel/DerzyjVR_b_/"&gt;watch excerpts on Instagram&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="pre-and-post-show"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/theatre-review-opera-untoucheds-the-telephone/#pre-and-post-show"&gt;Pre- and Post-Show&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;As I've written about before, &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2024/12/the-art-of-the-pre-show-and-post-show/"&gt;theatrical shows need to do something special to warm up their audiences&lt;/a&gt;. Opera UnTouched had a tough job with an audience drenched in London's rain.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The "office manager" ushered us in to the space and told us that it was Ben's last day, so we were all welcome at his leaving drinks. It being a modern office, we were each given a lanyard to wear throughout the show (which also sneakily doubled as an audience feedback QR).&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;As it was a party, as we wandered round the office space, we were each handed a glass of Prosecco - what a lovely touch! There's a reason your Chinese takeaway comes with "free" prawn crackers; receiving a gift makes you feel cherished. For the cost of a few dozen reusable plastic flutes and all of about 73p worth of fizz each, the audience were positively beaming by the time the show started.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Why can't more shows do that? OK, it might eat in to the takings at the bar. But a welcome drink on arrival is such an easy way to win over the audience.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;As for post-show, there was the obligatory plea to fill in the feedback form. Charmingly, after receiving rapturous applause, the cast and creatives came back and were happy to chat to the audience and discuss the show.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<name>Terence Eden</name>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Gadget Review: LiberNovo Omni - the USB-C powered office chair ★★★★⯪]]></title>
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		<id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76246</id>
		<updated>2026-10-25T11:14:08Z</updated>
		<published>2026-10-25T12:34:01Z</published>
		<category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="chair" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="furniture" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="gadget" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Review" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="USB-C" />
		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Whenever a company asks me to review their gadgets, I always ask if it is USB-C powered. If not, I&#039;m not interested. So, welcome to the future where your chair is USC-C rechargeable!  WHAT?!    The LiberNovo Omni looks like a standard office chair - but has two secret features.  First, is that it is exceedingly comfortable. Full foam cushions, lovely headrest, and a recline which almost gets you…]]></summary>

					<content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/">&lt;p&gt;Whenever a company asks me to review their gadgets, I always ask if it is USB-C powered. If not, I'm not interested. So, welcome to the future where your chair is USC-C rechargeable!&lt;/p&gt;

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I get a lot of random companies asking me to review their stuff. Sometimes it is bargain basement crap, but once in a while there's something like this. Is it *really* worth a grand? Well, seats like this aren't cheap and the competition is around that price. But yeeeeeesh! I do love sitting on it though.

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&lt;p&gt;The LiberNovo Omni looks like a standard office chair - but has two secret features.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;First, is that it is exceedingly comfortable. Full foam cushions, lovely headrest, and a recline which almost gets you horizontal.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Second, it is USB-C powered. There's a small battery pack which plugs in to the chair. Why? Read on!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;OK, let's start at the beginning.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="assembly"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#assembly"&gt;Assembly&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Flat-pack chairs like this are normally notoriously hard to assemble. The LiberNovo bucks that trend - not only does it include a how-to video, it prints the instructions on a MASSIVE piece of cardboard.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Big-instructions.webp" alt="Massive instructions on a big bit of card printed in colour." width="1024" height="771" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'm used to peering at tiny black-and-white diagrams in a flimsy paper booklet. IKEA could learn a thing or two from this.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The screws are all labelled and a hex-driver is included. What's an even nicer touch, however, is some safety gloves:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Screws-and-gloves.webp" alt="Screws in labelled pouches, a driver, and a pair of white gloves." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That's the sort of thing which doesn't cost much to the manufacturer, but is such a thoughtful gesture. There's nothing &lt;em&gt;too&lt;/em&gt; sharp as you assemble, but who wants to cover their new chair in blood, eh?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The parts come in two large boxes, but there aren't that many separate bits.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/ready-for-assembly.webp" alt="All the bits, ready for assembly." width="1024" height="629" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Building it took about half an hour. It's easier with a friend to help - as are most things in life - but doesn't require much skill.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="go-back-to-the-usb-c-part-again-please"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#go-back-to-the-usb-c-part-again-please"&gt;Go Back To The USB-C Part Again Please?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The battery pack is a 2200mAh unit with a USB-C port to recharge. It connects in to the chair with this slightly unusual connector:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Battery.webp" alt="A battery pack with a handle." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The internals of the chair have a USB-C cable to connect everything up.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/USB-C-Up-The-BUM.webp" alt="USB-C cable protruding from the chair - it looks like it goes RIGHT UP YOUR BUM!" width="2475" height="2475" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;LOL!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="yes-but-why-does-a-chair-need-a-battery-pack"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#yes-but-why-does-a-chair-need-a-battery-pack"&gt;YES BUT WHY DOES A CHAIR NEED A BATTERY PACK??!?!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;On the side of the left arm-rest are three buttons.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Two of them move the lumbar-support up and down. Depending on how your back is feeling and how far you are reclined, you can adjust the the back-support position.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="and-the-3rd-button"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#and-the-3rd-button"&gt;And the 3rd button?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That's the build-in back massager, silly!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;video autoplay="" loop="" muted="" src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/omni-back-massage.mp4"&gt;&lt;/video&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="is-that-useful"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#is-that-useful"&gt;Is that useful?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Yes. Being able to instantly adjust the back support without having to twist around is fantastic, especially for those of us reaching a certain age.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The "massage" feature essentially just moves the support up and down for five minutes before returning to its previous location. When sat upright, it feels great. But the real benefit is when you're laying down.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="how-flat-does-this-thing-go"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#how-flat-does-this-thing-go"&gt;How flat does this thing go?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;160° - not quite flat, but good enough when you're taking a break from Typing Real Hard. You don't want a photo of me sprawled out, so LiberNovo have helpfully provided some stock photos of much better looking folk.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/recline.webp" alt="Guy leaning all the way back on the chair." width="1024" height="576" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It is incredibly stable. At no point did it tip over or feel like it was going to deposit me on the floor. What really helps is the included foot stall.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="no-feets-on-seats"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#no-feets-on-seats"&gt;No Feets On Seats&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Unsurprisingly, this is &lt;em&gt;not&lt;/em&gt; USB-C powered. A sturdy plastic footrest with a deeply padded leg rest on top.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Again, assembly was a cinch - follow the large printed instructions and clip it together. It's rated for 40㎏, so you shouldn't stand on it but it is more than enough to rest your weary legs.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="price"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#price"&gt;Price&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I hope you're sitting down for this.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Direct from LiberNovo, you can expect to &lt;a href="https://uk.libernovo.com/pages/libernovo-omni-dynamic-ergonomic-chair"&gt;pay around £700&lt;/a&gt; - although there are bundles with extra batteries, the footrest, and even an eye mask which will shoot that price up. You can get the &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B04FRSESZ"&gt;full bundle on Amazon for around £1,000&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There's two ways to look at that price. Firstly, youch. But, alternatively, that's still cheaper than a Herman Miller Aeron. And Herm's doesn't come with a built-in lumbar massage.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;(There is also an upgraded version which has a built in fan under the seat. Personally, I suggest eating a healthier diet.)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I can't deny that's a chunk of change. If you're anything like me, you probably spend most of your day sat down. You might as well sit on something comfortable.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="final-thoughts"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#final-thoughts"&gt;Final Thoughts&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Having the back-rest adjustable via arm-rest buttons is a genius touch. I just wish it went further. I'd love a control panel (or, dare I say it, app) which let me adjust the seat height, recline, headrest position etc. Who can be bothered with fiddly manual levers when electricity can do the work for us?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Building this chair was a breeze - and it was delightful to get a pair of safety gloves with it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The chair is extraordinarily comfortable and the back massage, while not on the level of a "shiatsu" style heated massage pillow, is delightfully pleasant. Would I lie all the way back and sleep in it? Yeah! Certainly more comfortable than an economy airline seat.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;If you spend a lot of time sitting at your computer, your arse deserves something supportive. Your back deserves some love too. Yes, the USB-C power-pack is a little bit of a gimmick - but it is a hell of a good one.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;In my opinion, this is worth splashing out on.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<name>Terence Eden</name>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Book Review: Get Ahead of Being Dead by Evie King ★★★★☆]]></title>
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		<id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76286</id>
		<updated>2026-10-04T20:07:29Z</updated>
		<published>2026-10-24T11:34:25Z</published>
		<category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Book Review" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="death" />
		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[After reading Evie King&#039;s previous book Ashes To Admin - Tales from the Caseload of a Council Funeral Officer I was eager to read her not-quite-a-sequel.  We know what happens after death; paperwork. Gas bills need to be cancelled, funeral wishes need to be carried out, money needs to be apportioned between warring family members. When you die, you won&#039;t be there to experience the annoyance and …]]></summary>

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&lt;p&gt;After reading Evie King's previous book &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/02/book-review-ashes-to-admin-tales-from-the-caseload-of-a-council-funeral-officer-by-evie-king/"&gt;Ashes To Admin - Tales from the Caseload of a Council Funeral Officer&lt;/a&gt; I was eager to read her not-quite-a-sequel.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;We know what happens after death; paperwork. Gas bills need to be cancelled, funeral wishes need to be carried out, money needs to be apportioned between warring family members. When you die, you won't be there to experience the annoyance and distress - but other people will. So do you help them or not?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This book is a chatty and informal guide to how to set out your wishes - including that you have no wishes.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Much like her previous book, it cheerfully mixes anecdotes about death with a powerful political message about how we treat the dead (and, I suppose, nearly dead).&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It is one of those rare eBooks which is probably better as a &lt;em&gt;paper&lt;/em&gt; book because the end of every chapter has a few dozen questions to fill in. Some are seemingly banal (library card number) and other potentially a little distressing (who do you &lt;em&gt;not&lt;/em&gt; want invited to your funeral). The aim is to keep the answers somewhere prominent so that, come the inevitable, there's a one-stop-shop for all your deadmin.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Evie does an excellent job of making the slightly terrifying first steps accessible and approachable. It's fully trans, non-binary, and poly inclusive. It doesn't shy away from some of the more uncomfortable aspects of death, but it really does feel like the author is having a coffee &amp;amp; natter with you.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The style won't be for everyone. I think I'd rather have this as just a plain list of questions. But, then again, I &lt;em&gt;did&lt;/em&gt; find it compelling to read the stories about what happens when things go wrong. So maybe I don't know myself as well as I think. Say, what song &lt;em&gt;do&lt;/em&gt; I want playing at my funeral?&lt;/p&gt;

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There's an a cappella version of "Because" by The Beatles. That'll do as a funeral song. But, I kinda guess I won't be there to enjoy it, so I'll play it for myself now.

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&lt;p&gt;There's no doubt this is a slightly challenging and provocative read - but you should absolutely buy a copy for yourself and fill it in. Whether you buy it for your friends and relatives…&lt;/p&gt;
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			<name>Terence Eden</name>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[More phishing messages via Booking.com and Novotel]]></title>
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		<id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76842</id>
		<updated>2026-11-02T13:45:33Z</updated>
		<published>2026-10-23T11:34:15Z</published>
		<category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="CyberSecurity" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="phishing" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="scam" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="spam" />
		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[A few days ago I booked a Novotel hotel on Booking.com - two days later I received these phishing messages via WhatsApp. Both knew my exact name, phone number, location of stay, and date of stay.  Luckily, both were fairly inept. Let&#039;s take a quick look at them.  The first came from a Portuguese business account.    Obviously the name doesn&#039;t match that of the large chain hotel I booked with. The …]]></summary>

					<content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/more-phishing-messages-via-booking-com-and-novotel/">&lt;p&gt;A few days ago I booked a Novotel hotel on Booking.com - two days later I received these phishing messages via WhatsApp. Both knew my exact name, phone number, location of stay, and date of stay.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Luckily, both were fairly inept. Let's take a quick look at them.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The first came from a Portuguese business account.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Spam1.webp" alt="Spam message from a Portuguese business." width="490" height="1452" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Obviously the name doesn't match that of the large chain hotel I booked with. The domain name doesn't look anything like what I'd expect from either Booking.com or Novotel. They note this isn't an emergency - presumably to bypass the warnings that you shouldn't act on any message trying to convey a sense of urgency. The "Cancel" button on the bottom makes this look more genuine though.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The second one is slightly different.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Spam2.webp" alt="A similar message from a UK spammer." width="504" height="1101" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is from a much more generic business account, albeit a UK-based one. The date is formatted differently. There's no cancel button. But the wording is identical.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;So are these both from the &lt;em&gt;same&lt;/em&gt; scammer?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The domains were both registered on the same day - the 21st of October - within hours of each other. They're both protected by CloudFlare, but were registered at two different registrars - one Chinese and one Japanese. Lots of scammers use CloudFlare (who seem to relish in being the protectors of all sorts of unsavoury characters). A smart scammer would register their domains on multiple registrars to avoid all of them getting banned at once. So that's a bit inconclusive.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Looking at the source code for the pages, they appear to be identical.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That means one of two things:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;There is one incompetent scammer who doesn't keep a record of which messages they've sent to which victims.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;There are multiple scammers who are all using the same "off the shelf" phishing kit.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But how did my data leak in the first place?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The first place to look, as always, is within. My Booking.com account uses a strong and unique password. It has a unique email address tied to it. I have MFA via an authenticator app. I regularly use the "Sign out of other sessions" options in the Booking.com app.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;My email is similarly secure. And, frankly, if scammers were in there then they could do a lot more damage than sending me a phishing link!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That leaves either Booking.com, Novotel, or one of their systems.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It's fair to say this is a &lt;em&gt;persistent&lt;/em&gt; problem with Booking.com - they were &lt;a href="https://www.smashingsecurity.com/346-how-hackers-are-breaching-booking-com-and-the-untrustworthy-reviews/"&gt;breached in 2023&lt;/a&gt; and these sorts of phishing attacks &lt;a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/Bookingcom/comments/1sji0gf/serious_security_breach_confirmed_by_bookingcom/"&gt;happen regularly&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Although I couldn't find any record of Accor (the owners of Novotel) being breached, it's fair to say &lt;a href="https://www.surinenglish.com/spain/the-aepd-fines-hotel-7000-euros-for-20240704075826-nt.html"&gt;other hotels suffer from this problem&lt;/a&gt;. It seems depressingly easy to con or bribe a worker into allowing scammers access into a booking system.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This sort of "&lt;a href="https://www.ap.org/news-highlights/spotlights/2026/travel-scams-are-getting-harder-to-spot-heres-how-to-stay-safe/"&gt;reservation hijacking&lt;/a&gt;" is now depressingly common.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There's a slight twist in the tale. A few moments after I made the original reservation, I received this message directly from the hotel via the Booking.com messaging system:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Property-Message.webp" alt="Dear Terence, This hotel will never send you a message or email ask for you to pay or we will cancel your rooms. You have booked via booking.com and will not be able to check in on line - please disregard any email regarding online check in or payment. If you have received such a message please ignore this and contact the hotel directly. Kind regards. Reservations" width="660" height="780" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I can only assume that Novotel are aware of the persistent problem they're facing and this is their attempt to deflect blame.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;So I called the hotel (using the number on their website) and they confirmed my reservation. When I mentioned the phishing messages the hotel were very quick to tell me they were a scam, that I shouldn't click any links, and to delete them right away. I did ask if they'd suffered a data breach but, understandably, they don't tell receptionists that.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I've reported the problem to both Accor and Booking.com - we'll see who comes up with the most convincing explanation.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;As it happens, a few days ago, the &lt;a href="https://ec.europa.eu/commission/presscorner/detail/en/ip_26_2223"&gt;European Commission announced it was investigating Booking.com&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Commission will also investigate whether the provider of Booking.com has diligently assessed and addressed the risks that phishing scams pose to consumers.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;In particular, the investigation will focus on risks related to the way reservation and guest data is shared with accommodation providers, and the design and functioning of Booking.com's messaging service.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The Commission will also examine whether the company has put in place sufficient safeguards to prevent data from being misused to carry out phishing and solicit fraudulent payments.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Stay safe out there!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;hr&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;ins datetime="2026-11-02T13:39:02+00:00"&gt;Update: 2nd November 2026&lt;/ins&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;After some back and forth with the hotel, they said to me:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;To clarify, the information automatically transferred from Booking.com to our hotel’s property management system (PMS) is limited to guests’ names and dates of stay. Telephone numbers, email addresses and credit card details are not shared through this system so it is unlikely the breach was from our system which has two factor authentication.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That seems relatively convincing to me. Regardless of how effective their 2FA is, if they don't have my details then they can't leak them.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Booking.com have not meaningfully replied to my queries.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Terence Eden</name>
							<uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
						</author>

		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Gadget Review: Mokin 17 Port USB-C Tower ★★☆☆☆]]></title>
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		<id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76136</id>
		<updated>2026-10-19T09:00:07Z</updated>
		<published>2026-10-22T11:34:36Z</published>
		<category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="gadget" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Mokin" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Review" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="USB-C" />
		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[The good folks at Mokin have sent me their new USB-C hub and it is a beast.    This is the MODK2403 - the latest in their line of high-tech USB-C docks. It does close to everything you could want and has an LCD monitor for showing the weather.  Errr… What?  OK, a quick product shots, then on to the specs.    On to the ports:   Triple display   Either 3x HDMI or 1x HDMI and 2x DisplayPort  4x U…]]></summary>

					<content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/">&lt;p&gt;The good folks at Mokin have sent me their new USB-C hub and it is a &lt;em&gt;beast&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/product-shot.webp" alt="Photo of the front and back of the hub." width="1024" height="576" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is the &lt;a href="https://mokinglobal.com/products/mokin-17-in-1-usb-c-docking-station-for-triple-monitors-with-smart-lcd"&gt;MODK2403&lt;/a&gt; - the latest in their line of high-tech USB-C docks. It does close to everything you could want &lt;em&gt;and&lt;/em&gt; has an LCD monitor for showing the weather.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Errr… What?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;OK, a quick product shots, then on to the specs.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/All-the-ports.webp" alt="All the ports." width="1024" height="771" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;On to the ports:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Triple display

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Either 3x HDMI or 1x HDMI and 2x DisplayPort&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;4x USB-A

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;2x 2.0 480Mbps, 1x 3.0 5Gbps, 1x 3.1 10Gbps&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;2x USB-C

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;1x 3.0 5Gbps, 1x 3.1 10Gbps&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;USB-C PD input

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;100W&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;USB-C to host computer

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;USB-C to C cable included&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Ethernet port

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;1Gbps&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;SD and microSD&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;3.5m Audio Jack&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Suction cup&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Yup! At the bottom of the tower is a silicone surround which allows it to firmly plant on any flat surface. It's strong enough to take any gentle nudges without toppling over, but easy enough to lift off if you need to move the unit.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/suction.webp" alt="A square suction cup." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It is &lt;em&gt;slightly&lt;/em&gt; cheeky to describe this as 17 ports. The two DisplayPorts are tied to the HDMI ports - so you can only have 3 screens active at a time, not five. But as each screen can do 4K @ 60Hz, I'll let it slide.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="screen"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/#screen"&gt;Screen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There's a black and white screen included which can show you a bunch of information. Tap the power-button on top to cycle between them.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Which ports are connected:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/Whats-plugged-in.webp" alt="A list of ports. Some are illuminated." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Screen resolution of attached devices:
&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/Displayinfo.webp" alt="Screen resolution, size, and refresh rate." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Total power draw:
&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/what-watts.webp" alt="A weird smiley face showing 49 Watts." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;WiFi set up:
&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/WiFi-Info.webp" alt="WiFi Info." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Wait? What! If you connect to the hub's WiFi, you get this set-up screen.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/WiFi-setup.webp" alt="A long settings screen to allow WiFi and set various options." width="504" height="1344" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Once it is connected, it'll show you the weather in your area:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/Weather-no-location.webp" alt="Weather and time." width="1024" height="768" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'm not &lt;em&gt;entirely&lt;/em&gt; convinced about whether that's useful. Although you can change the units from ℉ to ℃, and show or hide your area, there's no other customisation available. No 24 hour clock, no date formatting, nothing. There's also no privacy policy or indication of which weather provider it is connecting to.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The screen switches off after a few minutes - so it isn't a constant distraction. Tapping the top button turns it on again.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Double-pressing the power-button switches the external monitors off. Which is useful for privacy I guess?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="linux-info"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/#linux-info"&gt;Linux Info&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Worked perfectly with my Linux laptop. I drove two external screens via DisplayPort, a bunch of USB peripherals, Ethernet, etc.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;A full read-out gives:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;pre&gt;&lt;code class="language-_"&gt;0bda:8153 Realtek Semiconductor Corp. RTL8153 Gigabit Ethernet Adapter
0bda:0411 Realtek Semiconductor Corp. Hub
2109:0822 VIA Labs, Inc. USB3.1 Hub
2109:8822 VIA Labs, Inc. USB Billboard Device
0020:0b21 Generic AB13X USB Audio
0bda:1100 Realtek Semiconductor Corp. HID Device
0bda:5411 Realtek Semiconductor Corp. RTS5411 Hub
1a86:8095 QinHeng Electronics USB Hub
303a:1001 Espressif USB JTAG/serial debug unit
2109:2822 VIA Labs, Inc. USB2.0 Hub
&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;

&lt;h2 id="speed"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/#speed"&gt;Speed&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I have 1Gbps broadband, and I was able to get 850Mbps through the Mokin's Ethernet port. That's pretty much what I'd expect.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Copying files via USB-C to a Pixel phone topped out at about 200MBps, which was a little underwhelming, but fast enough for my needs. I tried a variety of cables, including the bundled one.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="sound"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/#sound"&gt;Sound&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The AB13X USB Audio presents as both analogue and S/PDIF. There was no meaningful difference between the two in terms of sound quality. There was minimal hum on output when nothing was being played.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="wifi-and-security"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/#wifi-and-security"&gt;WiFi and Security&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'm slightly uneasy about the built-in WiFi connection this hub offers. It is primarily used for showing the weather on screen, but it can also be used to upload new firmware.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Worryingly, it has a weak default password set - &lt;code&gt;mokin123&lt;/code&gt;. I think that might be &lt;a href="https://www.gov.uk/government/news/new-laws-to-protect-consumers-from-cyber-criminals-come-into-force-in-the-uk"&gt;against the law&lt;/a&gt;. The password can be changed by the user - but I wonder how many people will bother?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;When I mentioned this to Mokin, they replied:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;After the initial password is set, the user can change the password themselves rather than continuing to use a fixed default password.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I don't think that's good enough to protect users.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Similarly, the SSID can be hidden and is randomised, but I wonder if that's suitable defence against a determined hacker?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'm glad that the unit doesn't hijack the Ethernet connection - but who knows what a future firmware update might do.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There's also a &lt;code&gt;303a:1001 Espressif USB JTAG/serial debug unit&lt;/code&gt; exposed on the hub. I tried connecting to it with &lt;code&gt;esptool&lt;/code&gt; and the hub crashed! I had to pull out the power to get it to restart. I'm not smart enough to probe it further, but I can't help wondering why it is there.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Finally, there's a mysterious &lt;code&gt;0bda:1100 Realtek Semiconductor Corp. HID Device&lt;/code&gt;. I thought that was used for blanking the external screens when the power-button is double-pressed, but that didn't register on &lt;code&gt;evtest&lt;/code&gt;. So what is it for? I don't like the idea of a random Human Interface Device (usually a keyboard or mouse) being attached to my computer.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I spoke to Mokin about it and they said:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;our technical manager confirmed that these two entries are reserved for future firmware updates.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Personally, I would expect these to be disabled if they aren't going to be used.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="privacy"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/#privacy"&gt;Privacy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;With any device which connects to the Internet, you have to be concerned about what data it is collecting, storing, and transmitting. I asked Mokin if they had a privacy policy related to their weather service. They said:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;There is no need to worry about your personal or location information being uploaded or stored remotely. The relevant user information is stored locally on the device.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The weather/location information is provided through Google services, and no personal information is uploaded or stored by us. Therefore, there should be no privacy or data security concern from our side.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I don't find that terribly convincing. At the very least they should tell users who their weather provider is and what their privacy says.  I assume that the device is doing a GeoIP lookup before sending the request to Google - again, that should be explained to users.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I've no evidence that the hub is collecting data about what is attached and then sending it off somewhere - but without a privacy policy from Mokin, who can say?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="cracking-it-open"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/#cracking-it-open"&gt;Cracking It Open&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The suction cup at the bottom is only lightly glued on and peeled off easily. Underneath are four screws.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Bottom-Screws.webp" alt="Four cross head screws." width="512" height="531" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The base removes easily, exposing the three circuit boards.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Internal-guts.webp" alt="Two circuit boards with a middle board and some wires." width="2048" height="1824" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Here's a close up:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/guts.webp" alt="Close up of the circuits." width="2048" height="1798" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I couldn't easily get them out, and the front plastic was held on securely. I'm sure it would be possible to snap off, but I didn't want to damage it.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="price-and-final-thoughts"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/#price-and-final-thoughts"&gt;Price and Final Thoughts&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It's usually about &lt;a href="https://mokinglobal.com/products/mokin-17-in-1-usb-c-docking-station-for-triple-monitors-with-smart-lcd"&gt;£90 from the manufacturer&lt;/a&gt; or around &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B08w3yaiS"&gt;£70 from Amazon&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You can get a basic hub for less than half that price - but what you're paying for here having &lt;em&gt;all the ports&lt;/em&gt;. It's an attractive package, well designed, quiet, and unobtrusive.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The screen is moderately useful - being able to see which ports are in use was handy, as was seeing the total power draw. The screen debugging was also handy. I'm not that interested in the weather, but I can see how it would be helpful as a single-use screen.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I have significant concerns about the always-on WiFi, especially given its easy to guess password. I've contacted the manufacturer to see if anything can be done about that but they don't seem interested in fixing it. The lack of privacy policy is also worrying.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Similarly, the HID and JTAG are also something I wouldn't expect to see on a hub like this. Ideally they should be disabled if not in use.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;In terms of ports and performance, this can't be beat. But I would be reluctant to connect it to my home WiFi network.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Terence Eden</name>
							<uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
						</author>

		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Book Review: Quackery - A Brief History of the Worst Ways to Cure Everything by Lydia Kang ★★★⯪☆]]></title>
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		<id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=74296</id>
		<updated>2026-09-27T21:29:18Z</updated>
		<published>2026-10-20T11:34:35Z</published>
		<category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Book Review" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="medicine" />
		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[This is a charming and funny book all about the various ways humans have promoted fake medical cures in exchange for money.  Despite the grim (and occasionally distressing) subject matter, the tone remains light and poppy throughout. There are lots of snarky asides (especially about the fake medical practitioners) and a real appreciation for the bizarre. It&#039;s fun the whole way through, although …]]></summary>

					<content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/book-review-quackery-a-brief-history-of-the-worst-ways-to-cure-everything-by-lydia-kang/">&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/9781523501854.webp" alt="Book cover." width="200" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-74298"&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is a charming and funny book all about the various ways humans have promoted fake medical cures in exchange for money.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Despite the grim (and occasionally distressing) subject matter, the tone remains light and poppy throughout. There are lots of snarky asides (especially about the fake medical practitioners) and a real appreciation for the bizarre. It's fun the whole way through, although sometimes at the expense of people who perhaps didn't know better than to trust charlatans.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;One thing that is constantly brought back is how it can be hard to determine what &lt;em&gt;is&lt;/em&gt; patent nonsense and what is a &lt;i lang="la"&gt;bone fide&lt;/i&gt; cure:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Prevent blood clotting: Extract mucus from the intestinal membranes of slaughtered pigs or from the lungs of slaughtered cows. Inject. (heparin)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Is that any more believable than injecting goat testicles to cure impotence?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It also brings to light how squeamish we can be, especially when faced with unusual medical procedures:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;We borrow other people’s wombs for surrogacy. And yet, plenty of people squirm at the idea of breastmilk banks. We are a society of contradictions.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The eBook is &lt;em&gt;beautifully&lt;/em&gt; formatted. For once, images are in-line with the text! Usually in books of this sort, publishers treat the eBook like a mass-market paperback and stick the illustrations at the end.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It ends rather abruptly, after taking us through light, electricity, colour therapy, animal magnetism, and a couple of dozen other "cure-alls"&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Sadly, there are no references or footnotes. While I have no reason to doubt the veracity of the claims, for a book about scientific misinformation and malpractice, I'd've expected a way to find out more information.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Terence Eden</name>
							<uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
						</author>

		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Una Watch TOTP - MFA on your wrist!]]></title>
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		<id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76104</id>
		<updated>2026-10-12T10:48:42Z</updated>
		<published>2026-10-18T11:34:08Z</published>
		<category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="c++" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="HowTo" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="UnaWatch" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="watch" />
		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Let&#039;s get this out of the way first - this is a terrible idea!  I want my two-factor authentication codes to be easily accessible to me, so I&#039;ve built a watch app which will display them. That&#039;s really convenient for me - but makes for a terrible security posture. Anyone who steals my watch will be able to see my one-time code. If they&#039;re clever, they can decompile the app and find the secret…]]></summary>

					<content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/una-watch-totp-mfa-on-your-wrist/">&lt;p&gt;Let's get this out of the way first - this is a &lt;em&gt;terrible&lt;/em&gt; idea!  I want my two-factor authentication codes to be easily accessible to me, so I've built a watch app which will display them. That's really convenient for me - but makes for a terrible security posture. Anyone who steals my watch will be able to see my one-time code. If they're clever, they can decompile the app and find the secret which powers the code generation.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You should absolutely not do this and, if you ignore my warnings, you should only do this for codes which aren't critical to your security.&lt;/p&gt;

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TTFN.
--&gt;

&lt;p&gt;In my defence, an attacker would still need my username and password to make any use of these codes - but please don't trust your security to my deranged witterings.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="what-it-looks-like"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/una-watch-totp-mfa-on-your-wrist/#what-it-looks-like"&gt;What It Looks Like&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/MFA.webp" alt="My wristwatch showing &amp;quot;HSBC MFA Code 751646&amp;quot;. Don't worry, this isn't my real code. OR IS IT?!?!" width="1024" height="576" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;h2 id="prior-art"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/una-watch-totp-mfa-on-your-wrist/#prior-art"&gt;Prior Art&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'm sure many other people have done this. Indeed, three years ago I built &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2023/07/an-eink-wrist-mounted-totp-generator/"&gt;An eInk, Wrist-Mounted, TOTP Generator&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;img src="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Wrist-TOTP.jpg" alt="A chunky wristwatch showing the time and a selection of 6 digit codes and their corresponding entities." width="1024" height="1024" class="aligncenter"&gt;

&lt;h2 id="the-service"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/una-watch-totp-mfa-on-your-wrist/#the-service"&gt;The Service&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is in my &lt;code&gt;Service.cpp&lt;/code&gt; - as you can see, it's pretty simple. This won't let you add in hundreds of codes - you get one and that's it. There's no countdown when a code is about to expire, so I recommend waiting until a new one pops up before you start typing it in.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'll be candid, I haven't used C++ properly since university - and that was in the last century. I've mostly just cut things out to see what breaks. Feel free to educate me on the correct idiomatic code.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You will need to set your own secret in here.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;pre&gt;&lt;code class="language-cpp"&gt;//  Standard includes.
#include "Service.hpp"
#include "SDK/Messages/CommandMessages.hpp"
#include "SDK/Messages/MessageGuard.hpp"

//  Needed for PureTOTP.
#include &amp;lt;iostream&amp;gt;
#include "TOTP.h"

#include &amp;lt;string&amp;gt;
#include &amp;lt;sstream&amp;gt;

//  What this Glance can do.
Service::Service(SDK::Kernel &amp;amp;kernel)
    : mKernel(kernel)
    , mGlanceUI()
    , mGlanceTitle()
    , mGlanceValue()
{}

void Service::createGuiControls()
{
    //  Set the main title in the Glance.
    mGlanceTitle = mGlanceUI.createText();
    mGlanceTitle.pos({ kTitleX, kTitleY }, { kTitleW, kTitleH })
        .font(GlanceFont_t::GLANCE_FONT_POPPINS_SEMIBOLD_20)
        .color(GlanceColor_t::GLANCE_COLOR_TEAL)
        .setText("HSBC MFA Code")
        .alignment(GlanceAlignH_t::GLANCE_ALIGN_H_CENTER);

    //  Set the default text for the value.
    mGlanceValue = mGlanceUI.createText();
    mGlanceValue.pos({ 20, kValueY }, { 200, kValueH })
        .font(GlanceFont_t::GLANCE_FONT_POPPINS_SEMIBOLD_20)
        .color(GlanceColor_t::GLANCE_COLOR_YELLOW_DARK)
        .setText( "Waiting for update" )
        .alignment(GlanceAlignH_t::GLANCE_ALIGN_H_CENTER);
}

void Service::glanceUpdate()
{
    //  Set the Base32 encoded secret (all uppercase).
    std::string secret = "QWERTYUIOP";
    //  Generate the code based on the Unix timestamp right now.
    const std::time_t t = std::time(0);
    std::string code = TOTP::GenerateTOTP( 6, 30, TOTP::HMAC_SHA1, secret, t );

    std::ostringstream ss;
    ss &amp;lt;&amp;lt; t;

    //  Convert the string to char* and display it as the value.
    mGlanceValue.print( code.c_str() ); 

    //  Show the Unix time to check the timezone is correct.
    // mGlanceTitle.print( ss.str().c_str() );
}

//  No service.
Service::~Service(){}

//  When this glance is opened.
void Service::run()
{
    while (true) {
        SDK::MessageBase *msg;
        if(!mKernel.comm.getMessage(msg)) {
            continue;
        }

        switch (msg-&amp;gt;getType()) {
            //  The Glance has started.
            case SDK::MessageType::EVENT_GLANCE_START:
                if (configGui()) {
                    createGuiControls();
                } else {
                    mKernel.comm.releaseMessage(msg);
                    mKernel.sys.exit(0);
                }
                break;
            //  The Glance has been stopped.
            case SDK::MessageType::COMMAND_APP_STOP:
            case SDK::MessageType::EVENT_GLANCE_STOP:
                mKernel.comm.releaseMessage(msg);
                return;
                break;

            //  Every second, perform an action.
            case SDK::MessageType::EVENT_GLANCE_TICK:
                onGlanceTick();
                break;

            default:
                break;
        }

        mKernel.comm.releaseMessage(msg);
    }
}

void Service::onGlanceTick()
{
    if (mGlanceUI.isInvalid()) {
        if (auto upd = SDK::make_msg&amp;lt;SDK::Message::RequestGlanceUpdate&amp;gt;(mKernel)) {
            upd-&amp;gt;name           = APP_NAME;
            upd-&amp;gt;controls       = mGlanceUI.data();
            upd-&amp;gt;controlsNumber = static_cast&amp;lt;uint32_t&amp;gt;(mGlanceUI.size());
            upd.send(100);
        }

        mGlanceUI.setValid();
    }
    glanceUpdate();
}

bool Service::configGui()
{
    bool status = false;
    if (auto gc = SDK::make_msg&amp;lt;SDK::Message::RequestGlanceConfig&amp;gt;(mKernel)) {
        if (gc.send(100) &amp;amp;&amp;amp; gc.ok()) {
            if (gc-&amp;gt;maxControls &amp;gt;= 3) {
                mGlanceUI.setWidth(gc-&amp;gt;width);
                mGlanceUI.setHeight(gc-&amp;gt;height);
                status = true;
            }
        }
    }
    return status;
}
&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;

&lt;h2 id="the-library"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/una-watch-totp-mfa-on-your-wrist/#the-library"&gt;The Library&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There are dozens of C++ libraries for RFC 6238 generation. I ended up using &lt;a href="https://github.com/Einztein/PureTOTP"&gt;PureTOTP&lt;/a&gt; as it didn't require any external dependencies and was only two files.  As I only needed SHA1 TOTP codes, I stripped out a bunch of functionality which was unnecessary for me. Similarly, I only wanted to generate 6 digit codes with a 30 second period - so took out anything which did more than that.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I've tidied up the code and comments where I can. The original was MIT Licenced - so this is as well.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There are two parts to this. First, the header&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;pre&gt;&lt;code class="language-_"&gt;// TOTP.h
//
#pragma once
#include &amp;lt;string&amp;gt;
class TOTP
{
public:
    const static int HMAC_SHA1 = 20;    //  Length of HMAC.

    static std::string GenerateTOTP(const std::string&amp;amp; secret);
    static std::string GenerateTOTP(int digit, int refreshSeconds, int algorithm, const std::string&amp;amp; secret, int specTime);

    TOTP(int digit, int refreshSeconds, int algorithm, const std::string&amp;amp; secret): digit(digit), refreshSeconds(refreshSeconds), algorithm(algorithm), secret(secret) {}
    TOTP(const std::string&amp;amp; secret): digit(6), refreshSeconds(30), algorithm(HMAC_SHA1), secret(secret) {}

    std::string currentTOTP();

private:
    int digit, refreshSeconds, algorithm;

    std::string secret;
};
&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Next is the standalone library which does the TOTP generation, &lt;code&gt;TOTP.cpp&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;pre&gt;&lt;code class="language-cpp"&gt;// TOTP.cpp
//
#include "TOTP.h"
#include &amp;lt;vector&amp;gt;
#include &amp;lt;stack&amp;gt;
#include &amp;lt;queue&amp;gt;
#include &amp;lt;sstream&amp;gt;
#include &amp;lt;iomanip&amp;gt;
#include &amp;lt;cstdint&amp;gt;
#include &amp;lt;cstring&amp;gt;
#include &amp;lt;array&amp;gt;
#include &amp;lt;stdexcept&amp;gt;
#include &amp;lt;algorithm&amp;gt;
using namespace std;

struct JEVP_MD
{
    enum Kind {
        SHA1
    };

    Kind kind;
    int  md_size;
    int  block_size;
};

static inline uint32_t rotl32(uint32_t x, uint32_t n) { return (x &amp;lt;&amp;lt; n) | (x &amp;gt;&amp;gt; (32 - n)); }
static inline uint32_t rotr32(uint32_t x, uint32_t n) { return (x &amp;gt;&amp;gt; n) | (x &amp;lt;&amp;lt; (32 - n)); }
static inline uint64_t rotr64(uint64_t x, uint64_t n) { return (x &amp;gt;&amp;gt; n) | (x &amp;lt;&amp;lt; (64 - n)); }

static uint32_t load_be32(const unsigned char* p)
{
    return (uint32_t(p[0]) &amp;lt;&amp;lt; 24) |
           (uint32_t(p[1]) &amp;lt;&amp;lt; 16) |
           (uint32_t(p[2]) &amp;lt;&amp;lt;  8) |
            uint32_t(p[3]);
}

static void store_be32(uint32_t v, unsigned char* p)
{
    p[0] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;((v &amp;gt;&amp;gt; 24) &amp;amp; 0xFF);
    p[1] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;((v &amp;gt;&amp;gt; 16) &amp;amp; 0xFF);
    p[2] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;((v &amp;gt;&amp;gt;  8) &amp;amp; 0xFF);
    p[3] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;( v        &amp;amp; 0xFF);
}

static void store_be64(uint64_t v, unsigned char* p)
{
    p[0] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;((v &amp;gt;&amp;gt; 56) &amp;amp; 0xFF);
    p[1] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;((v &amp;gt;&amp;gt; 48) &amp;amp; 0xFF);
    p[2] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;((v &amp;gt;&amp;gt; 40) &amp;amp; 0xFF);
    p[3] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;((v &amp;gt;&amp;gt; 32) &amp;amp; 0xFF);
    p[4] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;((v &amp;gt;&amp;gt; 24) &amp;amp; 0xFF);
    p[5] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;((v &amp;gt;&amp;gt; 16) &amp;amp; 0xFF);
    p[6] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;((v &amp;gt;&amp;gt;  8) &amp;amp; 0xFF);
    p[7] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;( v        &amp;amp; 0xFF);
}

static vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; sha1_hash(const unsigned char* data, size_t len)
{
    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; msg(data, data + len);
    uint64_t              bit_len = static_cast&amp;lt;uint64_t&amp;gt;(len) * 8;

    msg.push_back(0x80);
    while ((msg.size() % 64) != 56) msg.push_back(0x00);

    unsigned char lenbuf[8];
    store_be64(bit_len, lenbuf);
    msg.insert(msg.end(), lenbuf, lenbuf + 8);

    uint32_t h0 = 0x67452301;
    uint32_t h1 = 0xEFCDAB89;
    uint32_t h2 = 0x98BADCFE;
    uint32_t h3 = 0x10325476;
    uint32_t h4 = 0xC3D2E1F0;

    for (size_t chunk = 0; chunk &amp;lt; msg.size(); chunk += 64)
    {
        uint32_t w[80];
        for (int i = 0; i &amp;lt; 16; ++i)
            w[i] = load_be32(&amp;amp;msg[chunk + i * 4]);
        for (int i = 16; i &amp;lt; 80; ++i)
            w[i] = rotl32(w[i - 3] ^ w[i - 8] ^ w[i - 14] ^ w[i - 16], 1);

        uint32_t a = h0, b = h1, c = h2, d = h3, e = h4;

        for (int i = 0; i &amp;lt; 80; ++i)
        {
            uint32_t f, k;
            if (i &amp;lt; 20)
            {
                f = (b &amp;amp; c) | ((~b) &amp;amp; d);
                k = 0x5A827999;
            }
            else if (i &amp;lt; 40)
            {
                f = b ^ c ^ d;
                k = 0x6ED9EBA1;
            }
            else if (i &amp;lt; 60)
            {
                f = (b &amp;amp; c) | (b &amp;amp; d) | (c &amp;amp; d);
                k = 0x8F1BBCDC;
            }
            else
            {
                f = b ^ c ^ d;
                k = 0xCA62C1D6;
            }

            uint32_t temp = rotl32(a, 5) + f + e + k + w[i];

            e = d;
            d = c;
            c = rotl32(b, 30);
            b = a;
            a = temp;
        }

        h0 += a;
        h1 += b;
        h2 += c;
        h3 += d;
        h4 += e;
    }

    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; out(20);
    store_be32(h0, &amp;amp;out[ 0]);
    store_be32(h1, &amp;amp;out[ 4]);
    store_be32(h2, &amp;amp;out[ 8]);
    store_be32(h3, &amp;amp;out[12]);
    store_be32(h4, &amp;amp;out[16]);
    return out;
}

static const JEVP_MD g_sha1   = {JEVP_MD::SHA1, 20, 64};

const JEVP_MD* JEVP_sha1() { return &amp;amp;g_sha1; }

unsigned char* JHMAC(const JEVP_MD* JEVP_MD, const void* key, int key_len, const unsigned char* data, size_t data_len, unsigned char* md, unsigned int* md_len)
{
    if (!JEVP_MD || !key || key_len &amp;lt; 0 || !data)
        return nullptr;

    static thread_local unsigned char static_md[64];

    if (!md)
        md = static_md;

    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; key_block(JEVP_MD-&amp;gt;block_size, 0);
    const unsigned char*  key_bytes = static_cast&amp;lt;const unsigned char*&amp;gt;(key);

    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; real_key;
    if (key_len &amp;gt; JEVP_MD-&amp;gt;block_size)
    {
        real_key = sha1_hash(key_bytes, static_cast&amp;lt;size_t&amp;gt;(key_len));
        std::copy(real_key.begin(), real_key.end(), key_block.begin());
    }
    else
    {
        std::copy(key_bytes, key_bytes + key_len, key_block.begin());
    }

    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; ipad(JEVP_MD-&amp;gt;block_size);
    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; opad(JEVP_MD-&amp;gt;block_size);
    for (int i = 0; i &amp;lt; JEVP_MD-&amp;gt;block_size; ++i)
    {
        ipad[i] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;(key_block[i] ^ 0x36);
        opad[i] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;(key_block[i] ^ 0x5C);
    }

    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; inner;
    inner.reserve(JEVP_MD-&amp;gt;block_size + data_len);
    inner.insert(inner.end(), ipad.begin(), ipad.end());
    inner.insert(inner.end(), data, data + data_len);

    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; inner_hash = sha1_hash(inner.data(), inner.size());

    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; outer;
    outer.reserve(JEVP_MD-&amp;gt;block_size + inner_hash.size());
    outer.insert(outer.end(), opad.begin(), opad.end());
    outer.insert(outer.end(), inner_hash.begin(), inner_hash.end());

    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; final_hash = sha1_hash(outer.data(), outer.size());

    std::memcpy(md, final_hash.data(), final_hash.size());
    if (md_len) *md_len = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned int&amp;gt;(final_hash.size());

    return md;
}

//  Base32 decoding table.
/* clang-format off */
const int base32_reverse_map[128] =
{
    255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, // 15
    255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, // 31
    255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, // 47
//      (49)   2    3    4    5    6    7  (56)
    255, 255,  26,  27,  28,  29,  30,  31, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, // 63
// (64)   A    B    C    D    E    F    G    H    I    J    K    L    M    N    O
    255,   0,   1,   2,   3,   4,   5,   6,   7,   8,   9,  10,  11,  12,  13,  14, // 79
//   P    Q    R    S    T    U    V    W    X    Y    Z  (91)
    15,  16,  17,  18,  19,  20,  21,  22,  23,  24,  25, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, // 95
// (96)   A    B    C    D    E    F    G    H    I    J    K    L    M    N    O  // lower case instead
    255,   0,   1,   2,   3,   4,   5,   6,   7,   8,   9,  10,  11,  12,  13,  14, // 111
//   P    Q    R    S    T    U    V    W    X    Y    Z (123)                     // lower case instead
    15,  16,  17,  18,  19,  20,  21,  22,  23,  24,  25, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255  // 127
};
/* clang-format on */

//  Base32 decoding function.
vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; base32_decode(const string&amp;amp; base32)
{
    queue&amp;lt;int&amp;gt; q_rev;
    for (const char&amp;amp; c : base32)
    {
        if (c &amp;lt;= 49 || (c &amp;gt;= 56 &amp;amp;&amp;amp; c &amp;lt;= 64) || (c &amp;gt;= 91 &amp;amp;&amp;amp; c &amp;lt;= 96) || c &amp;gt;= 123)
        { //    Illegal lower case will be treat as upper case thanks to base32_reverse_map.
            if (c == '=') break;
        }
        else
        {
            q_rev.push(base32_reverse_map[(int)c]); //  Get integers of base32.
        }
    }
    queue&amp;lt;bool&amp;gt; q_bin;
    while (!q_rev.empty()) //   Transform the integers into bits and queue them up.
    {
        int now = q_rev.front(); // Get a integer from queue.
        q_rev.pop();
        stack&amp;lt;bool&amp;gt; sb;
        for (int i = 0; i &amp;lt; 5; i++) //  Push the bits of this integer into stack
        {                           //  5 bits into 1 group
            sb.push(now &amp;amp; 1);       //  Push the last bit of this integer into stack.
            now &amp;gt;&amp;gt;= 1;              //  Flush the last bit.
        }
        while (!sb.empty()) //  Flush the bits of this integer into binary queue.
        {
            q_bin.push(sb.top()); //    Pop bits from stack into binary queue.
            sb.pop();
        }
    }
    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; uc;
    while (!q_bin.empty()) //   Transform the bits into bytes.
    {
        int thehex = 0;
        for (int i = 0; i &amp;lt; 8; i++) //  Read a byte from the bits queue.
        {
            if (q_bin.empty())
            {                     //    If the bits queue is empty now,
                thehex &amp;lt;&amp;lt;= 8 - i; //    set 0 on the last bits of a byte.
                break;
            }
            thehex &amp;lt;&amp;lt;= 1;                 //    Make the space for the new bit.
            thehex |= (int)q_bin.front(); //    Push this bit into byte.
            q_bin.pop();
        }
        uc.push_back((unsigned char)thehex);
    }

    if (uc.back() == 0) uc.pop_back();     //   TOTP may abandon last zero.
    if (uc.size() % 2 != 0) uc.pop_back(); //   TOTP may abandon odd res.
    return uc;
}

//  Get Unix Time.
time_t getUnixTime()
{
    return time(0);
}

//  Calculate the TOTP time signature.
time_t getTimeSign(int refreshPeriod, time_t specUnixTime)
{
    time_t outTime = specUnixTime / refreshPeriod;
    return outTime;
}

//  Transform time_t aka &amp;lt;long long&amp;gt; to bytes.
vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; llong2bytes(time_t tt)
{
    uint64_t value = static_cast&amp;lt;uint64_t&amp;gt;(tt);

    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; bytes(8);

    for (int i = 7; i &amp;gt;= 0; --i)
    {
        bytes[i] = static_cast&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt;(value &amp;amp; 0xFF);
        value &amp;gt;&amp;gt;= 8;
    }

    return bytes;
}

//  Fast Exponentiation algorithm.
unsigned fastpow(unsigned base, unsigned index)
{
    if (index == 0) return 1;
    unsigned t = 1;
    while (index != 0)
    {
        if (index &amp;amp; 1) t *= base;
        index &amp;gt;&amp;gt;= 1;
        base *= base;
    }
    return t;
}

//  Calculate TOTP according to RFC standard.
std::string hash_to_TOTP(const unsigned char* hmac, unsigned int length, int digit)
{
    int offset = hmac[length - 1] &amp;amp; 0x0F;

    uint32_t bin_code = ((hmac[offset]     &amp;amp; 0x7F) &amp;lt;&amp;lt; 24) |
                        ((hmac[offset + 1] &amp;amp; 0xFF) &amp;lt;&amp;lt; 16) |
                        ((hmac[offset + 2] &amp;amp; 0xFF) &amp;lt;&amp;lt; 8)  |
                        ( hmac[offset + 3] &amp;amp; 0xFF);

    uint32_t mod = 1;
    for (int i = 0; i &amp;lt; digit; ++i) mod *= 10;

    uint32_t otp = bin_code % mod;

    std::ostringstream oss;
    oss &amp;lt;&amp;lt; std::setw(digit) &amp;lt;&amp;lt; std::setfill('0') &amp;lt;&amp;lt; otp;
    return oss.str();
}

std::string TOTP::GenerateTOTP(const std::string&amp;amp; secret)
{
    return GenerateTOTP(6, 30, HMAC_SHA1, secret, getUnixTime());
}

std::string TOTP::GenerateTOTP(int digit, int refreshSeconds, int algorithm, const std::string&amp;amp; secret, int specTime)
{
    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; h_msg = llong2bytes(getTimeSign(refreshSeconds, specTime)); //    Get current time signature and transform time_t aka &amp;lt;long long&amp;gt; to bytes.
    vector&amp;lt;unsigned char&amp;gt; h_key = base32_decode(secret); // Transform base32 encoded secret key to decoded bytes.

    unsigned char* out_hmac = new unsigned char[algorithm]; //  Perform openssl function to calculate HMAC-SHA1 hash.
    unsigned int   out_hmac_length;
    const JEVP_MD* emd;
    emd = JEVP_sha1();
    JHMAC(emd, h_key.data(), (int)h_key.size(), h_msg.data(), (int)h_msg.size(), out_hmac, &amp;amp;out_hmac_length);

    string fine = hash_to_TOTP(out_hmac, out_hmac_length, digit);
    delete[] out_hmac;

    return fine; // Calculate TOTP according to RFC standard.
}

std::string TOTP::currentTOTP()
{
    return GenerateTOTP(digit, refreshSeconds, algorithm, secret, getUnixTime());
}
&lt;/code&gt;&lt;/pre&gt;
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		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Terence Eden</name>
							<uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
						</author>

		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Book Review: Are You *Really* The Doctor? by Matthew Hutchinson ★★★⯪☆]]></title>
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		<id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76754</id>
		<updated>2026-10-17T11:26:13Z</updated>
		<published>2026-10-17T11:34:57Z</published>
		<category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Book Review" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="NHS" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="racism" />
		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[A few months ago, I went to see Dr Hutchinson record his stand-up comedy special for the BBC - it&#039;s about his experiences working in the NHS as a Black doctor. As the title of the book implies, some of the public can be a mite suspicious that anyone with even a hint of melanin can rise beyond being a porter or, at a push, a nurse.  Much like Adam Kay&#039;s &#34;This Is Going To Hurt&#34;, this is part…]]></summary>

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&lt;p&gt;A few months ago, I went to see &lt;a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m002vbxx"&gt;Dr Hutchinson record his stand-up comedy special for the BBC&lt;/a&gt; - it's about his experiences working in the NHS as a Black doctor. As the title of the book implies, some of the public can be a mite suspicious that anyone with even a hint of melanin can rise beyond being a porter or, at a push, a nurse.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Much like &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2019/01/book-review-this-is-going-to-hurt/"&gt;Adam Kay's "This Is Going To Hurt"&lt;/a&gt;, this is part biography, part rant about the NHS, and part humorous look at what it takes to be a modern doctor. Hutchinson's book has rather less gallows humour and rather more racism.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The problems of racial inequality in the NHS aren't just focussed on patients; they're also reflected in the way staff are treated. Rather than just recounting all the abuse he's been subject to, the book takes a good look at the actual statistics. Of course, this makes for slightly grim reading at times, so the frequent injections of humour are most welcome.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The UK quite often seems in the shadow of larger cultures. As the book points out:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;This same issue is understudied in the UK – to the point where the absence of research is glaring. While we are clearly not just a little America, we aren’t so different that we can be confident we’re not replicating the same here.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Because of that, at times the book does feel a little bit like the "&lt;a href="https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/we-have-food-at-home"&gt;we have [racism] at home&lt;/a&gt;" meme.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There's an almost relentlessly cheery irreverence to some of the issues - but what else can you do? Sometimes it takes a good dose of comedy to cut through the bleakness. There's a slight streak of ageism within the book - especially when it comes to older doctors trying to use new technology. Although, to be fair, that was also my experience when working at NHSX. There are some people within the system who are desperate for it to remain preserved in aspic as even minor improvements are a threat to their position in the hierarchy.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;A minor grumble, the problem I have with books like this - and with &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2019/05/review-the-secret-barrister/"&gt;The Secret Barrister&lt;/a&gt; - is that a lot of the moaning about how hard it is to become a professional doctor / lawyer just generates a giant shrug from me. Every piece of medical media in the last 50 years talks about how bone-crunchingly hard it is. All I can think of is "none of this should be coming as a surprise to you!" Should it be easier (and less sleep depriving) to be a doctor? Sure! But given it isn't, perhaps dial down on the clichés of how uniquely awful your &lt;em&gt;chosen&lt;/em&gt; career is.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The book isn't just a list of complaints, of course, everything is backed up with statistics (although unreferenced). Thankfully, the book ends with some practical suggestions of how the NHS can improve. It would certainly be interesting to read a version of this from 2046 to see how much has changed - given the improvements already bearing fruit, I'd hope that the UK health service would become much less racist over time.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<author>
			<name>Terence Eden</name>
							<uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Book Review: Africa Is Not A Country - Breaking Stereotypes of Modern Africa by Dipo Faloyin ★★★★⯪]]></title>
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		<id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=72594</id>
		<updated>2026-10-04T21:30:46Z</updated>
		<published>2026-10-16T11:34:14Z</published>
		<category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="africa" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Book Review" />
		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[It&#039;s hard to craft a book with so much righteous indignation - let alone make it funny, accessible, and informative. Nevertheless, Dipo Faloyin has succeeded in writing a spectacular takedown of the myths which are often perpetrated about Africa.  It starts in the best way possible:  [Insert generic African proverb here. Ideally an allegory about a wise monkey and his interaction with a tree,…]]></summary>

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&lt;p&gt;It's hard to craft a book with so much righteous indignation - let alone make it funny, accessible, and informative. Nevertheless, Dipo Faloyin has succeeded in writing a spectacular takedown of the myths which are often perpetrated about Africa.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It starts in the best way possible:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;[Insert generic African proverb here. Ideally an allegory about a wise monkey and his interaction with a tree, or the relationship between the donkey and the ant that surprisingly speaks to grand gestures of valour. Sign it off: Ancient African proverb]&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;How many times have you seen that? Think about all the tropes played out in every Hollywood movie set vaguely in Africa - would you accept the same stereotypes about &lt;em&gt;your&lt;/em&gt; continent?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And yet, it does rely a little too much about &lt;em&gt;internalised&lt;/em&gt; stereotypes:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;The point is: there are a lot of people in Lagos. None of them are shy.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'm sure there's at least one introvert in Lagos who cringes every time people expect them to be boisterous!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The horrors and complexities of colonisation and its aftermath are on display for all to see. In many way, much like cryptobros discovering why banking regulations exist, some African countries are speed-running Europe's history of bloody internecine warfare and mad kings. A predilection that some parts of Europe (and America) are still struggling to move past.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I think it could have benefited from just a few maps or illustrations. I also found some of the language a little… infantilising? The way he capitalises certain phrases like "These Powerful Men In The Capital" felt to me a little out of place. That said, there's some excellent caustic humour and some quite beautiful prose.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;In the end, it shows that while Africa is not a country, the stories are often of different countries tackling the same problems in the same ways. [Insert something about everyone's hearts beating to the rhythm of an African drum, while an elephant wanders into an impossibly huge sunset.]&lt;/p&gt;
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		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Terence Eden</name>
							<uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
						</author>

		<title type="html"><![CDATA[The Internet of Very Cheap Things]]></title>
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		<id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=75776</id>
		<updated>2026-11-01T20:48:47Z</updated>
		<published>2026-10-14T11:34:08Z</published>
		<category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="gadget" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Internet Of Things" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="IoT" /><category scheme="https://shkspr.mobi/blog" term="Smart Home" />
		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Twelve years ago, I was complaining that IoT devices were too expensive.  Last week I bought a colour changing Zigbee lighbulb for £4. Not a typo - less than a fiver.  While the aipocalypse is devouring RAM with its insatiable appetite, Moore&#039;s Law appears to be keeping up its end of the bargain when it comes to domestic gadgetry.  This blog posts compares today&#039;s prices with those from a little …]]></summary>

					<content type="html" xml:base="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/">&lt;p&gt;Twelve years ago, I was &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2014/09/the-internet-of-expensive-things/"&gt;complaining that IoT devices were too expensive&lt;/a&gt;.  Last week I bought a colour changing Zigbee lighbulb for £4. Not a typo - less than a fiver.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;While the aipocalypse is devouring RAM with its insatiable appetite, Moore's Law appears to be keeping up its end of the bargain when it comes to domestic gadgetry.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This blog posts compares today's prices with those from a little over a decade ago. Some of the changes are startling, others less so. I'm basing the prices on what a customer can easily get today from Amazon. Yes, AliExpress is cheaper - but delivery takes and age and returns are a faff. Also, I get delicious affiliate revenue when you click the links which allows me to buy more tech crap to review. Everyone's a winner!&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;h2 id="door-window-sensors"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/#door-window-sensors"&gt;Door / Window Sensors&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I don't know how many doors and windows you have in your property - we have about fifteen, not including internal doors and cupboards. Back then a single sensor cost around £30. Today you can get &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B02mpa9ff"&gt;Zigbee door sensors&lt;/a&gt; for between £15 - £30 &lt;em&gt;for a pack of four&lt;/em&gt;!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Prices are at least quartered. Do you &lt;em&gt;need&lt;/em&gt; a sensor on every cupboard door or drawer? It is useful to be able to check your phone to see if the toilet seat is up or down? These are reaching the price where you might as well hook them up to anything.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="lightbulbs"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/#lightbulbs"&gt;Lightbulbs&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Hue's WiFi lightbulbs were about fifty-quid each. Again, count the number of lights you need in your home and run to your bank-manager for an overdraft!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Today, &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B09UCBQh1"&gt;Hue Bulbs are about £16 each&lt;/a&gt;. That's a pretty steep drop. If you want generic &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B042fOMp3"&gt;Zigbee Bulbs&lt;/a&gt; you can expect to pay a tenner each. That's down to a fifth of the price from 2014. If you're happy buying from AliExpress, they're usually under a fiver.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="smart-electrical-sockets"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/#smart-electrical-sockets"&gt;Smart Electrical Sockets&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It's useful to be able to remotely control a power socket. It used to be the case they'd cost £30 per plug. Nowadays &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B06WYAKty"&gt;smart plugs are about £7.50&lt;/a&gt;. These ones come with energy monitoring and will easily integrate with HomeAssistant and other smarthome controllers.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There's still a limit to the things which can be directly controlled from a socket. That said, I'm love my &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2018/11/building-an-alexa-powered-electric-blanket/"&gt;IoT Electric Blanket&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="bluetooth-finders"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/#bluetooth-finders"&gt;Bluetooth Finders&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The dream is to have a magic tag stuck on everything you might lose. Back in 2014, we thought iBeacons / Eddystones would win out. Sadly that dream died and instead we're stuck with proprietary "Find My" networks from Google and Apple.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The iBeacons were about a tenner each back then. &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B0ehVOGpF"&gt;Today they're £5 - £10 each&lt;/a&gt; depending on the features you want. That's still not cheap enough to attach to every sock - but there's no excuse for losing your keys, wallet, bag, or spouse again.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Annoyingly they don't use an open standard, so you'll need a Google or Apple account to use them.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="nfc-tags"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/#nfc-tags"&gt;NFC Tags&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I still prefer QR codes (free!) to NFC, but I concede they do have their uses. Their capacity and features are much the same as they were a decade ago, but prices have dropped from about 75p per tag &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B09WNLkdw"&gt;down to about 10p-20p per tag&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;At that price, it's just about cheap enough to stick them in every book you own or sew them into all your underpants. Quite &lt;em&gt;why&lt;/em&gt; you'd want to do that is left as an exercise for the reader.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="internet-fridge"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/#internet-fridge"&gt;Internet Fridge&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You know what, I didn't bother looking at the actual cost of an Internet Fridge all those years ago. But earlier this year I got a WiFi enabled tumble dryer. It was as cheap as all the other models and means I can shout "ALEXA! MAKE DRY!" then receive a notification from HomeAssistant when the dry is fully maked.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I hope my next fridge comes with a sensor that alerts me if the door is left open or the freezer is getting too warm. That would be handy.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B0eRlU9jW"&gt;cost of an ESP32&lt;/a&gt; is basically a rounding error for most large appliances, especially when bought in bulk. If it uses electricity, it is probably trivial to add WiFi and Bluetooth.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;h2 id="whats-next"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/#whats-next"&gt;What's Next?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There's probably a realistic limit to how low prices can go while the products still remain safe and durable. For smaller items that appears to be between a fiver in bulk direct from China to about a tenner sourced from a mainstream UK supplier.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;For domestic appliances, there doesn't seem to be any significant extra cost. Take a look at these &lt;a href="https://markselectrical.co.uk/laundry/tumble-dryers/heat-pump?sort=price"&gt;heat pump tumble dryers&lt;/a&gt; - even the cheapest of them comes with an app.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There are a few bits of my home which haven't yet been given their own IP address - although they're mostly towards the mechanical side of things.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Locks

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;There are some &lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B0gkcYQHT"&gt;smart-locks for doors&lt;/a&gt;. I've not seen any for windows. I'm not sure how well I'd trust their security.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Opening / Closing Mechanisms

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;It's a cold day, how do I get my windows to automatically close? Would involved either running wiring everywhere or constantly recharging batteries.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Drawing Curtains

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="https://link.amazon/B01XlBC1d"&gt;These do exist&lt;/a&gt;! But are mainly for blinds. Again, power requirements make this a bit more difficult.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Cooking

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I have a &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2024/03/receive-push-notifications-from-your-rice-cooker/"&gt;smart rice cooker&lt;/a&gt;. For everything else, I have to rely on an Alexa beep-detector to know when my kitchen needs attention.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Water Pipes

&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;I already have a basic leak detector and a smart meter for gas / electric. How about &lt;a href="https://watergate.ai/"&gt;a smart water meter&lt;/a&gt;? Not sure I want to start sawing into my plumbing though!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;

&lt;h2 id="but-i-dont-want-to-live-in-a-smarthome-%f0%9f%98%a1"&gt;&lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/#but-i-dont-want-to-live-in-a-smarthome-%f0%9f%98%a1"&gt;But I Don't Want To Live In A Smarthome 😡&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Literally no one is forcing you. If you don't want your TV to spy on you, it'll work just fine if you don't connect it to your WiFi.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;If you like getting out of bed to make sure you switched off the downstairs lights, that option is still available to you.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There's no law which says you have to connect your solar panels to the web - but I like seeing exciting graphs each day.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I cannot pre-heat my &lt;a href="https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2024/04/toilet-review-better-bathrooms-_27403/"&gt;smart toilet seat&lt;/a&gt;, nor can I change the bidet's water pressure from my phone. That's &lt;em&gt;probably&lt;/em&gt; a good thing?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But I &lt;em&gt;like&lt;/em&gt; gadgets! Sure, some of them are crappy - but I find it fun to get them working with HomeAssistant. Might they get hacked and send all my data to Arstotzka? Meh, they're all on a separate LAN and are connected to things which are unlikely to burn down my house. Might I wake up one day and find that the machine has stopped and my ability to draw my own curtains has atrophied? That's a chance I'm willing to take.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The practical advantage I get from being about to check my security cameras on my phone from the other side of the planet is worth the theoretical risks.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I wonder what other domestic gadgetry will fall prey to the irresistible lure of cheap connectivity?&lt;/p&gt;
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		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Terence Eden</name>
							<uri>https://edent.tel/</uri>
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Book Review: The Thousand Deaths of Romeo and Juliet - Caroline Finch ★★★★★]]></title>
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		<id>https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76683</id>
		<updated>2026-10-13T10:00:03Z</updated>
		<published>2026-10-13T11:34:37Z</published>
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		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[The thing about Romeo and Juliet is that it is a true story. It isn&#039;t literally true, but it is literary true. We see the same motif repeated throughout all cultures and all times. Caroline Lea (writing as Caroline Finch) asks an important question - what if every pair of star-cross&#039;d lovers were reincarnations of the original Verona duo?  The essence of tragedy is that the end is unavoidable.…]]></summary>

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&lt;p&gt;The thing about Romeo and Juliet is that it is a true story. It isn't literally true, but it &lt;em&gt;is&lt;/em&gt; literary true. We see the same motif repeated throughout all cultures and all times. Caroline Lea (writing as Caroline Finch) asks an important question - what if every pair of star-cross'd lovers were reincarnations of the original Verona duo?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The essence of tragedy is that the end is unavoidable. You've probably watched Romeo sup poison a hundred times. It is &lt;em&gt;inevitable&lt;/em&gt; that Juliet will take her own life in response. Horrific! Yet, not only do you refuse to look away, you gleefully seek it out for another viewing. There's a reason why Tony and Maria cannot escape their destinies in West Side Story - something more than fate is pushing them onto a path that will accept no deviation. The only way through is, of course, death.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The Thousand Deaths starts slowly - the first "act" felt like an excuse to retell the classic tale in a new setting. Nothing wrong with that, of course, and it is suffused with lovely writing - but it felt a bit "so what?"&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And then they die.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;As the acts progress and they get closer to the their thousandth death the pace picks up. The writing is absolutely gorgeous, packed with allusions and references for the careful reader (more on that later). The story is heartbreaking - as well you know - and the author has the perfect knack of keeping her characters on just the right side of histrionics.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'd sort of classify this as &lt;em&gt;almost&lt;/em&gt; romantasy. There's an undercurrent of sci-fi and fantasy which can't be ignored - but you can also hear the stirring of the violins in the background. Our hero and heroine come together and are violently broken apart for our insatiable entertainment. Do we care about whether that's good for them? What does it feel like to be a Mercutio forever used as a pawn-sacrifice? Does Tybalt resent his forcible reincarnation into a perpetual baddie? Are we culpable for insisting that they strut upon an endless stage just so we can wipe tears from our eyes?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;The book builds to a fine crescendo. It is heartfelt and &lt;em&gt;utterly&lt;/em&gt; tragic. The ending will, I suspect, divide people. I found it mostly satisfactory and completely in keeping with the rest of the story.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;One final thing - the end notes are &lt;em&gt;superb&lt;/em&gt;. They go through all the references you might have missed, explain where certain phrases came from, and point the curious reader to the books which were an inspiration. Too many authors treat their literary allusions as a precious puzzle and jealously guard them. I'm delighted that Caroline Finch is generous enough to share her secrets with us.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Many thanks to NetGalley for the review copy. The book will be released in 2027 - I strongly recommend putting it on your pre-order list.&lt;/p&gt;
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      "content": "<p>The most interesting thing about these headphones isn't the headphones; it's their case.</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Case.avif\" alt=\"A small headphone case with a colourful touchscreen.\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<p>The good folks at Tozo have sent me a pair of their new ear-blasters. They're a fairly standard pair of in-ear headphones. Sound quality is good, noise cancelling is excellent, battery life is fine. You know, all pretty standard. 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      "content": "<p>At the recent EMFCamp, I bumped in to <a href=\"https://www.kcl.ac.uk/people/kate-devlin\">Professor Kate Devlin</a> who was talking a little about the <a href=\"https://airesistlist.org/\">AI Resist List</a>. I think one of the useful things we can do is loudly complain about shitty uses of AI. Here's an example.</p>\n\n<p>As mentioned in a previous post, I'm <a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/07/google-calendar-unable-to-launch-event-caused-by-missing-dtstamp/\">contacting companies which send malformed calendar invites</a>. One of the organisation I contacted was the British online supermarket Ocado. They don't have an easy way to contact their technical team, and no obvious paths to raise a bug report, so I filled in their usual customer service feedback form. I included a clear statement of the problem and a detailed technical analysis of why I thought it was a problem with their service.</p>\n\n<p>After sending in my message, I received this back from \"Lulu\" at Ocado:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>Thanks for getting in touch and sharing this feedback about our calendar files.</p>\n\n<p>You're entirely right—having a technical glitch pop up when you're trying to organise your delivery is a real pain, so I've made sure to pass your feedback on to our technical and webshop team.</p>\n\n<p>We really appreciate you taking the time to help us improve our service. I hope you have a wonderful rest of your day</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>I mean, that's AI right? It starts with the classic tell of a <a href=\"https://github.com/anthropics/claude-code/issues/3382\">sycophantic agreement</a>.</p>\n\n<p>Next up is the em-dash. <a href=\"https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/10/books/review/em-dash-chatbot-human-language.html\">Beloved by chatbots</a> but almost unheard of in British English style guides.</p>\n\n<p>Finally (and this is hard to quantify) it just doesn't <em>feel</em> like a customer service response. They're usually poorly spelled, have dodgy grammar, and ask a bunch of irrelevant questions. The message gave me no confidence that anyone had looked at the problem and I doubted it had been passed on to a technically competent human.</p>\n\n<p>I immediately got a customer satisfaction survey. Usually I give top marks to humans because, even though <a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2024/01/whats-the-incentive-to-tell-the-truth-on-surveys/\">Net Promoter Score is bullshit</a>, I don't want customer service agents to suffer the indignity of a bad review. But in this survey I vented my spleen - giving crappy 1 ⭐ scores on every metric and complaining vociferously about how <em>rude</em> it is to use an AI to deal with a genuine complaint.</p>\n\n<p>I was both surprised and delighted to receive this back a few days after my invective was sent:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>I saw your survey comment about getting a robotic, AI-generated response previously, and I wanted to reach out personally to apologise. There is nothing more frustrating than pointing out a legitimate bug only to feel like you're talking to a brick wall. I promise you there is a real person typing this out!</p>\n\n<p>Second, I wanted to send a massive thank you for the incredibly detailed diagnostic. It is rare to get feedback that tells us <em>exactly</em> what is broken and how to fix it.</p>\n\n<p>I can assure you that this has been passed to our team to look into. Your feedback is going to make things much smoother for a lot of people, and we really appreciate you taking the extra time to help us get it right.</p>\n\n<p>Thank you again, I do hope that this issue is resolved quickly. If there is anything else I can help with in the meantime, please don't hesitate to get in touch.</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>Perhaps I'm being touchingly naïve, but that <em>feels</em> a lot more human, right? The grammar isn't perfect, the sentences are a bit more rambly, and it appears to have actually engaged with the contents of my message.</p>\n\n<p>I get that having a million irate customer service messages is a hassle. Using AI to triage them probably makes business sense, summarising the verbose ones could be useful for customer service agents, and totting up general themes is almost certainly a sensible way to gather metrics without overloading the workforce.</p>\n\n<p>But using an AI to reply to a human is just disrespectful. It says the organisation values their customer's time at less than their own.</p>\n\n<p>It's OK to call out shitty AI responses and insist that a human engages with you.</p>\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/themes/edent-wordpress-theme/info/okgo.php?ID=73536&HTTP_REFERER=Atom\" alt width=\"1\" height=\"1\" loading=\"eager\">",
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      "id": "https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=75939",
      "title": "Lorem Ipsum Dot Gov Dot UK",
      "description": "I love testing in production. The thrill of accidentally publishing some dummy data - or taking down an entire website - is similar to skydiving without a parachute. Exquisite excitement followed by heart-stopping terror.  Before going live with a new website or service, it's sensible to test how text looks on it.  Most people don't test with readable text - it's too easy for management to start…",
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      "published": "2026-11-02T12:34:00.000Z",
      "updated": "2026-10-23T10:27:50.000Z",
      "content": "<p>I love testing in production. The thrill of accidentally publishing some dummy data - or taking down an entire website - is similar to skydiving without a parachute. Exquisite excitement followed by heart-stopping terror.</p>\n\n<p>Before going live with a new website or service, it's sensible to test how text looks on it.  Most people don't test with <em>readable</em> text - it's too easy for management to start reading the content rather than looking at the layout. So the default is <a href=\"https://www.lipsum.com/\">the Latin text \"Lorem ipsum\"</a>. Latin looks enough like English to get a feel for how text will render - but most people can't read it so they gloss over the words and look at the layout.</p>\n\n<p>Say, it sure would be annoying if those dummy pages ever made their way to production, right?!?</p>\n\n<!-- \n👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋\nYou're now a member of Comment Club! 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Did she enjoy her time working on the <a href=\"https://www.londoncouncils.gov.uk/test-page-example-all-components-do-not-delete\">London Councils' website</a>?</p>\n\n<p><a href=\"https://www.londoncouncils.gov.uk/test-page-example-all-components-do-not-delete\"><img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/Test-Page-Example-of-all-components-DO-NOT-DELETE-London-Councils.webp\" alt=\"Lorem ipsum text, and a link to \"Alice Test Docx\".\" width=\"1177\" height=\"973\" class=\"aligncenter\"></a></p>\n\n<p>Was she friends with <a href=\"https://www.lambeth.gov.uk/henrys-test-subsite-overview\">Henry at Lambeth council</a>? We may never know.</p>\n\n<p>Some of the placeholders eventually become load-bearing. For reasons which remain inscrutable to those who follow, the Elders declared some pages must remain sacrosanct <em>forever!</em></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"https://www.hta.gov.uk/news/news-do-not-delete\"><img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/11/DO-NOT-DELETE.-Human-Tissue-Authority.webp\" alt=\"A page of dummy text on the Human Tissue Authority website with the title \"DO NOT DELETE\".\" width=\"1177\" height=\"973\" class=\"aligncenter\"></a></p>\n\n<p>What would happen if that page were deleted? Would you dare risk it?</p>\n\n<p>Sometimes finding a test page leads to a dead end. 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      "title": "10 Years on Mastodon",
      "description": "As of today, I've been on the Mastodon social network for 10 years. I think that deserves a little reflection and celebration.     Post by <a rel=\"mention\" class=\"u-url mention\" href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Edent\">@Edent</a> View on Mastodon      Social networks often launch in a blaze of glory but limp out of existence within a year or so. How many services have you signed up to, only to gradually drift away from? If you're anything like me, your password…",
      "url": "https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/",
      "published": "2026-11-01T12:34:18.000Z",
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      "content": "<p>As of today, I've been on the Mastodon social network for 10 years. I think that deserves a little reflection and celebration.</p>\n\n<blockquote class=\"mastodon-embed\" data-embed-url=\"https://mastodon.social/@Edent/55342/embed\" style=\"background: #FCF8FF; border-radius: 8px; border: 1px solid #C9C4DA; margin: 0; max-width: 540px; min-width: 270px; overflow: hidden; padding: 0;\"> <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Edent/55342\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"align-items: center; color: #1C1A25; display: flex; flex-direction: column; font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Oxygen, Ubuntu, Cantarell, 'Fira Sans', 'Droid Sans', 'Helvetica Neue', Roboto, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; justify-content: center; letter-spacing: 0.25px; line-height: 20px; padding: 24px; text-decoration: none;\"> <svg xmlns=\"http://www.w3.org/2000/svg\" xmlns:xlink=\"http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink\" width=\"32\" height=\"32\" viewBox=\"0 0 79 75\"><path d=\"M63 45.3v-20c0-4.1-1-7.3-3.2-9.7-2.1-2.4-5-3.7-8.5-3.7-4.1 0-7.2 1.6-9.3 4.7l-2 3.3-2-3.3c-2-3.1-5.1-4.7-9.2-4.7-3.5 0-6.4 1.3-8.6 3.7-2.1 2.4-3.1 5.6-3.1 9.7v20h8V25.9c0-4.1 1.7-6.2 5.2-6.2 3.8 0 5.8 2.5 5.8 7.4V37.7H44V27.1c0-4.9 1.9-7.4 5.8-7.4 3.5 0 5.2 2.1 5.2 6.2V45.3h8ZM74.7 16.6c.6 6 .1 15.7.1 17.3 0 .5-.1 4.8-.1 5.3-.7 11.5-8 16-15.6 17.5-.1 0-.2 0-.3 0-4.9 1-10 1.2-14.9 1.4-1.2 0-2.4 0-3.6 0-4.8 0-9.7-.6-14.4-1.7-.1 0-.1 0-.1 0s-.1 0-.1 0 0 .1 0 .1 0 0 0 0c.1 1.6.4 3.1 1 4.5.6 1.7 2.9 5.7 11.4 5.7 5 0 9.9-.6 14.8-1.7 0 0 0 0 0 0 .1 0 .1 0 .1 0 0 .1 0 .1 0 .1.1 0 .1 0 .1.1v5.6s0 .1-.1.1c0 0 0 0 0 .1-1.6 1.1-3.7 1.7-5.6 2.3-.8.3-1.6.5-2.4.7-7.5 1.7-15.4 1.3-22.7-1.2-6.8-2.4-13.8-8.2-15.5-15.2-.9-3.8-1.6-7.6-1.9-11.5-.6-5.8-.6-11.7-.8-17.5C3.9 24.5 4 20 4.9 16 6.7 7.9 14.1 2.2 22.3 1c1.4-.2 4.1-1 16.5-1h.1C51.4 0 56.7.8 58.1 1c8.4 1.2 15.5 7.5 16.6 15.6Z\" fill=\"currentColor\"></path></svg> <div style=\"color: #787588; margin-top: 16px;\">Post by @Edent@mastodon.social</div> <div style=\"font-weight: 500;\">View on Mastodon</div> </a> </blockquote>\n\n<script data-allowed-prefixes=\"https://mastodon.social/\" async=\"\" src=\"https://mastodon.social/embed.js\"></script>\n\n<p>Social networks often launch in a blaze of glory but limp out of existence within a year or so<sup id=\"fnref:arse\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fn:arse\" class=\"footnote-ref\" title=\"I'm pulling these numbers out of my arse. But, come on, that feels about right, doesn't it?\" role=\"doc-noteref\">0</a></sup>. How many services have you signed up to, only to gradually drift away from? If you're anything like me<sup id=\"fnref:pu\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fn:pu\" class=\"footnote-ref\" title=\"Poor you!\" role=\"doc-noteref\">1</a></sup>, your password manager is a graveyard of unloved services and your MFA app is filled with icons of websites you barely remember.</p>\n\n<p>It could easily have been that way with Mastodon. I gradually drifted away from Slashdot. Despite a promising start, <a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/tag/app-net/\">AppDotNet</a> died an untimely death. Slack works as a meta-social-network - but there are half-a-dozen communities which I know I'll never check in on. Once in a blue moon I'll think about uploading a photo to Flickr. I tried <a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2012/09/i-didnt-quit-twitter-twitter-quit-me/\">quitting Twitter</a> several times - only to walk away cold turkey to prevent my soul being polluted by its filth.</p>\n\n<p>I lurk on LinkedIn mainly to gawp at the brainworms. Threads just pushed too much crap into my feed. I <em>think</em> I have a tumblr and a dozen other social media accounts which fell into disrepair.</p>\n\n<p>So what made Mastodon so sticky for me?</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"silence-brand\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#silence-brand\">Silence Brand</a></h2>\n\n<p>Brands on social networks is an anti-pattern. You cannot be friends with a company.</p>\n\n<p>In the early days of Twitter, brands were <em>desperate</em> to join the global conversation. They saw people complaining about them and wanted to intercede. Sadly that just promoted maladaptive behaviour as people (especially those with large followings) found they could bully brands into submission.</p>\n\n<p>So brands retreated into the only thing they know how to do; advertise.</p>\n\n<p>Mastodon has been remarkably resistant to corporations coming along to plant their flags. The few that are on there are either genuinely interested in the technology or are broadcast only.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"algorithms-and-filters\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#algorithms-and-filters\">Algorithms and Filters</a></h2>\n\n<p>It's wrong to say that Mastodon doesn't have an algorithm. It displays posts in chronological order - that's an algorithm. It has decent enough spam filtering - again, an algorithm. But it never tries to promote far-right hate posts to me.</p>\n\n<p>Even better, it has proper support for a user's personalised filters. I can easily block discussion of politics<sup id=\"fnref:names\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fn:names\" class=\"footnote-ref\" title=\"I am grateful that so many politicians have reasonably unique names!\" role=\"doc-noteref\">2</a></sup> and sport. I can turn off reposts from individual accounts that I follow - you know the guy who reposts every puppy video he finds.</p>\n\n<p>That makes for a relaxing and stress-free experience.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"fun-technology\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fun-technology\">Fun Technology</a></h2>\n\n<p>I wasted years on the Twitter API. While I got some lovely swag from Twitter for faffing about with their tech, it was always clear that certain sections of Twitter's leadership hated that 3rd parties could use their APIs. Similarly, Facebook's API started as fun but quickly descended into a locked-down corporate hellscape.</p>\n\n<p>Mastodon's API is mostly a delight to use. There aren't weird and arbitrary restrictions. Even better, because of the inherent open nature of the Fediverse, I can write my own ActivityPub software to interact with it.</p>\n\n<p><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/08/activitybot-is-the-recipient-of-an-nlnet-grant/\">I'm even getting paid to develop ActivityBot</a>!</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"nice-people\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#nice-people\">Nice People</a></h2>\n\n<p>Most of the people who join Mastodon<sup id=\"fnref:fedi\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fn:fedi\" class=\"footnote-ref\" title=\"Yes, I know it is the Fediverse and they're not all on one platform. Cut me some slack.\" role=\"doc-noteref\">3</a></sup> feel rejected from more corporate social media. They've either made an active choice to try something different or they've been thrown off the mainstream apps. That's (mostly) good - and means that they're invested in making work something that's different.</p>\n\n<p>I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss some of the people from Twitter. I think most of them are on BlueSky now - so I'm on there as well. Think of it like quitting smoking by taking up vaping. Sure, not ideal, but better than the alternative.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"what-it-is-missing\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#what-it-is-missing\">What it is missing</a></h2>\n\n<p>I can't pretend everything is brilliant. In no particular order, here are some of the papercuts which annoy me daily.</p>\n\n<h3 id=\"reply-controls\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#reply-controls\">Reply Controls</a></h3>\n\n<p>BlueSky allows me to set a limit on who can reply to my posts. It is <em>bliss</em>. Sometimes I don't want the world chatting back to me. Yes, there's the ability to restrict who can see my posts in the first place, or who can quote my posts, but it isn't the same.</p>\n\n<h3 id=\"super-block\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#super-block\">Super Block</a></h3>\n\n<p>Similarly, I want to be able to remove replies to me. If someone is being abusive or annoying, I don't want my friends to see that. If I block them, I want their replies to vanish from view in my threads.</p>\n\n<p>I can moderate replies to my blog posts - why can't I moderate replies to my microblog posts?</p>\n\n<h3 id=\"reply-guys\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#reply-guys\">Reply Guys</a></h3>\n\n<p>The two issues above are caused by the same strain of reply-guy. There's something about Mastodon which attracts <a href=\"https://german.millermanschool.com/\">a certain class of person</a>. I get so many replies from people who either have never heard of this Earth concept called humour, or think that their inexpert Googling is helpful, or want to argue about something I haven't said.</p>\n\n<p>It can be infuriating and I understand why it drives people away.</p>\n\n<h3 id=\"geolocation\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#geolocation\">Geolocation</a></h3>\n\n<p>I just think <a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/07/scattered-thoughts-on-social-geolocation/\">social geolocation would be nifty</a>!</p>\n\n<h3 id=\"more-people\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#more-people\">More People</a></h3>\n\n<p>I'm in two minds about this. Services like <a href=\"https://brid.gy/\">Brid.gy</a> allow me to follow my BSky friends on Masto, and vice-versa. Having more people on the Fediverse and away from corporate-owned social media would (hopefully) make it more viable in the long-term.</p>\n\n<p>But more people means more spammers, grifters, and <i lang=\"fr\">agents provocateur</i>. There's a delicate balance to be found - not enough people and the network fails, too many people and it collapses.</p>\n\n<p>I don't know what the right number is.</p>\n\n<p>The nice thing about the Fediverse is that it literally cannot fail completely. Much like IRC survives despite \"everyone\" moving to Discord and WhatsApp, it chugs along in the background. ActivityPub servers will be around for the foreseeable future. So I'll be available on Mastodon (or its successor) until the bitter end.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"heres-to-the-next-ten-years\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#heres-to-the-next-ten-years\">Here's to the next ten years!</a></h2>\n\n<p>I'm looking forward to seeing what happens to Mastodon (and the Fediverse as a whole) by 2036. I am sure it'll have some wobbles, I hope it will see a renaissance, I look forward to shitposting far into the future.</p>\n\n<p>You can follow me on Mastodon - <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@edent\">@edent@mastodon.social</a>.</p>\n\n<div id=\"footnotes\" role=\"doc-endnotes\">\n<hr aria-label=\"Footnotes\">\n<ol start=\"0\">\n\n<li id=\"fn:arse\">\n<p>I'm pulling these numbers out of my arse. But, come on, that feels about right, doesn't it? <a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fnref:arse\" class=\"footnote-backref\" role=\"doc-backlink\">↩︎</a></p>\n</li>\n\n<li id=\"fn:pu\">\n<p>Poor you! <a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fnref:pu\" class=\"footnote-backref\" role=\"doc-backlink\">↩︎</a></p>\n</li>\n\n<li id=\"fn:names\">\n<p>I am grateful that so many politicians have reasonably unique names! <a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fnref:names\" class=\"footnote-backref\" role=\"doc-backlink\">↩︎</a></p>\n</li>\n\n<li id=\"fn:fedi\">\n<p>Yes, I <em>know</em> it is the Fediverse and they're not all on one platform. Cut me some slack. <a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/11/10-years-on-mastodon/#fnref:fedi\" class=\"footnote-backref\" role=\"doc-backlink\">↩︎</a></p>\n</li>\n\n</ol>\n</div>\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/themes/edent-wordpress-theme/info/okgo.php?ID=65267&HTTP_REFERER=Atom\" alt width=\"1\" height=\"1\" loading=\"eager\">",
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      "id": "https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=77063",
      "title": "Gig Review: The Witcher in Concert ★★★★☆",
      "description": "The most common way people experience classical style music these days is via movies and video-games. After seeing The Force Awakens - live in concert, I've become rather a fan of watching movies performed with a live soundtrack.  But what about watching a video game with orchestral accompaniment? We travelled up to Wolverhampton to see \"The Witcher\":  A one-of-a-kind live event that transforms…",
      "url": "https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gig-review-the-witcher-in-concert/",
      "published": "2026-10-31T12:34:18.000Z",
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      "content": "<p>The most common way people experience classical style music these days is via movies and video-games. After seeing <a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2019/11/review-the-force-awakens-live-in-concert/\">The Force Awakens - live in concert</a>, I've become rather a fan of watching movies performed with a live soundtrack.</p>\n\n<p>But what about watching a <em>video game</em> with orchestral accompaniment? We travelled up to Wolverhampton to see \"The Witcher\":</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>A one-of-a-kind live event that transforms the lasting legacy and emotional storytelling of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt into an immersive concert</p></blockquote>\n\n<!-- \n👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋\nWelcome to Comment Club! This top secret bonus material is only available to people who read my HTML comments. \n\nThis was a TOP SECRET date with my wife. She didn't know what we were going to see or where we were going to see it. I'll admit, Wolverhampton isn't the most romantic destination for a mini-break! But the show was an excellent night out.\n\nWhat's the best concert you've been to with a date?\n\nOK, the three rules of comment club are…\n\n1. You must not tell anyone about Comment Club - let them find out about it themselves.\n2. You *must* add some Comment Club Content to at least one of your blog posts. Doesn't have to be much, just a little note will do.\n3. You should drop an email to anyone whose comments you've read. Start by sending me a friendly message at comment.club@shkspr.mobi\n\nKeep looking out for more comments in future blog posts 😃\n\nTTFN.\n-->\n\n<p>Obviously you can't have someone sat there with a PS5 controller while a band plays (although that'd be a hell of a Twitch stream!) instead a large screen projects various cut-scenes and in-game footage.  It works pretty well - most of the popular scenes are in there (Geralt in the bathtub got a big cheer) although there was no hyper-extended Gwent session. The videos were a <em>little</em> repetitive. Some of the music is obviously composed to be swelling in the background and so repeated shots of swords looking cool or Geralt looking grumpy were sprinkled throughout.</p>\n\n<p>The highlight was seeing <a href=\"https://percival.pl/percival/?lang=en\">Percival Schuttenbach</a> play a variety of instruments with absolute joy and gusto. The entire band look like they're having a whale of a time, and the conductor encouraged us to whoop and cheer for our favourite scenes (with perhaps a few boos for some of the more notorious enemies).</p>\n\n<p>As soundtracks go, it isn't particularly varied. There's a decent mix of tunes, some with singing, but they do tend to blur into one after a while. Nevertheless, a brilliant time for fans of the game who want to soak up the music.</p>\n\n<p>The Witcher in Concert is on tour around the world now.</p>\n\n<iframe title=\"The Witcher in Concert | Trailer\" width=\"620\" height=\"349\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/VTsQzz2ukXA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen=\"\"></iframe>\n\n<h2 id=\"pre-and-post-show\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gig-review-the-witcher-in-concert/#pre-and-post-show\">Pre- and Post-Show</a></h2>\n\n<p>There was a merchandise stall hidden in one corner of the venue. Between doors opening and the start of the show (about an hour) a video looped through three screens - one of which encouraged up to share our photos with a hashtag. That's fine, but a few more videos wouldn't have gone amiss.</p>\n\n<p>After the show, the conductor said the band would stick around for selfies - which was nice of them.</p>\n\n<p>A touring show like this probably can't spare too much space for large scale models for people to pose with, or a couple of cosplayers to photograph, but it might have been nice if there were <em>something</em> to interact with before and after the show.</p>\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/themes/edent-wordpress-theme/info/okgo.php?ID=77063&HTTP_REFERER=Atom\" alt width=\"1\" height=\"1\" loading=\"eager\">",
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      "title": "Book Review: The God of Small Things by Arundhati Roy ★★☆☆☆",
      "description": "I did not care for this one bit. I found it cloying, infantilising, and far too circuitous.  It starts off as a bit of an overwritten melodrama, where every phrase is a delicious flower waiting to bloom, but ends up being a over-sugared mess with a rotten heart. Parts are just exhausting to read, with no time to catch your breath between scenes. That can work in some books when spaced out -…",
      "url": "https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/book-review-the-god-of-small-things-by-arundhati-roy/",
      "published": "2026-10-30T12:34:22.000Z",
      "updated": "2026-10-27T21:11:03.000Z",
      "content": "<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/gost.webp\" alt=\"Book cover.\" width=\"200\" class=\"alignleft\">\n\n<p>I did not care for this one bit. I found it cloying, infantilising, and far too circuitous.</p>\n\n<p>It starts off as a bit of an overwritten melodrama, where every phrase is a delicious flower waiting to bloom, but ends up being a over-sugared mess with a rotten heart. Parts are just exhausting to read, with no time to catch your breath between scenes. That can work in some books when spaced out - here I just found it annoying.</p>\n\n<p>My main problem with it, though, is that it feels like it is <em>entirely</em> exposition. Because of the (unnecessarily) jumbled order of the story, every paragraph feels like it is introducing us to something or someone. Rather than progress the plot, I felt like I was being drip-fed morsels for what was coming up. In the end, the story just isn't interesting enough to support that.</p>\n\n<p>Parts of the writing are gorgeous, but they're in service of so little that it seems like an unfair sleight of hand; you're too busy admiring the prose to realise how dull and uneventful everything is. The repetition hammers away like a vocal tic - wearing out its welcome by the tenth occurrence. The mannered spelling, punctuation, and extemporising is similarly grating after a while.</p>\n\n<p>I don't mind characters being unsympathetic - but every single one is painted as a monster or a simpleton. It's hard to keep reading when nearly all the main characters are so relentlessly unlikeable. I know I'm not a big fan of sad or upsetting books, but there was so <em>little</em> joy or happiness in this one that I felt grimy reading it.  Afterwards I was left wondering what the point of it was. I do not doubt that the depictions of casteism were well done but, again, to what end?</p>\n\n<p>I read this for a book club and wondered what my fellow readers made of it. All of us found it a challenging read, with most raising similar criticisms to mine. We all found the prose to be  beautiful but the plot lacking. Only one of use gave it a positive review - but we all agreed it was a fascinating book to discuss.</p>\n\n<p>Perhaps we were all just philistines? Yet each of us came up with a compelling reason why we found it so unpalatable. There truly was something for everyone to complain about.</p>\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/themes/edent-wordpress-theme/info/okgo.php?ID=76302&HTTP_REFERER=Atom\" alt width=\"1\" height=\"1\" loading=\"eager\">",
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      "title": "Gadget Review: SoundPEATS CC3 Pro Bluetooth Headphones ★★★★⯪",
      "description": "These are easily the most comfortable headphones I've worn. I've literally had them clipped around my ears all day without noticing them.    The good folks at SoundPEATS have sent me their latest cans to wrap around my lugs. I'm a big fan of these new-style \"clip on\" headphones. Rather than encasing your ears, or sticking way down into the wax-mines, these clip over your ear. It isn't a tight…",
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      "published": "2026-10-28T12:34:54.000Z",
      "updated": "2026-10-26T11:24:58.000Z",
      "content": "<p>These are easily the <em>most</em> comfortable headphones I've worn. I've literally had them clipped around my ears all day without noticing them.</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/ccpro3.webp\" alt=\"Clip on headphones.\" width=\"2048\" height=\"1152\" class=\"alignleft\">\n\n<p>The good folks at <a href=\"https://soundpeats.com/en-gb\">SoundPEATS</a> have sent me their latest cans to wrap around my lugs. I'm a big fan of these new-style \"clip on\" headphones. Rather than encasing your ears, or sticking way down into the wax-mines, these clip over your ear. It isn't a tight grip like a paperclip - more like the gentle caress of a tender but firm lover who wants only to delicately pinch your ears.</p>\n\n<p>Look - it's hard writing about this stuff, OK?! Grab a pair and try them; you'll see what I mean. Here's a picture of an attractive model to give you an idea.</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/female-model.webp\" alt=\"Woman with clip on headphones.\" width=\"999\" height=\"576\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<h2 id=\"specs\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#specs\">Specs</a></h2>\n\n<p>All the usual things you'd expect from headphones. AAC and SBC audio codecs are standard, it'll also do LDAC - which will get you higher quality but at the expense of battery life and the ability to connect to multiple devices at once.</p>\n\n<p>The case recharges via USB-C, the battery seems fairly chunky and will quick-charges the headphones. 10 minutes in the case will give them 3 hours of playback.</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Product-shot.webp\" alt=\"Product shot showing the headphones and case.\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<p>Each clip has a button - you can change what they do in the supplied app.</p>\n\n<p>IPX6 should be good for wearing in the rain, but you can't go swimming in them.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"useful-features\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#useful-features\">Useful Features</a></h2>\n\n<p>We all know what headphones can do - play audio, provide a microphone, and let you control the audio coming from your device. The CC3 Pro also have a few other smart features.</p>\n\n<p>Like most decent battery-powered headphones, they will automatically switch off after a predetermined period without use.</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Scheduled-off.webp\" alt=\"Screenshot of scheduled off functionality.\" width=\"504\" height=\"616\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<p>There's a privacy mode which adds an EQ filter to reduce sound leakage. It works, but does make the sound slightly murkier.</p>\n\n<p>There's a button on each one - you can use the app to set actions for tap, double-tap, triple-tap, and long press.</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Custom-gestures.webp\" alt=\"Screenshot of custom gestures settings.\" width=\"504\" height=\"751\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<p>The case supports wireless charging, so you can chuck it on any charging puck for a quick top-up.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"comfort\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#comfort\">Comfort</a></h2>\n\n<p>Outstanding. After a few minutes you will genuinely forget that you're wearing them. Shake your head as hard as you like and they will not fall off. Here's a genuine photo of me doing some manly exercises while wearing them.</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/male-model.webp\" alt=\"Male model, slightly sweaty, wearing headphones.\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<h2 id=\"sound-quality\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#sound-quality\">Sound Quality</a></h2>\n\n<p>Excellent - with a couple of caveats. These are open-ear devices. You can hear the world around you. That is by design and is extremely useful if you need to be aware of your surroundings. You can't block out the world or do active noise cancelling. I was not a fan of the default EQ. The bass wasn't bassy enough for me. It's easy enough to change in <a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#the-app\">the app</a> - but that does require a login.</p>\n\n<p>Voice quality when speaking on the phone was also good. The people I spoke to could hear me clearly and with minimal background noise.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"android\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#android\">Android</a></h2>\n\n<p>Piece of cake. Open the case, press the button on the back, they're ready to pair.</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Android.webp\" alt=\"Android showing HD Audio.\" width=\"504\" height=\"462\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<p>Sound quality was great, my voice transmitted just fine, and I could easily play/pause and adjust the volume.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"linux\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#linux\">Linux</a></h2>\n\n<p>Again, dead easy. Ubuntu detected and paired with them instantly.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"the-app\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#the-app\">The App</a></h2>\n\n<p>I've complained to SoundPEATS before about their lousy app. The best thing I can say about it is that you don't <em>have</em> to use it. It's handy for downloading the occasional firmware update and fiddling with the setting. But that's about it.</p>\n\n<p>It obnoxiously insists on needing an Internet connection to change <em>some</em> settings. Stuck on a train in the middle of nowhere and want to adjust your EQ? Tough. Similarly, some functionality is gated behind a login wall - such as the custom EQ and custom sound effects.</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Login-to-get-more.webp\" alt=\"Screenshot showing log in to get more.\" width=\"504\" height=\"705\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<p>Thankfully, the rest of the app is fairly simple to use and will work offline. You can adjust what the buttons do, for example:</p>\n\n<p>Weirdly, you can also download other people's EQ settings.</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/EQ-Marketplace.webp\" alt=\"Screenshot of the EQ marketplace.\" width=\"504\" height=\"892\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<p>There's also a firmware update and a bunch of other things to flick on and off.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"downsides\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#downsides\">Downsides</a></h2>\n\n<p>Other than the app, there are a few niggles which are only slightly annoying.</p>\n\n<p>Firstly, they don't pause when you take them out of your ear. That's a feature which was on <a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2025/11/gadget-review-soundpeats-clip1-cuff-headphones/\">the first set of SoundPeats</a> I had and is sorely missed.</p>\n\n<p>Secondly, the default sound profile wasn't very bass heavy. A bit of fiddling in the app and they sounded much better.</p>\n\n<p>While they do charge in either slot within the case, they're incompatible with previous SoundPeats cases. The risk with smaller manufacturers like this is that you won't be able to find a cheap replacement case if you need it.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"price\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-soundpeats-cc3-pro-bluetooth-headphones/#price\">Price</a></h2>\n\n<p>Launch price is about £75 / €80. That's getting towards the upper end of what I think is acceptable for headphones like this.</p>\n\n<p>Readers of this blog can use code <code>PRCC3PRO</code> for an <em>extra</em> 10% off at <a href=\"https://link.amazon/B06umgpc8\">Amazon UK</a> or other <a href=\"https://link.amazon/B06umgpc8\">international Amazon stores</a>. The code should work from today until 30th November 2026.</p>\n\n<p>Ultimately, these are ridiculously comfortable headphones. 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      "id": "https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76955",
      "title": "Book Review: You Could Do Something Amazing with Your Life [You Are Raoul Moat] - Andrew Hankinson ★★★★☆",
      "description": "It is hard to write a book in the second person. It is even harder to make it this good. It would have been easier to write a salacious cash-in with a dozen shocking revelations in each chapter. Instead, Andrew Hankinson attempts to use Raoul Moat's own words to build up a picture of the man.  You have nine days and your whole life to prove you are more than a callous murderer.  Go.  It is…",
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      "published": "2026-10-27T12:34:53.000Z",
      "updated": "2026-10-25T12:10:21.000Z",
      "content": "<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/9781911344322.webp\" alt=\"Book cover featuring a cherubic boy smiling at the camera.\" width=\"200\" class=\"alignleft\">\n\n<p>It is hard to write a book in the second person. It is even harder to make it this good. It would have been easier to write a salacious cash-in with a dozen shocking revelations in each chapter. Instead, Andrew Hankinson attempts to use Raoul Moat's own words to build up a picture of the man.</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>You have nine days and your whole life to prove you are more than a callous murderer.</p>\n\n<p>Go.</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>It is written with sympathy, but without being sympathetic. A stream of consciousness interrupted only occasionally by the voice of god [it probably isn't god] to provide clarity to an unreliable narrator. The paranoia and delusion come streaming off the page, couched in a tone of voice that exudes reasonableness. It doesn't glorify the man, nor does it make excuses for him, instead it asks you to consider what you choices you could have made under similar circumstances.</p>\n\n<p>Almost every sentence is set up as a challenge to the reader. Is this man telling the truth? If so, are his actions understandable or explainable? If not, where is the truth and how would you know? When someone has such a fundamental disconnect from reality, when their model of the world and human interactions is so broken, what can society do to help?</p>\n\n<p>From Moat's point of view, he is the Biblical Job. A callous god tests and torments him. Beset by challenges he never loses faith even after the all the world can throw at him. The god [in parentheses] is <em>also</em> an unreliable narrator. The author has built upon all the official reports, the suicide notes, the rambling messages, and interviews with contemporaries. But, as is acknowledged, we can never truly know what goes on in someone's head; we can only judge their actions and their aftermath.</p>\n\n<p>A constant drumbeat is the way Moat claims he was repeatedly victimised by the police. Given all his other delusions, the reader might easily conclude that this is yet another piece of self-pitying nonsense. And yet, when discussing how Moat actually died there <em>does</em> appear to be a conspiracy of silence. The police's behaviour and attitudes are exactly what you would expect from people perpetrating a cover-up.</p>\n\n<p>Naturally, this is a depressing and often upsetting read. It reminds me of the autobiography <a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2018/08/week-notes-5/#non-fiction\">Mini and Me</a> about a child arsonist. In both that book and this, we witness people being offered help and refusing it. Much like <a href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parable_of_the_drowning_man\">the parable of the drowning man</a> it seems people often overlook the helping hand.</p>\n\n<p>Are you responsible for this? The start of the book describes Moat reaching out for psychiatric help. He is offered an appointment but never turns up. He's offered another one, but still doesn't attend. Whereupon the offer of help is withdrawn. Our society strongly favours individual responsibility. Autonomy is to be persevered for all but the most extreme cases. Should Moat have been forcibly removed from home and made to attend his appointments?</p>\n\n<p>Do you want to live in a society where missing a few meetings with a social worker results in you being detained against your will? Are you happy to accept his attacks as a price worth paying for your freedom?</p>\n\n<p>If a journalist took words you'd written in the heat of the moment, would it paint you in a terrible light? How confident are you that you know the truth of any situation? Are you lying to yourself right now?</p>\n\n<p>This is an excellent and provocative book. I picked this up after <a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/robmanuel.b3ta.com/post/3mxdzridrm22p\">seeing Rob Manuel post about it</a>. I like the idea of an informal online book club! If someone wants to set one up, please do invite me.</p>\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/themes/edent-wordpress-theme/info/okgo.php?ID=76955&HTTP_REFERER=Atom\" alt width=\"1\" height=\"1\" loading=\"eager\">",
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      "id": "https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76940",
      "title": "Theatre Review: Opera UnTouched's \"The Telephone\" ★★★★★",
      "description": "Why shouldn't an opera be set in an office? Not merely set there; performed there! On Saturday night, a couple of dozen audience members were ushered in to a genuine office in Tooting to watch a short comic opera by Opera UnTouched. It was a burst of sunshine in a rainy day.  We're at Ben's leaving party. A flustered woman is busy on the telephone. Will Ben ever get her attention?  Both Grace…",
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      "published": "2026-10-26T12:34:15.000Z",
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      "content": "<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/telephone.jpg\" alt=\"A bright pink poster featuring a telephone.\" width=\"240\" class=\"alignleft\">\n\n<p>Why <em>shouldn't</em> an opera be set in an office? Not merely <em>set</em> there; <strong>performed</strong> there! On Saturday night, a couple of dozen audience members were ushered in to a genuine office in Tooting to watch a short comic opera by Opera UnTouched. It was a burst of sunshine in a rainy day.</p>\n\n<p>We're at Ben's leaving party. A flustered woman is busy on the telephone. Will Ben ever get her attention?</p>\n\n<p>Both <a href=\"https://encoremusicians.com/Grace-Watkins\">Grace Watkins</a> & <a href=\"https://www.stephenwhitford.co.uk/\">Stephen Whitford</a> are astonishingly good opera singers. They cover all the tropes, hit all the notes, and interact well with the audience.</p>\n\n<p>I know that <a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2025/10/every-theatre-show-is-immersive/\">every production now claims it is immersive</a> - but here, it genuinely is! The audience wanders through the set to get to the seats scattered around the office, there's a naff PowerPoint presentation projected on to the wall, a leaving card is waiting for us to sign, the singers prance among us.</p>\n\n<p>Just intensely joyful.</p>\n\n<p>My only real criticism it that it is too short! I suspect it is designed to be a pop-up experience, fringe show, or performed during a break in the corporate drudgery. I'd've gladly watched a full length production and traipsed through a series of office spaces to get the the next scene.</p>\n\n<p>You can <a href=\"https://www.instagram.com/operauntouched/reel/DerzyjVR_b_/\">watch excerpts on Instagram</a>.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"pre-and-post-show\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/theatre-review-opera-untoucheds-the-telephone/#pre-and-post-show\">Pre- and Post-Show</a></h2>\n\n<p>As I've written about before, <a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2024/12/the-art-of-the-pre-show-and-post-show/\">theatrical shows need to do something special to warm up their audiences</a>. Opera UnTouched had a tough job with an audience drenched in London's rain.</p>\n\n<p>The \"office manager\" ushered us in to the space and told us that it was Ben's last day, so we were all welcome at his leaving drinks. It being a modern office, we were each given a lanyard to wear throughout the show (which also sneakily doubled as an audience feedback QR).</p>\n\n<p>As it was a party, as we wandered round the office space, we were each handed a glass of Prosecco - what a lovely touch! There's a reason your Chinese takeaway comes with \"free\" prawn crackers; receiving a gift makes you feel cherished. For the cost of a few dozen reusable plastic flutes and all of about 73p worth of fizz each, the audience were positively beaming by the time the show started.</p>\n\n<p>Why can't more shows do that? OK, it might eat in to the takings at the bar. But a welcome drink on arrival is such an easy way to win over the audience.</p>\n\n<p>As for post-show, there was the obligatory plea to fill in the feedback form. Charmingly, after receiving rapturous applause, the cast and creatives came back and were happy to chat to the audience and discuss the show.</p>\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/themes/edent-wordpress-theme/info/okgo.php?ID=76940&HTTP_REFERER=Atom\" alt width=\"1\" height=\"1\" loading=\"eager\">",
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      "title": "Gadget Review: LiberNovo Omni - the USB-C powered office chair ★★★★⯪",
      "description": "Whenever a company asks me to review their gadgets, I always ask if it is USB-C powered. If not, I'm not interested. So, welcome to the future where your chair is USC-C rechargeable!  WHAT?!    The LiberNovo Omni looks like a standard office chair - but has two secret features.  First, is that it is exceedingly comfortable. Full foam cushions, lovely headrest, and a recline which almost gets you…",
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      "published": "2026-10-25T12:34:01.000Z",
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      "content": "<p>Whenever a company asks me to review their gadgets, I always ask if it is USB-C powered. If not, I'm not interested. So, welcome to the future where your chair is USC-C rechargeable!</p>\n\n<p>WHAT?!</p>\n\n<!-- \n👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋\nWelcome to Comment Club! This top secret bonus material is only available to people who read my HTML comments. \n\nI get a lot of random companies asking me to review their stuff. Sometimes it is bargain basement crap, but once in a while there's something like this. Is it *really* worth a grand? Well, seats like this aren't cheap and the competition is around that price. But yeeeeeesh! I do love sitting on it though.\n\nOK, the three rules of comment club are…\n\n1. You must not tell anyone about Comment Club - let them find out about it themselves.\n2. You *must* add some Comment Club Content to at least one of your blog posts. Doesn't have to be much, just a little note will do.\n3. You should drop an email to anyone whose comments you've read. Start by sending me a friendly message at comment.club@shkspr.mobi\n\nKeep looking out for more comments in future blog posts 😃\n\nTTFN.\n-->\n\n<p>The LiberNovo Omni looks like a standard office chair - but has two secret features.</p>\n\n<p>First, is that it is exceedingly comfortable. Full foam cushions, lovely headrest, and a recline which almost gets you horizontal.</p>\n\n<p>Second, it is USB-C powered. There's a small battery pack which plugs in to the chair. Why? Read on!</p>\n\n<p>OK, let's start at the beginning.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"assembly\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#assembly\">Assembly</a></h2>\n\n<p>Flat-pack chairs like this are normally notoriously hard to assemble. The LiberNovo bucks that trend - not only does it include a how-to video, it prints the instructions on a MASSIVE piece of cardboard.</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Big-instructions.webp\" alt=\"Massive instructions on a big bit of card printed in colour.\" width=\"1024\" height=\"771\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<p>I'm used to peering at tiny black-and-white diagrams in a flimsy paper booklet. IKEA could learn a thing or two from this.</p>\n\n<p>The screws are all labelled and a hex-driver is included. What's an even nicer touch, however, is some safety gloves:</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Screws-and-gloves.webp\" alt=\"Screws in labelled pouches, a driver, and a pair of white gloves.\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<p>That's the sort of thing which doesn't cost much to the manufacturer, but is such a thoughtful gesture. There's nothing <em>too</em> sharp as you assemble, but who wants to cover their new chair in blood, eh?</p>\n\n<p>The parts come in two large boxes, but there aren't that many separate bits.</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/ready-for-assembly.webp\" alt=\"All the bits, ready for assembly.\" width=\"1024\" height=\"629\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<p>Building it took about half an hour. It's easier with a friend to help - as are most things in life - but doesn't require much skill.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"go-back-to-the-usb-c-part-again-please\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#go-back-to-the-usb-c-part-again-please\">Go Back To The USB-C Part Again Please?</a></h2>\n\n<p>The battery pack is a 2200mAh unit with a USB-C port to recharge. It connects in to the chair with this slightly unusual connector:</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Battery.webp\" alt=\"A battery pack with a handle.\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<p>The internals of the chair have a USB-C cable to connect everything up.</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/USB-C-Up-The-BUM.webp\" alt=\"USB-C cable protruding from the chair - it looks like it goes RIGHT UP YOUR BUM!\" width=\"2475\" height=\"2475\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<p><em>LOL!</em></p>\n\n<h2 id=\"yes-but-why-does-a-chair-need-a-battery-pack\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#yes-but-why-does-a-chair-need-a-battery-pack\">YES BUT WHY DOES A CHAIR NEED A BATTERY PACK??!?!</a></h2>\n\n<p>On the side of the left arm-rest are three buttons.</p>\n\n<p>Two of them move the lumbar-support up and down. Depending on how your back is feeling and how far you are reclined, you can adjust the the back-support position.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"and-the-3rd-button\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#and-the-3rd-button\">And the 3rd button?</a></h2>\n\n<p>That's the build-in back massager, silly!</p>\n\n<p><video autoplay=\"\" loop=\"\" muted=\"\" src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/omni-back-massage.mp4\"></video></p>\n\n<h2 id=\"is-that-useful\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#is-that-useful\">Is that useful?</a></h2>\n\n<p>Yes. Being able to instantly adjust the back support without having to twist around is fantastic, especially for those of us reaching a certain age.</p>\n\n<p>The \"massage\" feature essentially just moves the support up and down for five minutes before returning to its previous location. When sat upright, it feels great. But the real benefit is when you're laying down.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"how-flat-does-this-thing-go\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#how-flat-does-this-thing-go\">How flat does this thing go?</a></h2>\n\n<p>160° - not quite flat, but good enough when you're taking a break from Typing Real Hard. You don't want a photo of me sprawled out, so LiberNovo have helpfully provided some stock photos of much better looking folk.</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/recline.webp\" alt=\"Guy leaning all the way back on the chair.\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<p>It is incredibly stable. At no point did it tip over or feel like it was going to deposit me on the floor. What really helps is the included foot stall.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"no-feets-on-seats\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#no-feets-on-seats\">No Feets On Seats</a></h2>\n\n<p>Unsurprisingly, this is <em>not</em> USB-C powered. A sturdy plastic footrest with a deeply padded leg rest on top.</p>\n\n<p>Again, assembly was a cinch - follow the large printed instructions and clip it together. It's rated for 40㎏, so you shouldn't stand on it but it is more than enough to rest your weary legs.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"price\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#price\">Price</a></h2>\n\n<p>I hope you're sitting down for this.</p>\n\n<p>Direct from LiberNovo, you can expect to <a href=\"https://uk.libernovo.com/pages/libernovo-omni-dynamic-ergonomic-chair\">pay around £700</a> - although there are bundles with extra batteries, the footrest, and even an eye mask which will shoot that price up. You can get the <a href=\"https://link.amazon/B04FRSESZ\">full bundle on Amazon for around £1,000</a>.</p>\n\n<p>There's two ways to look at that price. Firstly, youch. But, alternatively, that's still cheaper than a Herman Miller Aeron. And Herm's doesn't come with a built-in lumbar massage.</p>\n\n<p>(There is also an upgraded version which has a built in fan under the seat. Personally, I suggest eating a healthier diet.)</p>\n\n<p>I can't deny that's a chunk of change. If you're anything like me, you probably spend most of your day sat down. You might as well sit on something comfortable.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"final-thoughts\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-libernovo-omni-chair/#final-thoughts\">Final Thoughts</a></h2>\n\n<p>Having the back-rest adjustable via arm-rest buttons is a genius touch. I just wish it went further. I'd love a control panel (or, dare I say it, app) which let me adjust the seat height, recline, headrest position etc. Who can be bothered with fiddly manual levers when electricity can do the work for us?</p>\n\n<p>Building this chair was a breeze - and it was delightful to get a pair of safety gloves with it.</p>\n\n<p>The chair is extraordinarily comfortable and the back massage, while not on the level of a \"shiatsu\" style heated massage pillow, is delightfully pleasant. Would I lie all the way back and sleep in it? Yeah! Certainly more comfortable than an economy airline seat.</p>\n\n<p>If you spend a lot of time sitting at your computer, your arse deserves something supportive. Your back deserves some love too. 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      "id": "https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76286",
      "title": "Book Review: Get Ahead of Being Dead by Evie King ★★★★☆",
      "description": "After reading Evie King's previous book Ashes To Admin - Tales from the Caseload of a Council Funeral Officer I was eager to read her not-quite-a-sequel.  We know what happens after death; paperwork. Gas bills need to be cancelled, funeral wishes need to be carried out, money needs to be apportioned between warring family members. When you die, you won't be there to experience the annoyance and …",
      "url": "https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/book-review-get-ahead-of-being-dead-by-evie-king/",
      "published": "2026-10-24T11:34:25.000Z",
      "updated": "2026-10-04T20:07:29.000Z",
      "content": "<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/get-ahead-of-being-dead.webp\" alt=\"Book cover featuring living and dying flowers.\" width=\"200\" class=\"alignleft\">\n\n<p>After reading Evie King's previous book <a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/02/book-review-ashes-to-admin-tales-from-the-caseload-of-a-council-funeral-officer-by-evie-king/\">Ashes To Admin - Tales from the Caseload of a Council Funeral Officer</a> I was eager to read her not-quite-a-sequel.</p>\n\n<p>We know what happens after death; paperwork. Gas bills need to be cancelled, funeral wishes need to be carried out, money needs to be apportioned between warring family members. When you die, you won't be there to experience the annoyance and distress - but other people will. So do you help them or not?</p>\n\n<p>This book is a chatty and informal guide to how to set out your wishes - including that you have no wishes.</p>\n\n<p>Much like her previous book, it cheerfully mixes anecdotes about death with a powerful political message about how we treat the dead (and, I suppose, nearly dead).</p>\n\n<p>It is one of those rare eBooks which is probably better as a <em>paper</em> book because the end of every chapter has a few dozen questions to fill in. Some are seemingly banal (library card number) and other potentially a little distressing (who do you <em>not</em> want invited to your funeral). The aim is to keep the answers somewhere prominent so that, come the inevitable, there's a one-stop-shop for all your deadmin.</p>\n\n<p>Evie does an excellent job of making the slightly terrifying first steps accessible and approachable. It's fully trans, non-binary, and poly inclusive. It doesn't shy away from some of the more uncomfortable aspects of death, but it really does feel like the author is having a coffee & natter with you.</p>\n\n<p>The style won't be for everyone. I think I'd rather have this as just a plain list of questions. But, then again, I <em>did</em> find it compelling to read the stories about what happens when things go wrong. So maybe I don't know myself as well as I think. Say, what song <em>do</em> I want playing at my funeral?</p>\n\n<!-- \n👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋\nWelcome to Comment Club! If this is your first time - hello! This content is only available to people who read my HTML comments.\n\nThere's an a cappella version of \"Because\" by The Beatles. That'll do as a funeral song. But, I kinda guess I won't be there to enjoy it, so I'll play it for myself now.\n\nAnyway, the three rules of Comment Club are…\n\n1. You must not tell anyone about Comment Club - let them find out about it themselves.\n2. You *must* add some Comment Club Content to at least one of your blog posts. Doesn't have to be much, just a little note will do.\n3. You should drop an email to anyone whose comments you've read. Start by sending me a friendly message at comment.club@shkspr.mobi\n\nKeep your eyes peeled for more comments in my other blog posts 😃\n\nTTFN.\n-->\n\n<p>There's no doubt this is a slightly challenging and provocative read - but you should absolutely buy a copy for yourself and fill it in. Whether you buy it for your friends and relatives…</p>\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/themes/edent-wordpress-theme/info/okgo.php?ID=76286&HTTP_REFERER=Atom\" alt width=\"1\" height=\"1\" loading=\"eager\">",
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      "id": "https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76842",
      "title": "More phishing messages via Booking.com and Novotel",
      "description": "A few days ago I booked a Novotel hotel on Booking.com - two days later I received these phishing messages via WhatsApp. Both knew my exact name, phone number, location of stay, and date of stay.  Luckily, both were fairly inept. Let's take a quick look at them.  The first came from a Portuguese business account.    Obviously the name doesn't match that of the large chain hotel I booked with. The …",
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      "published": "2026-10-23T11:34:15.000Z",
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      "content": "<p>A few days ago I booked a Novotel hotel on Booking.com - two days later I received these phishing messages via WhatsApp. Both knew my exact name, phone number, location of stay, and date of stay.</p>\n\n<p>Luckily, both were fairly inept. Let's take a quick look at them.</p>\n\n<p>The first came from a Portuguese business account.</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Spam1.webp\" alt=\"Spam message from a Portuguese business.\" width=\"490\" height=\"1452\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<p>Obviously the name doesn't match that of the large chain hotel I booked with. The domain name doesn't look anything like what I'd expect from either Booking.com or Novotel. They note this isn't an emergency - presumably to bypass the warnings that you shouldn't act on any message trying to convey a sense of urgency. The \"Cancel\" button on the bottom makes this look more genuine though.</p>\n\n<p>The second one is slightly different.</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Spam2.webp\" alt=\"A similar message from a UK spammer.\" width=\"504\" height=\"1101\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<p>This is from a much more generic business account, albeit a UK-based one. The date is formatted differently. There's no cancel button. But the wording is identical.</p>\n\n<p>So are these both from the <em>same</em> scammer?</p>\n\n<p>The domains were both registered on the same day - the 21st of October - within hours of each other. They're both protected by CloudFlare, but were registered at two different registrars - one Chinese and one Japanese. Lots of scammers use CloudFlare (who seem to relish in being the protectors of all sorts of unsavoury characters). A smart scammer would register their domains on multiple registrars to avoid all of them getting banned at once. So that's a bit inconclusive.</p>\n\n<p>Looking at the source code for the pages, they appear to be identical.</p>\n\n<p>That means one of two things:</p>\n\n<ol>\n<li>There is one incompetent scammer who doesn't keep a record of which messages they've sent to which victims.</li>\n<li>There are multiple scammers who are all using the same \"off the shelf\" phishing kit.</li>\n</ol>\n\n<p>But how did my data leak in the first place?</p>\n\n<p>The first place to look, as always, is within. My Booking.com account uses a strong and unique password. It has a unique email address tied to it. I have MFA via an authenticator app. I regularly use the \"Sign out of other sessions\" options in the Booking.com app.</p>\n\n<p>My email is similarly secure. And, frankly, if scammers were in there then they could do a lot more damage than sending me a phishing link!</p>\n\n<p>That leaves either Booking.com, Novotel, or one of their systems.</p>\n\n<p>It's fair to say this is a <em>persistent</em> problem with Booking.com - they were <a href=\"https://www.smashingsecurity.com/346-how-hackers-are-breaching-booking-com-and-the-untrustworthy-reviews/\">breached in 2023</a> and these sorts of phishing attacks <a href=\"https://www.reddit.com/r/Bookingcom/comments/1sji0gf/serious_security_breach_confirmed_by_bookingcom/\">happen regularly</a>.</p>\n\n<p>Although I couldn't find any record of Accor (the owners of Novotel) being breached, it's fair to say <a href=\"https://www.surinenglish.com/spain/the-aepd-fines-hotel-7000-euros-for-20240704075826-nt.html\">other hotels suffer from this problem</a>. It seems depressingly easy to con or bribe a worker into allowing scammers access into a booking system.</p>\n\n<p>This sort of \"<a href=\"https://www.ap.org/news-highlights/spotlights/2026/travel-scams-are-getting-harder-to-spot-heres-how-to-stay-safe/\">reservation hijacking</a>\" is now depressingly common.</p>\n\n<p>There's a slight twist in the tale. A few moments after I made the original reservation, I received this message directly from the hotel via the Booking.com messaging system:</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Property-Message.webp\" alt=\"Dear Terence, This hotel will never send you a message or email ask for you to pay or we will cancel your rooms. You have booked via booking.com and will not be able to check in on line - please disregard any email regarding online check in or payment. If you have received such a message please ignore this and contact the hotel directly. Kind regards. Reservations\" width=\"660\" height=\"780\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<p>I can only assume that Novotel are aware of the persistent problem they're facing and this is their attempt to deflect blame.</p>\n\n<p>So I called the hotel (using the number on their website) and they confirmed my reservation. When I mentioned the phishing messages the hotel were very quick to tell me they were a scam, that I shouldn't click any links, and to delete them right away. I did ask if they'd suffered a data breach but, understandably, they don't tell receptionists that.</p>\n\n<p>I've reported the problem to both Accor and Booking.com - we'll see who comes up with the most convincing explanation.</p>\n\n<p>As it happens, a few days ago, the <a href=\"https://ec.europa.eu/commission/presscorner/detail/en/ip_26_2223\">European Commission announced it was investigating Booking.com</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>The Commission will also investigate whether the provider of Booking.com has diligently assessed and addressed the risks that phishing scams pose to consumers.</p>\n\n<p>In particular, the investigation will focus on risks related to the way reservation and guest data is shared with accommodation providers, and the design and functioning of Booking.com's messaging service.</p>\n\n<p>The Commission will also examine whether the company has put in place sufficient safeguards to prevent data from being misused to carry out phishing and solicit fraudulent payments.</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>Stay safe out there!</p>\n\n<hr>\n\n<p><ins datetime=\"2026-11-02T13:39:02+00:00\">Update: 2nd November 2026</ins></p>\n\n<p>After some back and forth with the hotel, they said to me:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>To clarify, the information automatically transferred from Booking.com to our hotel’s property management system (PMS) is limited to guests’ names and dates of stay. Telephone numbers, email addresses and credit card details are not shared through this system so it is unlikely the breach was from our system which has two factor authentication.</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>That seems relatively convincing to me. Regardless of how effective their 2FA is, if they don't have my details then they can't leak them.</p>\n\n<p>Booking.com have not meaningfully replied to my queries.</p>\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/themes/edent-wordpress-theme/info/okgo.php?ID=76842&HTTP_REFERER=Atom\" alt width=\"1\" height=\"1\" loading=\"eager\">",
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      "title": "Gadget Review: Mokin 17 Port USB-C Tower ★★☆☆☆",
      "description": "The good folks at Mokin have sent me their new USB-C hub and it is a beast.    This is the MODK2403 - the latest in their line of high-tech USB-C docks. It does close to everything you could want and has an LCD monitor for showing the weather.  Errr… What?  OK, a quick product shots, then on to the specs.    On to the ports:   Triple display   Either 3x HDMI or 1x HDMI and 2x DisplayPort  4x U…",
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      "published": "2026-10-22T11:34:36.000Z",
      "updated": "2026-10-19T09:00:07.000Z",
      "content": "<p>The good folks at Mokin have sent me their new USB-C hub and it is a <em>beast</em>.</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/product-shot.webp\" alt=\"Photo of the front and back of the hub.\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<p>This is the <a href=\"https://mokinglobal.com/products/mokin-17-in-1-usb-c-docking-station-for-triple-monitors-with-smart-lcd\">MODK2403</a> - the latest in their line of high-tech USB-C docks. It does close to everything you could want <em>and</em> has an LCD monitor for showing the weather.</p>\n\n<p>Errr… What?</p>\n\n<p>OK, a quick product shots, then on to the specs.</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/All-the-ports.webp\" alt=\"All the ports.\" width=\"1024\" height=\"771\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<p>On to the ports:</p>\n\n<ul>\n<li>Triple display\n\n<ul>\n<li>Either 3x HDMI or 1x HDMI and 2x DisplayPort</li>\n</ul></li>\n<li>4x USB-A\n\n<ul>\n<li>2x 2.0 480Mbps, 1x 3.0 5Gbps, 1x 3.1 10Gbps</li>\n</ul></li>\n<li>2x USB-C\n\n<ul>\n<li>1x 3.0 5Gbps, 1x 3.1 10Gbps</li>\n</ul></li>\n<li>USB-C PD input\n\n<ul>\n<li>100W</li>\n</ul></li>\n<li>USB-C to host computer\n\n<ul>\n<li>USB-C to C cable included</li>\n</ul></li>\n<li>Ethernet port\n\n<ul>\n<li>1Gbps</li>\n</ul></li>\n<li>SD and microSD</li>\n<li>3.5m Audio Jack</li>\n<li>Suction cup</li>\n</ul>\n\n<p>Yup! At the bottom of the tower is a silicone surround which allows it to firmly plant on any flat surface. It's strong enough to take any gentle nudges without toppling over, but easy enough to lift off if you need to move the unit.</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/suction.webp\" alt=\"A square suction cup.\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<p>It is <em>slightly</em> cheeky to describe this as 17 ports. The two DisplayPorts are tied to the HDMI ports - so you can only have 3 screens active at a time, not five. But as each screen can do 4K @ 60Hz, I'll let it slide.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"screen\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/#screen\">Screen</a></h2>\n\n<p>There's a black and white screen included which can show you a bunch of information. Tap the power-button on top to cycle between them.</p>\n\n<p>Which ports are connected:</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/Whats-plugged-in.webp\" alt=\"A list of ports. Some are illuminated.\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<p>Screen resolution of attached devices:\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/Displayinfo.webp\" alt=\"Screen resolution, size, and refresh rate.\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter\"></p>\n\n<p>Total power draw:\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/what-watts.webp\" alt=\"A weird smiley face showing 49 Watts.\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter\"></p>\n\n<p>WiFi set up:\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/WiFi-Info.webp\" alt=\"WiFi Info.\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter\"></p>\n\n<p>Wait? What! If you connect to the hub's WiFi, you get this set-up screen.</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/WiFi-setup.webp\" alt=\"A long settings screen to allow WiFi and set various options.\" width=\"504\" height=\"1344\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<p>Once it is connected, it'll show you the weather in your area:</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/Weather-no-location.webp\" alt=\"Weather and time.\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<p>I'm not <em>entirely</em> convinced about whether that's useful. Although you can change the units from ℉ to ℃, and show or hide your area, there's no other customisation available. No 24 hour clock, no date formatting, nothing. There's also no privacy policy or indication of which weather provider it is connecting to.</p>\n\n<p>The screen switches off after a few minutes - so it isn't a constant distraction. Tapping the top button turns it on again.</p>\n\n<p>Double-pressing the power-button switches the external monitors off. Which is useful for privacy I guess?</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"linux-info\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/#linux-info\">Linux Info</a></h2>\n\n<p>Worked perfectly with my Linux laptop. I drove two external screens via DisplayPort, a bunch of USB peripherals, Ethernet, etc.</p>\n\n<p>A full read-out gives:</p>\n\n<pre><code class=\"language-_\">0bda:8153 Realtek Semiconductor Corp. RTL8153 Gigabit Ethernet Adapter\n0bda:0411 Realtek Semiconductor Corp. Hub\n2109:0822 VIA Labs, Inc. USB3.1 Hub\n2109:8822 VIA Labs, Inc. USB Billboard Device\n0020:0b21 Generic AB13X USB Audio\n0bda:1100 Realtek Semiconductor Corp. HID Device\n0bda:5411 Realtek Semiconductor Corp. RTS5411 Hub\n1a86:8095 QinHeng Electronics USB Hub\n303a:1001 Espressif USB JTAG/serial debug unit\n2109:2822 VIA Labs, Inc. USB2.0 Hub\n</code></pre>\n\n<h2 id=\"speed\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/#speed\">Speed</a></h2>\n\n<p>I have 1Gbps broadband, and I was able to get 850Mbps through the Mokin's Ethernet port. That's pretty much what I'd expect.</p>\n\n<p>Copying files via USB-C to a Pixel phone topped out at about 200MBps, which was a little underwhelming, but fast enough for my needs. I tried a variety of cables, including the bundled one.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"sound\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/#sound\">Sound</a></h2>\n\n<p>The AB13X USB Audio presents as both analogue and S/PDIF. There was no meaningful difference between the two in terms of sound quality. There was minimal hum on output when nothing was being played.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"wifi-and-security\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/#wifi-and-security\">WiFi and Security</a></h2>\n\n<p>I'm slightly uneasy about the built-in WiFi connection this hub offers. It is primarily used for showing the weather on screen, but it can also be used to upload new firmware.</p>\n\n<p>Worryingly, it has a weak default password set - <code>mokin123</code>. I think that might be <a href=\"https://www.gov.uk/government/news/new-laws-to-protect-consumers-from-cyber-criminals-come-into-force-in-the-uk\">against the law</a>. The password can be changed by the user - but I wonder how many people will bother?</p>\n\n<p>When I mentioned this to Mokin, they replied:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>After the initial password is set, the user can change the password themselves rather than continuing to use a fixed default password.</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>I don't think that's good enough to protect users.</p>\n\n<p>Similarly, the SSID can be hidden and is randomised, but I wonder if that's suitable defence against a determined hacker?</p>\n\n<p>I'm glad that the unit doesn't hijack the Ethernet connection - but who knows what a future firmware update might do.</p>\n\n<p>There's also a <code>303a:1001 Espressif USB JTAG/serial debug unit</code> exposed on the hub. I tried connecting to it with <code>esptool</code> and the hub crashed! I had to pull out the power to get it to restart. I'm not smart enough to probe it further, but I can't help wondering why it is there.</p>\n\n<p>Finally, there's a mysterious <code>0bda:1100 Realtek Semiconductor Corp. HID Device</code>. I thought that was used for blanking the external screens when the power-button is double-pressed, but that didn't register on <code>evtest</code>. So what is it for? I don't like the idea of a random Human Interface Device (usually a keyboard or mouse) being attached to my computer.</p>\n\n<p>I spoke to Mokin about it and they said:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>our technical manager confirmed that these two entries are reserved for future firmware updates.</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>Personally, I would expect these to be disabled if they aren't going to be used.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"privacy\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/#privacy\">Privacy</a></h2>\n\n<p>With any device which connects to the Internet, you have to be concerned about what data it is collecting, storing, and transmitting. I asked Mokin if they had a privacy policy related to their weather service. They said:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>There is no need to worry about your personal or location information being uploaded or stored remotely. The relevant user information is stored locally on the device.</p>\n\n<p>The weather/location information is provided through Google services, and no personal information is uploaded or stored by us. Therefore, there should be no privacy or data security concern from our side.</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>I don't find that terribly convincing. At the very least they should tell users who their weather provider is and what their privacy says.  I assume that the device is doing a GeoIP lookup before sending the request to Google - again, that should be explained to users.</p>\n\n<p>I've no evidence that the hub is collecting data about what is attached and then sending it off somewhere - but without a privacy policy from Mokin, who can say?</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"cracking-it-open\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/#cracking-it-open\">Cracking It Open</a></h2>\n\n<p>The suction cup at the bottom is only lightly glued on and peeled off easily. Underneath are four screws.</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Bottom-Screws.webp\" alt=\"Four cross head screws.\" width=\"512\" height=\"531\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<p>The base removes easily, exposing the three circuit boards.</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/Internal-guts.webp\" alt=\"Two circuit boards with a middle board and some wires.\" width=\"2048\" height=\"1824\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<p>Here's a close up:</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/guts.webp\" alt=\"Close up of the circuits.\" width=\"2048\" height=\"1798\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<p>I couldn't easily get them out, and the front plastic was held on securely. I'm sure it would be possible to snap off, but I didn't want to damage it.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"price-and-final-thoughts\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/gadget-review-mokin-17-port-usb-c-tower/#price-and-final-thoughts\">Price and Final Thoughts</a></h2>\n\n<p>It's usually about <a href=\"https://mokinglobal.com/products/mokin-17-in-1-usb-c-docking-station-for-triple-monitors-with-smart-lcd\">£90 from the manufacturer</a> or around <a href=\"https://link.amazon/B08w3yaiS\">£70 from Amazon</a>.</p>\n\n<p>You can get a basic hub for less than half that price - but what you're paying for here having <em>all the ports</em>. It's an attractive package, well designed, quiet, and unobtrusive.</p>\n\n<p>The screen is moderately useful - being able to see which ports are in use was handy, as was seeing the total power draw. The screen debugging was also handy. I'm not that interested in the weather, but I can see how it would be helpful as a single-use screen.</p>\n\n<p>I have significant concerns about the always-on WiFi, especially given its easy to guess password. I've contacted the manufacturer to see if anything can be done about that but they don't seem interested in fixing it. The lack of privacy policy is also worrying.</p>\n\n<p>Similarly, the HID and JTAG are also something I wouldn't expect to see on a hub like this. Ideally they should be disabled if not in use.</p>\n\n<p>In terms of ports and performance, this can't be beat. But I would be reluctant to connect it to my home WiFi network.</p>\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/themes/edent-wordpress-theme/info/okgo.php?ID=76136&HTTP_REFERER=Atom\" alt width=\"1\" height=\"1\" loading=\"eager\">",
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      "id": "https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=74296",
      "title": "Book Review: Quackery - A Brief History of the Worst Ways to Cure Everything by Lydia Kang ★★★⯪☆",
      "description": "This is a charming and funny book all about the various ways humans have promoted fake medical cures in exchange for money.  Despite the grim (and occasionally distressing) subject matter, the tone remains light and poppy throughout. There are lots of snarky asides (especially about the fake medical practitioners) and a real appreciation for the bizarre. It's fun the whole way through, although …",
      "url": "https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/book-review-quackery-a-brief-history-of-the-worst-ways-to-cure-everything-by-lydia-kang/",
      "published": "2026-10-20T11:34:35.000Z",
      "updated": "2026-09-27T21:29:18.000Z",
      "content": "<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/08/9781523501854.webp\" alt=\"Book cover.\" width=\"200\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-74298\">\n\n<p>This is a charming and funny book all about the various ways humans have promoted fake medical cures in exchange for money.</p>\n\n<p>Despite the grim (and occasionally distressing) subject matter, the tone remains light and poppy throughout. There are lots of snarky asides (especially about the fake medical practitioners) and a real appreciation for the bizarre. It's fun the whole way through, although sometimes at the expense of people who perhaps didn't know better than to trust charlatans.</p>\n\n<p>One thing that is constantly brought back is how it can be hard to determine what <em>is</em> patent nonsense and what is a <i lang=\"la\">bone fide</i> cure:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>Prevent blood clotting: Extract mucus from the intestinal membranes of slaughtered pigs or from the lungs of slaughtered cows. Inject. (heparin)</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>Is that any more believable than injecting goat testicles to cure impotence?</p>\n\n<p>It also brings to light how squeamish we can be, especially when faced with unusual medical procedures:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>We borrow other people’s wombs for surrogacy. And yet, plenty of people squirm at the idea of breastmilk banks. We are a society of contradictions.</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>The eBook is <em>beautifully</em> formatted. For once, images are in-line with the text! Usually in books of this sort, publishers treat the eBook like a mass-market paperback and stick the illustrations at the end.</p>\n\n<p>It ends rather abruptly, after taking us through light, electricity, colour therapy, animal magnetism, and a couple of dozen other \"cure-alls\"</p>\n\n<p>Sadly, there are no references or footnotes. While I have no reason to doubt the veracity of the claims, for a book about scientific misinformation and malpractice, I'd've expected a way to find out more information.</p>\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/themes/edent-wordpress-theme/info/okgo.php?ID=74296&HTTP_REFERER=Atom\" alt width=\"1\" height=\"1\" loading=\"eager\">",
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      "id": "https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=76104",
      "title": "Una Watch TOTP - MFA on your wrist!",
      "description": "Let's get this out of the way first - this is a terrible idea!  I want my two-factor authentication codes to be easily accessible to me, so I've built a watch app which will display them. That's really convenient for me - but makes for a terrible security posture. Anyone who steals my watch will be able to see my one-time code. If they're clever, they can decompile the app and find the secret…",
      "url": "https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/una-watch-totp-mfa-on-your-wrist/",
      "published": "2026-10-18T11:34:08.000Z",
      "updated": "2026-10-12T10:48:42.000Z",
      "content": "<p>Let's get this out of the way first - this is a <em>terrible</em> idea!  I want my two-factor authentication codes to be easily accessible to me, so I've built a watch app which will display them. That's really convenient for me - but makes for a terrible security posture. Anyone who steals my watch will be able to see my one-time code. If they're clever, they can decompile the app and find the secret which powers the code generation.</p>\n\n<p>You should absolutely not do this and, if you ignore my warnings, you should only do this for codes which aren't critical to your security.</p>\n\n<!-- \n👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋\nWelcome to Comment Club! If this is your first time - hello! This content is only available to sophisticated nerds who read my HTML comments.\n\nYou know what? I *do* use this. I have a low-ish security account which constantly needs my MFA number. Sometimes I can't be bothered unlocking my phone to get it. Of course, on my wrist I save it under a different name. Perhaps I'm an idiot for doing so, but sometimes convenience wins.\n\nAnyway, the three rules of Comment Club are…\n\n1. You must not tell anyone about Comment Club - let them find out about it themselves.\n2. You *must* add some Comment Club Content to at least one of your blog posts. Doesn't have to be much, just a little note will do.\n3. You should drop an email to anyone whose comments you've read. Start by sending me a friendly message at comment.club@shkspr.mobi\n\nKeep your eyes peeled for more comments in my other blog posts 😃\n\nTTFN.\n-->\n\n<p>In my defence, an attacker would still need my username and password to make any use of these codes - but please don't trust your security to my deranged witterings.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"what-it-looks-like\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/una-watch-totp-mfa-on-your-wrist/#what-it-looks-like\">What It Looks Like</a></h2>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/09/MFA.webp\" alt=\"My wristwatch showing \"HSBC MFA Code 751646\". Don't worry, this isn't my real code. OR IS IT?!?!\" width=\"1024\" height=\"576\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<h2 id=\"prior-art\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/una-watch-totp-mfa-on-your-wrist/#prior-art\">Prior Art</a></h2>\n\n<p>I'm sure many other people have done this. Indeed, three years ago I built <a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2023/07/an-eink-wrist-mounted-totp-generator/\">An eInk, Wrist-Mounted, TOTP Generator</a>.</p>\n\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/Wrist-TOTP.jpg\" alt=\"A chunky wristwatch showing the time and a selection of 6 digit codes and their corresponding entities.\" width=\"1024\" height=\"1024\" class=\"aligncenter\">\n\n<h2 id=\"the-service\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/una-watch-totp-mfa-on-your-wrist/#the-service\">The Service</a></h2>\n\n<p>This is in my <code>Service.cpp</code> - as you can see, it's pretty simple. This won't let you add in hundreds of codes - you get one and that's it. There's no countdown when a code is about to expire, so I recommend waiting until a new one pops up before you start typing it in.</p>\n\n<p>I'll be candid, I haven't used C++ properly since university - and that was in the last century. I've mostly just cut things out to see what breaks. Feel free to educate me on the correct idiomatic code.</p>\n\n<p>You will need to set your own secret in here.</p>\n\n<pre><code class=\"language-cpp\">//  Standard includes.\n#include \"Service.hpp\"\n#include \"SDK/Messages/CommandMessages.hpp\"\n#include \"SDK/Messages/MessageGuard.hpp\"\n\n//  Needed for PureTOTP.\n#include <iostream>\n#include \"TOTP.h\"\n\n#include <string>\n#include <sstream>\n\n//  What this Glance can do.\nService::Service(SDK::Kernel &kernel)\n    : mKernel(kernel)\n    , mGlanceUI()\n    , mGlanceTitle()\n    , mGlanceValue()\n{}\n\nvoid Service::createGuiControls()\n{\n    //  Set the main title in the Glance.\n    mGlanceTitle = mGlanceUI.createText();\n    mGlanceTitle.pos({ kTitleX, kTitleY }, { kTitleW, kTitleH })\n        .font(GlanceFont_t::GLANCE_FONT_POPPINS_SEMIBOLD_20)\n        .color(GlanceColor_t::GLANCE_COLOR_TEAL)\n        .setText(\"HSBC MFA Code\")\n        .alignment(GlanceAlignH_t::GLANCE_ALIGN_H_CENTER);\n\n    //  Set the default text for the value.\n    mGlanceValue = mGlanceUI.createText();\n    mGlanceValue.pos({ 20, kValueY }, { 200, kValueH })\n        .font(GlanceFont_t::GLANCE_FONT_POPPINS_SEMIBOLD_20)\n        .color(GlanceColor_t::GLANCE_COLOR_YELLOW_DARK)\n        .setText( \"Waiting for update\" )\n        .alignment(GlanceAlignH_t::GLANCE_ALIGN_H_CENTER);\n}\n\nvoid Service::glanceUpdate()\n{\n    //  Set the Base32 encoded secret (all uppercase).\n    std::string secret = \"QWERTYUIOP\";\n    //  Generate the code based on the Unix timestamp right now.\n    const std::time_t t = std::time(0);\n    std::string code = TOTP::GenerateTOTP( 6, 30, TOTP::HMAC_SHA1, secret, t );\n\n    std::ostringstream ss;\n    ss << t;\n\n    //  Convert the string to char* and display it as the value.\n    mGlanceValue.print( code.c_str() ); \n\n    //  Show the Unix time to check the timezone is correct.\n    // mGlanceTitle.print( ss.str().c_str() );\n}\n\n//  No service.\nService::~Service(){}\n\n//  When this glance is opened.\nvoid Service::run()\n{\n    while (true) {\n        SDK::MessageBase *msg;\n        if(!mKernel.comm.getMessage(msg)) {\n            continue;\n        }\n\n        switch (msg->getType()) {\n            //  The Glance has started.\n            case SDK::MessageType::EVENT_GLANCE_START:\n                if (configGui()) {\n                    createGuiControls();\n                } else {\n                    mKernel.comm.releaseMessage(msg);\n                    mKernel.sys.exit(0);\n                }\n                break;\n            //  The Glance has been stopped.\n            case SDK::MessageType::COMMAND_APP_STOP:\n            case SDK::MessageType::EVENT_GLANCE_STOP:\n                mKernel.comm.releaseMessage(msg);\n                return;\n                break;\n\n            //  Every second, perform an action.\n            case SDK::MessageType::EVENT_GLANCE_TICK:\n                onGlanceTick();\n                break;\n\n            default:\n                break;\n        }\n\n        mKernel.comm.releaseMessage(msg);\n    }\n}\n\nvoid Service::onGlanceTick()\n{\n    if (mGlanceUI.isInvalid()) {\n        if (auto upd = SDK::make_msg<SDK::Message::RequestGlanceUpdate>(mKernel)) {\n            upd->name           = APP_NAME;\n            upd->controls       = mGlanceUI.data();\n            upd->controlsNumber = static_cast<uint32_t>(mGlanceUI.size());\n            upd.send(100);\n        }\n\n        mGlanceUI.setValid();\n    }\n    glanceUpdate();\n}\n\nbool Service::configGui()\n{\n    bool status = false;\n    if (auto gc = SDK::make_msg<SDK::Message::RequestGlanceConfig>(mKernel)) {\n        if (gc.send(100) && gc.ok()) {\n            if (gc->maxControls >= 3) {\n                mGlanceUI.setWidth(gc->width);\n                mGlanceUI.setHeight(gc->height);\n                status = true;\n            }\n        }\n    }\n    return status;\n}\n</code></pre>\n\n<h2 id=\"the-library\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/una-watch-totp-mfa-on-your-wrist/#the-library\">The Library</a></h2>\n\n<p>There are dozens of C++ libraries for RFC 6238 generation. I ended up using <a href=\"https://github.com/Einztein/PureTOTP\">PureTOTP</a> as it didn't require any external dependencies and was only two files.  As I only needed SHA1 TOTP codes, I stripped out a bunch of functionality which was unnecessary for me. Similarly, I only wanted to generate 6 digit codes with a 30 second period - so took out anything which did more than that.</p>\n\n<p>I've tidied up the code and comments where I can. The original was MIT Licenced - so this is as well.</p>\n\n<p>There are two parts to this. First, the header</p>\n\n<pre><code class=\"language-_\">// TOTP.h\n//\n#pragma once\n#include <string>\nclass TOTP\n{\npublic:\n    const static int HMAC_SHA1 = 20;    //  Length of HMAC.\n\n    static std::string GenerateTOTP(const std::string& secret);\n    static std::string GenerateTOTP(int digit, int refreshSeconds, int algorithm, const std::string& secret, int specTime);\n\n    TOTP(int digit, int refreshSeconds, int algorithm, const std::string& secret): digit(digit), refreshSeconds(refreshSeconds), algorithm(algorithm), secret(secret) {}\n    TOTP(const std::string& secret): digit(6), refreshSeconds(30), algorithm(HMAC_SHA1), secret(secret) {}\n\n    std::string currentTOTP();\n\nprivate:\n    int digit, refreshSeconds, algorithm;\n\n    std::string secret;\n};\n</code></pre>\n\n<p>Next is the standalone library which does the TOTP generation, <code>TOTP.cpp</code></p>\n\n<pre><code class=\"language-cpp\">// TOTP.cpp\n//\n#include \"TOTP.h\"\n#include <vector>\n#include <stack>\n#include <queue>\n#include <sstream>\n#include <iomanip>\n#include <cstdint>\n#include <cstring>\n#include <array>\n#include <stdexcept>\n#include <algorithm>\nusing namespace std;\n\nstruct JEVP_MD\n{\n    enum Kind {\n        SHA1\n    };\n\n    Kind kind;\n    int  md_size;\n    int  block_size;\n};\n\nstatic inline uint32_t rotl32(uint32_t x, uint32_t n) { return (x << n) | (x >> (32 - n)); }\nstatic inline uint32_t rotr32(uint32_t x, uint32_t n) { return (x >> n) | (x << (32 - n)); }\nstatic inline uint64_t rotr64(uint64_t x, uint64_t n) { return (x >> n) | (x << (64 - n)); }\n\nstatic uint32_t load_be32(const unsigned char* p)\n{\n    return (uint32_t(p[0]) << 24) |\n           (uint32_t(p[1]) << 16) |\n           (uint32_t(p[2]) <<  8) |\n            uint32_t(p[3]);\n}\n\nstatic void store_be32(uint32_t v, unsigned char* p)\n{\n    p[0] = static_cast<unsigned char>((v >> 24) & 0xFF);\n    p[1] = static_cast<unsigned char>((v >> 16) & 0xFF);\n    p[2] = static_cast<unsigned char>((v >>  8) & 0xFF);\n    p[3] = static_cast<unsigned char>( v        & 0xFF);\n}\n\nstatic void store_be64(uint64_t v, unsigned char* p)\n{\n    p[0] = static_cast<unsigned char>((v >> 56) & 0xFF);\n    p[1] = static_cast<unsigned char>((v >> 48) & 0xFF);\n    p[2] = static_cast<unsigned char>((v >> 40) & 0xFF);\n    p[3] = static_cast<unsigned char>((v >> 32) & 0xFF);\n    p[4] = static_cast<unsigned char>((v >> 24) & 0xFF);\n    p[5] = static_cast<unsigned char>((v >> 16) & 0xFF);\n    p[6] = static_cast<unsigned char>((v >>  8) & 0xFF);\n    p[7] = static_cast<unsigned char>( v        & 0xFF);\n}\n\nstatic vector<unsigned char> sha1_hash(const unsigned char* data, size_t len)\n{\n    vector<unsigned char> msg(data, data + len);\n    uint64_t              bit_len = static_cast<uint64_t>(len) * 8;\n\n    msg.push_back(0x80);\n    while ((msg.size() % 64) != 56) msg.push_back(0x00);\n\n    unsigned char lenbuf[8];\n    store_be64(bit_len, lenbuf);\n    msg.insert(msg.end(), lenbuf, lenbuf + 8);\n\n    uint32_t h0 = 0x67452301;\n    uint32_t h1 = 0xEFCDAB89;\n    uint32_t h2 = 0x98BADCFE;\n    uint32_t h3 = 0x10325476;\n    uint32_t h4 = 0xC3D2E1F0;\n\n    for (size_t chunk = 0; chunk < msg.size(); chunk += 64)\n    {\n        uint32_t w[80];\n        for (int i = 0; i < 16; ++i)\n            w[i] = load_be32(&msg[chunk + i * 4]);\n        for (int i = 16; i < 80; ++i)\n            w[i] = rotl32(w[i - 3] ^ w[i - 8] ^ w[i - 14] ^ w[i - 16], 1);\n\n        uint32_t a = h0, b = h1, c = h2, d = h3, e = h4;\n\n        for (int i = 0; i < 80; ++i)\n        {\n            uint32_t f, k;\n            if (i < 20)\n            {\n                f = (b & c) | ((~b) & d);\n                k = 0x5A827999;\n            }\n            else if (i < 40)\n            {\n                f = b ^ c ^ d;\n                k = 0x6ED9EBA1;\n            }\n            else if (i < 60)\n            {\n                f = (b & c) | (b & d) | (c & d);\n                k = 0x8F1BBCDC;\n            }\n            else\n            {\n                f = b ^ c ^ d;\n                k = 0xCA62C1D6;\n            }\n\n            uint32_t temp = rotl32(a, 5) + f + e + k + w[i];\n\n            e = d;\n            d = c;\n            c = rotl32(b, 30);\n            b = a;\n            a = temp;\n        }\n\n        h0 += a;\n        h1 += b;\n        h2 += c;\n        h3 += d;\n        h4 += e;\n    }\n\n    vector<unsigned char> out(20);\n    store_be32(h0, &out[ 0]);\n    store_be32(h1, &out[ 4]);\n    store_be32(h2, &out[ 8]);\n    store_be32(h3, &out[12]);\n    store_be32(h4, &out[16]);\n    return out;\n}\n\nstatic const JEVP_MD g_sha1   = {JEVP_MD::SHA1, 20, 64};\n\nconst JEVP_MD* JEVP_sha1() { return &g_sha1; }\n\nunsigned char* JHMAC(const JEVP_MD* JEVP_MD, const void* key, int key_len, const unsigned char* data, size_t data_len, unsigned char* md, unsigned int* md_len)\n{\n    if (!JEVP_MD || !key || key_len < 0 || !data)\n        return nullptr;\n\n    static thread_local unsigned char static_md[64];\n\n    if (!md)\n        md = static_md;\n\n    vector<unsigned char> key_block(JEVP_MD->block_size, 0);\n    const unsigned char*  key_bytes = static_cast<const unsigned char*>(key);\n\n    vector<unsigned char> real_key;\n    if (key_len > JEVP_MD->block_size)\n    {\n        real_key = sha1_hash(key_bytes, static_cast<size_t>(key_len));\n        std::copy(real_key.begin(), real_key.end(), key_block.begin());\n    }\n    else\n    {\n        std::copy(key_bytes, key_bytes + key_len, key_block.begin());\n    }\n\n    vector<unsigned char> ipad(JEVP_MD->block_size);\n    vector<unsigned char> opad(JEVP_MD->block_size);\n    for (int i = 0; i < JEVP_MD->block_size; ++i)\n    {\n        ipad[i] = static_cast<unsigned char>(key_block[i] ^ 0x36);\n        opad[i] = static_cast<unsigned char>(key_block[i] ^ 0x5C);\n    }\n\n    vector<unsigned char> inner;\n    inner.reserve(JEVP_MD->block_size + data_len);\n    inner.insert(inner.end(), ipad.begin(), ipad.end());\n    inner.insert(inner.end(), data, data + data_len);\n\n    vector<unsigned char> inner_hash = sha1_hash(inner.data(), inner.size());\n\n    vector<unsigned char> outer;\n    outer.reserve(JEVP_MD->block_size + inner_hash.size());\n    outer.insert(outer.end(), opad.begin(), opad.end());\n    outer.insert(outer.end(), inner_hash.begin(), inner_hash.end());\n\n    vector<unsigned char> final_hash = sha1_hash(outer.data(), outer.size());\n\n    std::memcpy(md, final_hash.data(), final_hash.size());\n    if (md_len) *md_len = static_cast<unsigned int>(final_hash.size());\n\n    return md;\n}\n\n//  Base32 decoding table.\n/* clang-format off */\nconst int base32_reverse_map[128] =\n{\n    255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, // 15\n    255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, // 31\n    255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, // 47\n//      (49)   2    3    4    5    6    7  (56)\n    255, 255,  26,  27,  28,  29,  30,  31, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, // 63\n// (64)   A    B    C    D    E    F    G    H    I    J    K    L    M    N    O\n    255,   0,   1,   2,   3,   4,   5,   6,   7,   8,   9,  10,  11,  12,  13,  14, // 79\n//   P    Q    R    S    T    U    V    W    X    Y    Z  (91)\n    15,  16,  17,  18,  19,  20,  21,  22,  23,  24,  25, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255, // 95\n// (96)   A    B    C    D    E    F    G    H    I    J    K    L    M    N    O  // lower case instead\n    255,   0,   1,   2,   3,   4,   5,   6,   7,   8,   9,  10,  11,  12,  13,  14, // 111\n//   P    Q    R    S    T    U    V    W    X    Y    Z (123)                     // lower case instead\n    15,  16,  17,  18,  19,  20,  21,  22,  23,  24,  25, 255, 255, 255, 255, 255  // 127\n};\n/* clang-format on */\n\n//  Base32 decoding function.\nvector<unsigned char> base32_decode(const string& base32)\n{\n    queue<int> q_rev;\n    for (const char& c : base32)\n    {\n        if (c <= 49 || (c >= 56 && c <= 64) || (c >= 91 && c <= 96) || c >= 123)\n        { //    Illegal lower case will be treat as upper case thanks to base32_reverse_map.\n            if (c == '=') break;\n        }\n        else\n        {\n            q_rev.push(base32_reverse_map[(int)c]); //  Get integers of base32.\n        }\n    }\n    queue<bool> q_bin;\n    while (!q_rev.empty()) //   Transform the integers into bits and queue them up.\n    {\n        int now = q_rev.front(); // Get a integer from queue.\n        q_rev.pop();\n        stack<bool> sb;\n        for (int i = 0; i < 5; i++) //  Push the bits of this integer into stack\n        {                           //  5 bits into 1 group\n            sb.push(now & 1);       //  Push the last bit of this integer into stack.\n            now >>= 1;              //  Flush the last bit.\n        }\n        while (!sb.empty()) //  Flush the bits of this integer into binary queue.\n        {\n            q_bin.push(sb.top()); //    Pop bits from stack into binary queue.\n            sb.pop();\n        }\n    }\n    vector<unsigned char> uc;\n    while (!q_bin.empty()) //   Transform the bits into bytes.\n    {\n        int thehex = 0;\n        for (int i = 0; i < 8; i++) //  Read a byte from the bits queue.\n        {\n            if (q_bin.empty())\n            {                     //    If the bits queue is empty now,\n                thehex <<= 8 - i; //    set 0 on the last bits of a byte.\n                break;\n            }\n            thehex <<= 1;                 //    Make the space for the new bit.\n            thehex |= (int)q_bin.front(); //    Push this bit into byte.\n            q_bin.pop();\n        }\n        uc.push_back((unsigned char)thehex);\n    }\n\n    if (uc.back() == 0) uc.pop_back();     //   TOTP may abandon last zero.\n    if (uc.size() % 2 != 0) uc.pop_back(); //   TOTP may abandon odd res.\n    return uc;\n}\n\n//  Get Unix Time.\ntime_t getUnixTime()\n{\n    return time(0);\n}\n\n//  Calculate the TOTP time signature.\ntime_t getTimeSign(int refreshPeriod, time_t specUnixTime)\n{\n    time_t outTime = specUnixTime / refreshPeriod;\n    return outTime;\n}\n\n//  Transform time_t aka <long long> to bytes.\nvector<unsigned char> llong2bytes(time_t tt)\n{\n    uint64_t value = static_cast<uint64_t>(tt);\n\n    vector<unsigned char> bytes(8);\n\n    for (int i = 7; i >= 0; --i)\n    {\n        bytes[i] = static_cast<unsigned char>(value & 0xFF);\n        value >>= 8;\n    }\n\n    return bytes;\n}\n\n//  Fast Exponentiation algorithm.\nunsigned fastpow(unsigned base, unsigned index)\n{\n    if (index == 0) return 1;\n    unsigned t = 1;\n    while (index != 0)\n    {\n        if (index & 1) t *= base;\n        index >>= 1;\n        base *= base;\n    }\n    return t;\n}\n\n//  Calculate TOTP according to RFC standard.\nstd::string hash_to_TOTP(const unsigned char* hmac, unsigned int length, int digit)\n{\n    int offset = hmac[length - 1] & 0x0F;\n\n    uint32_t bin_code = ((hmac[offset]     & 0x7F) << 24) |\n                        ((hmac[offset + 1] & 0xFF) << 16) |\n                        ((hmac[offset + 2] & 0xFF) << 8)  |\n                        ( hmac[offset + 3] & 0xFF);\n\n    uint32_t mod = 1;\n    for (int i = 0; i < digit; ++i) mod *= 10;\n\n    uint32_t otp = bin_code % mod;\n\n    std::ostringstream oss;\n    oss << std::setw(digit) << std::setfill('0') << otp;\n    return oss.str();\n}\n\nstd::string TOTP::GenerateTOTP(const std::string& secret)\n{\n    return GenerateTOTP(6, 30, HMAC_SHA1, secret, getUnixTime());\n}\n\nstd::string TOTP::GenerateTOTP(int digit, int refreshSeconds, int algorithm, const std::string& secret, int specTime)\n{\n    vector<unsigned char> h_msg = llong2bytes(getTimeSign(refreshSeconds, specTime)); //    Get current time signature and transform time_t aka <long long> to bytes.\n    vector<unsigned char> h_key = base32_decode(secret); // Transform base32 encoded secret key to decoded bytes.\n\n    unsigned char* out_hmac = new unsigned char[algorithm]; //  Perform openssl function to calculate HMAC-SHA1 hash.\n    unsigned int   out_hmac_length;\n    const JEVP_MD* emd;\n    emd = JEVP_sha1();\n    JHMAC(emd, h_key.data(), (int)h_key.size(), h_msg.data(), (int)h_msg.size(), out_hmac, &out_hmac_length);\n\n    string fine = hash_to_TOTP(out_hmac, out_hmac_length, digit);\n    delete[] out_hmac;\n\n    return fine; // Calculate TOTP according to RFC standard.\n}\n\nstd::string TOTP::currentTOTP()\n{\n    return GenerateTOTP(digit, refreshSeconds, algorithm, secret, getUnixTime());\n}\n</code></pre>\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/themes/edent-wordpress-theme/info/okgo.php?ID=76104&HTTP_REFERER=Atom\" alt width=\"1\" height=\"1\" loading=\"eager\">",
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      "title": "Book Review: Are You *Really* The Doctor? by Matthew Hutchinson ★★★⯪☆",
      "description": "A few months ago, I went to see Dr Hutchinson record his stand-up comedy special for the BBC - it's about his experiences working in the NHS as a Black doctor. As the title of the book implies, some of the public can be a mite suspicious that anyone with even a hint of melanin can rise beyond being a porter or, at a push, a nurse.  Much like Adam Kay's \"This Is Going To Hurt\", this is part…",
      "url": "https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/book-review-are-you-really-the-doctor-by-matthew-hutchinson/",
      "published": "2026-10-17T11:34:57.000Z",
      "updated": "2026-10-17T11:26:13.000Z",
      "content": "<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/are-you-really-the-doctor.avif\" alt=\"Book cover featuring a pair of crossed plasters in a dark brown colour.\" width=\"200\" class=\"alignleft\">\n\n<p>A few months ago, I went to see <a href=\"https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m002vbxx\">Dr Hutchinson record his stand-up comedy special for the BBC</a> - it's about his experiences working in the NHS as a Black doctor. As the title of the book implies, some of the public can be a mite suspicious that anyone with even a hint of melanin can rise beyond being a porter or, at a push, a nurse.</p>\n\n<p>Much like <a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2019/01/book-review-this-is-going-to-hurt/\">Adam Kay's \"This Is Going To Hurt\"</a>, this is part biography, part rant about the NHS, and part humorous look at what it takes to be a modern doctor. Hutchinson's book has rather less gallows humour and rather more racism.</p>\n\n<p>The problems of racial inequality in the NHS aren't just focussed on patients; they're also reflected in the way staff are treated. Rather than just recounting all the abuse he's been subject to, the book takes a good look at the actual statistics. Of course, this makes for slightly grim reading at times, so the frequent injections of humour are most welcome.</p>\n\n<p>The UK quite often seems in the shadow of larger cultures. As the book points out:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>This same issue is understudied in the UK – to the point where the absence of research is glaring. While we are clearly not just a little America, we aren’t so different that we can be confident we’re not replicating the same here.</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>Because of that, at times the book does feel a little bit like the \"<a href=\"https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/we-have-food-at-home\">we have [racism] at home</a>\" meme.</p>\n\n<p>There's an almost relentlessly cheery irreverence to some of the issues - but what else can you do? Sometimes it takes a good dose of comedy to cut through the bleakness. There's a slight streak of ageism within the book - especially when it comes to older doctors trying to use new technology. Although, to be fair, that was also my experience when working at NHSX. There are some people within the system who are desperate for it to remain preserved in aspic as even minor improvements are a threat to their position in the hierarchy.</p>\n\n<p>A minor grumble, the problem I have with books like this - and with <a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2019/05/review-the-secret-barrister/\">The Secret Barrister</a> - is that a lot of the moaning about how hard it is to become a professional doctor / lawyer just generates a giant shrug from me. Every piece of medical media in the last 50 years talks about how bone-crunchingly hard it is. All I can think of is \"none of this should be coming as a surprise to you!\" Should it be easier (and less sleep depriving) to be a doctor? Sure! But given it isn't, perhaps dial down on the clichés of how uniquely awful your <em>chosen</em> career is.</p>\n\n<p>The book isn't just a list of complaints, of course, everything is backed up with statistics (although unreferenced). Thankfully, the book ends with some practical suggestions of how the NHS can improve. It would certainly be interesting to read a version of this from 2046 to see how much has changed - given the improvements already bearing fruit, I'd hope that the UK health service would become much less racist over time.</p>\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/themes/edent-wordpress-theme/info/okgo.php?ID=76754&HTTP_REFERER=Atom\" alt width=\"1\" height=\"1\" loading=\"eager\">",
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      "id": "https://shkspr.mobi/blog/?p=72594",
      "title": "Book Review: Africa Is Not A Country - Breaking Stereotypes of Modern Africa by Dipo Faloyin ★★★★⯪",
      "description": "It's hard to craft a book with so much righteous indignation - let alone make it funny, accessible, and informative. Nevertheless, Dipo Faloyin has succeeded in writing a spectacular takedown of the myths which are often perpetrated about Africa.  It starts in the best way possible:  [Insert generic African proverb here. Ideally an allegory about a wise monkey and his interaction with a tree,…",
      "url": "https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/book-review-africa-is-not-a-country-breaking-stereotypes-of-modern-africa-by-dipo-faloyin/",
      "published": "2026-10-16T11:34:14.000Z",
      "updated": "2026-10-04T21:30:46.000Z",
      "content": "<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/06/9781473593435-jacket-large.webp\" alt=\"Book cover showing the various countries of Africa.\" width=\"326\" height=\"500\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-72595\">\n\n<p>It's hard to craft a book with so much righteous indignation - let alone make it funny, accessible, and informative. Nevertheless, Dipo Faloyin has succeeded in writing a spectacular takedown of the myths which are often perpetrated about Africa.</p>\n\n<p>It starts in the best way possible:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>[Insert generic African proverb here. Ideally an allegory about a wise monkey and his interaction with a tree, or the relationship between the donkey and the ant that surprisingly speaks to grand gestures of valour. Sign it off: Ancient African proverb]</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>How many times have you seen that? Think about all the tropes played out in every Hollywood movie set vaguely in Africa - would you accept the same stereotypes about <em>your</em> continent?</p>\n\n<p>And yet, it does rely a little too much about <em>internalised</em> stereotypes:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>The point is: there are a lot of people in Lagos. None of them are shy.</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>I'm sure there's at least one introvert in Lagos who cringes every time people expect them to be boisterous!</p>\n\n<p>The horrors and complexities of colonisation and its aftermath are on display for all to see. In many way, much like cryptobros discovering why banking regulations exist, some African countries are speed-running Europe's history of bloody internecine warfare and mad kings. A predilection that some parts of Europe (and America) are still struggling to move past.</p>\n\n<p>I think it could have benefited from just a few maps or illustrations. I also found some of the language a little… infantilising? The way he capitalises certain phrases like \"These Powerful Men In The Capital\" felt to me a little out of place. That said, there's some excellent caustic humour and some quite beautiful prose.</p>\n\n<p>In the end, it shows that while Africa is not a country, the stories are often of different countries tackling the same problems in the same ways. [Insert something about everyone's hearts beating to the rhythm of an African drum, while an elephant wanders into an impossibly huge sunset.]</p>\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/themes/edent-wordpress-theme/info/okgo.php?ID=72594&HTTP_REFERER=Atom\" alt width=\"1\" height=\"1\" loading=\"eager\">",
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      "title": "The Internet of Very Cheap Things",
      "description": "Twelve years ago, I was complaining that IoT devices were too expensive.  Last week I bought a colour changing Zigbee lighbulb for £4. Not a typo - less than a fiver.  While the aipocalypse is devouring RAM with its insatiable appetite, Moore's Law appears to be keeping up its end of the bargain when it comes to domestic gadgetry.  This blog posts compares today's prices with those from a little …",
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      "published": "2026-10-14T11:34:08.000Z",
      "updated": "2026-11-01T20:48:47.000Z",
      "content": "<p>Twelve years ago, I was <a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2014/09/the-internet-of-expensive-things/\">complaining that IoT devices were too expensive</a>.  Last week I bought a colour changing Zigbee lighbulb for £4. Not a typo - less than a fiver.</p>\n\n<p>While the aipocalypse is devouring RAM with its insatiable appetite, Moore's Law appears to be keeping up its end of the bargain when it comes to domestic gadgetry.</p>\n\n<p>This blog posts compares today's prices with those from a little over a decade ago. Some of the changes are startling, others less so. I'm basing the prices on what a customer can easily get today from Amazon. Yes, AliExpress is cheaper - but delivery takes and age and returns are a faff. Also, I get delicious affiliate revenue when you click the links which allows me to buy more tech crap to review. Everyone's a winner!</p>\n\n<!-- \n👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋\nWelcome to Comment Club! This content is only available to cool people who read HTML comments.\n\nPart of this post is me justifying to myself that ****maybe**** it is OK to spend some money on some fancy new gadgets. I'm lucky that companies occasionally send me stuff to review - but there are only so many thermal cameras a boy can eat, you know?\n\nRunning this blog is lots of fun - but the steady drip of affiliate revenue is a great motivator. It isn't life-changing sums, but it helps pay for hosting etc - so I don't feel /too/ guilty for shoving those Amazon links in everywhere.\n\nWhile you're here, the three rules of Comment Club are…\n\n1. You must not tell anyone about Comment Club - let them find out about it themselves.\n2. You *must* add some Comment Club Content to at least one of your blog posts. Doesn't have to be much, just a little note will do.\n3. You should drop an email to anyone whose comments you've read. Start by sending me a friendly message at comment.club@shkspr.mobi\n\nKeep your eyes peeled for more comments in future blog posts 😃\n\nTTFN.\n-->\n\n<h2 id=\"door-window-sensors\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/#door-window-sensors\">Door / Window Sensors</a></h2>\n\n<p>I don't know how many doors and windows you have in your property - we have about fifteen, not including internal doors and cupboards. Back then a single sensor cost around £30. Today you can get <a href=\"https://link.amazon/B02mpa9ff\">Zigbee door sensors</a> for between £15 - £30 <em>for a pack of four</em>!</p>\n\n<p>Prices are at least quartered. Do you <em>need</em> a sensor on every cupboard door or drawer? It is useful to be able to check your phone to see if the toilet seat is up or down? These are reaching the price where you might as well hook them up to anything.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"lightbulbs\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/#lightbulbs\">Lightbulbs</a></h2>\n\n<p>Hue's WiFi lightbulbs were about fifty-quid each. Again, count the number of lights you need in your home and run to your bank-manager for an overdraft!</p>\n\n<p>Today, <a href=\"https://link.amazon/B09UCBQh1\">Hue Bulbs are about £16 each</a>. That's a pretty steep drop. If you want generic <a href=\"https://link.amazon/B042fOMp3\">Zigbee Bulbs</a> you can expect to pay a tenner each. That's down to a fifth of the price from 2014. If you're happy buying from AliExpress, they're usually under a fiver.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"smart-electrical-sockets\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/#smart-electrical-sockets\">Smart Electrical Sockets</a></h2>\n\n<p>It's useful to be able to remotely control a power socket. It used to be the case they'd cost £30 per plug. Nowadays <a href=\"https://link.amazon/B06WYAKty\">smart plugs are about £7.50</a>. These ones come with energy monitoring and will easily integrate with HomeAssistant and other smarthome controllers.</p>\n\n<p>There's still a limit to the things which can be directly controlled from a socket. That said, I'm love my <a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2018/11/building-an-alexa-powered-electric-blanket/\">IoT Electric Blanket</a>.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"bluetooth-finders\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/#bluetooth-finders\">Bluetooth Finders</a></h2>\n\n<p>The dream is to have a magic tag stuck on everything you might lose. Back in 2014, we thought iBeacons / Eddystones would win out. Sadly that dream died and instead we're stuck with proprietary \"Find My\" networks from Google and Apple.</p>\n\n<p>The iBeacons were about a tenner each back then. <a href=\"https://link.amazon/B0ehVOGpF\">Today they're £5 - £10 each</a> depending on the features you want. That's still not cheap enough to attach to every sock - but there's no excuse for losing your keys, wallet, bag, or spouse again.</p>\n\n<p>Annoyingly they don't use an open standard, so you'll need a Google or Apple account to use them.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"nfc-tags\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/#nfc-tags\">NFC Tags</a></h2>\n\n<p>I still prefer QR codes (free!) to NFC, but I concede they do have their uses. Their capacity and features are much the same as they were a decade ago, but prices have dropped from about 75p per tag <a href=\"https://link.amazon/B09WNLkdw\">down to about 10p-20p per tag</a>.</p>\n\n<p>At that price, it's just about cheap enough to stick them in every book you own or sew them into all your underpants. Quite <em>why</em> you'd want to do that is left as an exercise for the reader.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"internet-fridge\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/#internet-fridge\">Internet Fridge</a></h2>\n\n<p>You know what, I didn't bother looking at the actual cost of an Internet Fridge all those years ago. But earlier this year I got a WiFi enabled tumble dryer. It was as cheap as all the other models and means I can shout \"ALEXA! MAKE DRY!\" then receive a notification from HomeAssistant when the dry is fully maked.</p>\n\n<p>I hope my next fridge comes with a sensor that alerts me if the door is left open or the freezer is getting too warm. That would be handy.</p>\n\n<p>The <a href=\"https://link.amazon/B0eRlU9jW\">cost of an ESP32</a> is basically a rounding error for most large appliances, especially when bought in bulk. If it uses electricity, it is probably trivial to add WiFi and Bluetooth.</p>\n\n<h2 id=\"whats-next\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/#whats-next\">What's Next?</a></h2>\n\n<p>There's probably a realistic limit to how low prices can go while the products still remain safe and durable. For smaller items that appears to be between a fiver in bulk direct from China to about a tenner sourced from a mainstream UK supplier.</p>\n\n<p>For domestic appliances, there doesn't seem to be any significant extra cost. 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Again, power requirements make this a bit more difficult.</li>\n</ul></li>\n<li>Cooking\n\n<ul>\n<li>I have a <a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2024/03/receive-push-notifications-from-your-rice-cooker/\">smart rice cooker</a>. For everything else, I have to rely on an Alexa beep-detector to know when my kitchen needs attention.</li>\n</ul></li>\n<li>Water Pipes\n\n<ul>\n<li>I already have a basic leak detector and a smart meter for gas / electric. How about <a href=\"https://watergate.ai/\">a smart water meter</a>? Not sure I want to start sawing into my plumbing though!</li>\n</ul></li>\n</ul>\n\n<h2 id=\"but-i-dont-want-to-live-in-a-smarthome-%f0%9f%98%a1\"><a href=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2026/10/the-internet-of-very-cheap-things/#but-i-dont-want-to-live-in-a-smarthome-%f0%9f%98%a1\">But I Don't Want To Live In A Smarthome 😡</a></h2>\n\n<p>Literally no one is forcing you. 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      "title": "Book Review: The Thousand Deaths of Romeo and Juliet - Caroline Finch ★★★★★",
      "description": "The thing about Romeo and Juliet is that it is a true story. It isn't literally true, but it is literary true. We see the same motif repeated throughout all cultures and all times. Caroline Lea (writing as Caroline Finch) asks an important question - what if every pair of star-cross'd lovers were reincarnations of the original Verona duo?  The essence of tragedy is that the end is unavoidable.…",
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      "published": "2026-10-13T11:34:37.000Z",
      "updated": "2026-10-13T10:00:03.000Z",
      "content": "<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/uploads/2026/10/randj.webp\" alt=\"Book cover.\" width=\"200\" class=\"alignleft\">\n\n<p>The thing about Romeo and Juliet is that it is a true story. It isn't literally true, but it <em>is</em> literary true. We see the same motif repeated throughout all cultures and all times. Caroline Lea (writing as Caroline Finch) asks an important question - what if every pair of star-cross'd lovers were reincarnations of the original Verona duo?</p>\n\n<p>The essence of tragedy is that the end is unavoidable. You've probably watched Romeo sup poison a hundred times. It is <em>inevitable</em> that Juliet will take her own life in response. Horrific! Yet, not only do you refuse to look away, you gleefully seek it out for another viewing. There's a reason why Tony and Maria cannot escape their destinies in West Side Story - something more than fate is pushing them onto a path that will accept no deviation. The only way through is, of course, death.</p>\n\n<p>The Thousand Deaths starts slowly - the first \"act\" felt like an excuse to retell the classic tale in a new setting. Nothing wrong with that, of course, and it is suffused with lovely writing - but it felt a bit \"so what?\"</p>\n\n<p>And then they die.</p>\n\n<p>As the acts progress and they get closer to the their thousandth death the pace picks up. The writing is absolutely gorgeous, packed with allusions and references for the careful reader (more on that later). The story is heartbreaking - as well you know - and the author has the perfect knack of keeping her characters on just the right side of histrionics.</p>\n\n<p>I'd sort of classify this as <em>almost</em> romantasy. There's an undercurrent of sci-fi and fantasy which can't be ignored - but you can also hear the stirring of the violins in the background. Our hero and heroine come together and are violently broken apart for our insatiable entertainment. Do we care about whether that's good for them? What does it feel like to be a Mercutio forever used as a pawn-sacrifice? Does Tybalt resent his forcible reincarnation into a perpetual baddie? Are we culpable for insisting that they strut upon an endless stage just so we can wipe tears from our eyes?</p>\n\n<p>The book builds to a fine crescendo. It is heartfelt and <em>utterly</em> tragic. The ending will, I suspect, divide people. I found it mostly satisfactory and completely in keeping with the rest of the story.</p>\n\n<p>One final thing - the end notes are <em>superb</em>. They go through all the references you might have missed, explain where certain phrases came from, and point the curious reader to the books which were an inspiration. Too many authors treat their literary allusions as a precious puzzle and jealously guard them. I'm delighted that Caroline Finch is generous enough to share her secrets with us.</p>\n\n<p>Many thanks to NetGalley for the review copy. The book will be released in 2027 - I strongly recommend putting it on your pre-order list.</p>\n<img src=\"https://shkspr.mobi/blog/wp-content/themes/edent-wordpress-theme/info/okgo.php?ID=76683&HTTP_REFERER=Atom\" alt width=\"1\" height=\"1\" loading=\"eager\">",
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